Chapter 247: A Natural Guide

Li Huaishan tilted his head towards the window: "Put it on the side of the tuyere." ”

He deliberately didn't look at me when he spoke, obviously a little weak-hearted.

From what I know about Li Huaishan, the reason why he is like this is because the yin qi in the columbarium really scared him, but he didn't want to admit that he was afraid.

Since I took him to the southwest chrysalis village, he has always been like this, always trying to make a look of not being afraid of heaven and earth on the surface, but in fact, his heart is more empty than anyone else.

However, this time when he entered the warehouse, Li Huaishan's expression was much stronger than in the past, at least this time he rarely talked nonsense in front of me.

I turned my head and looked over the window, and saw that the altar was indeed on the ground.

The floor on the fifth floor divides the windows into two parts, the window sill is on the fourth floor, but the window locks and window handles are all on the fifth floor, in addition, there is no guardrail between the floor and the window on the fifth floor, when the window is open to the outside, it will be very dangerous to stand on the edge of the floor, and one will fall down if you are not careful.

From the cement bricks on the village road to the floor of the fifth floor of the old storehouse, there is a distance of about seventeen or eighteen meters, and even if a person falls to his death, he has to be half-paralyzed, but such a height seems to be nothing for a cat.

When I turned my head to look at the window, I saw not only the urn, but also the hammer sitting next to the columbarium.

This cat's IQ has never been very stable, and when it is smart, both eyes are full of aura, but when it is stupid, it is stupider than big and small.

At this time, it was staring at the urn in a daze, its eyes glowing green in the moonlight, but unfortunately there was no aura in the green light tonight, only a faint hint of stupidity.

As soon as I saw the hammer, I immediately remembered the twenty-odd glasses that had died under my bedside table.

It's not good, this guy is going to do bad things.

Li Huaishan reacted to what the hammer was going to do almost at the same time as me, and when I opened my legs and rushed towards the hammer, he also shouted, "It's over!" He quickly pounced on the hammer.

The two of us didn't move, and the footsteps sounded together, and the hammer suddenly stretched out its sinful little claws and scratched twice on the urn.

The jar was so heavy that the hammer didn't use enough force to push it to the edge of the floor, but it didn't push it down.

I was less than two meters away from the hammer, and before it could shake its claws for the third time, I threw myself at it, trying to pounce on it.

This guy had been staring at the altar, but when I landed, it suddenly jumped and avoided it.

Then I watched as the hammer landed lightly beside me, and it stared at me in amazement as it raised its claws and scratched lightly on the altar.

The urn shook on the edge of the floor for a moment, then fell to the ground.

All I could see was the columbarium that was getting farther and farther away, and there was a long sound of breaking wind in my ears, followed by a "bang" sound, and the urn fell on the hard cement bricks and cracked into a large number of broken porcelain pieces.

And the powder in the jar was sprinkled everywhere.

After a short while, an extremely thick yin qi rose from under the wreckage of the jar, and flew towards the northwest with the wind.

Li Huaishan was also lying on the edge of the floor, and he, like me, watched the urn fall and shatter, and watched the yin qi drift away.

When the yin qi disappeared in the distance, Li Huaishan and I turned our heads at the same time and looked at the hammer.

Iron Hammer sat on the edge of the floor, licking its paws leisurely, it probably sensed the gaze of me and Li Huaishan, and slowly raised its face, looking at the two of us with an idiot-like look.

Seriously, I suddenly felt the urge to stew cats and eat meat.

But before Li Huaishan and I had a seizure, there was a scream of a little thief behind him.

When I looked back, I saw that the little thief had woken up, his arms and legs were all broken, and the severe pain made him wriggle and scream as he writhed, and the scene was so mad and so mad.

After that, there was the muffled sound of a large number of heavy objects falling to the ground downstairs, accompanied by some muttering complaints.

It seems that as soon as the yin qi is gone, the people downstairs also woke up, and the little thief screamed so fiercely, it is estimated that those people will come up soon to check.

What to do? If you go down the stairs, you will definitely bump into the person who came up.

The hammer had already thought of a way, and I was worried when I saw it flip over and jump straight from the window.

Li Huaishan and I instinctively stretched out our heads to watch, and saw the cat stretch its body in mid-air, quickly adjust its posture and landing angle, and then land smoothly.

After landing, it first arched its body, stretched its waist beautifully, and then raised its head very elegantly, giving me and Li Huaishan a disdainful look, and then took small steps and leisurely strolled into the depths of the alley.

Li Huaishan and I glanced at each other, Li Huaishan smacked his lips and asked me, "Shall we jump down too?" ”

What can you do if you don't jump, do you want to stay here and socialize with the bear children?

I looked up at the window guard, it was supposed to be made of pure metal, and it wasn't rusty much, and it still shone very clean in the moonlight.

No way, jump.

I took Li Huaishan to my side, then spread the yang line, hung the gossip money on the window handle, and said to Li Huaishan: "Are you ready?" ”

As soon as Li Huaishan said the word "no", there was a cracking sound of rust bursting on the other side of the stairs.

I knew that I couldn't delay any longer, so I didn't talk nonsense to Li Huaishan, so I directly wrapped my arm around his waist and jumped down from the window.

The length of the yang line is 10 meters and 3 inches, and with our own height, when the yang line is completely straightened, the soles of our feet are more than six meters away from the ground.

It is said that the record height of parkour is 15 meters, but Li Huaishan and I are not parkour enthusiasts, and the height of a two-story building alone is also dangerous for us.

Anyway, there's no other way in front of you, so let's pay attention to it.

I slowly rotated my wrist to let the yang line grow longer little by little, so as to make sure that we didn't descend too quickly, and by the way, to protect my wrist from being cut by the yang line during the rapid fall.

When the yang line was completely released, Li Huaishan consciously climbed down slowly, knowing that when he grabbed my ankle with the palm of his hand and hung vertically in midair, there was only a distance of more than four meters left between the sole of his foot and the ground.

In this kind of self-preservation, Li Huaishan has always been much smarter than I imagined.

After he let go of my ankle, I waited until there was a sound of landing under me before shaking my wrist to close the line.

Falling from a height of six meters was definitely not a particularly comfortable experience, and when I landed, I didn't do a good job of cushioning at the first time, and my calf bone suffered a lot of impact, and I almost broke it on the spot.

Li Huaishan didn't have anything to do, I wrapped the yang thread around my wrist and said to him: "Pick up some ashes, and take a piece of the fragments of the jar." ”

"Damn, this is ashes, how can I pick them up, can I pick them up by hand?"

Li Huaishan complained, but he still took off his shirt and hugged a few pieces of broken porcelain on the ground along with a handful of ashes.

Someone in the window on the fifth floor was asking about the little thief's injury, Li Huaishan and I didn't dare to stay longer, he helped me, I was lame, and the two of them flashed into the shadow of the corner of the village road together, and then walked along the wall, and only after three or four villages stopped to breathe two sighs of relief.

Li Huaishan patted his chest and asked me helplessly: "Why do I think living people are more scary than ghosts, when we saw ghosts just now, we didn't run so quickly." ”

You are embarrassed to say this kind of thing, and I don't know who it is, but as soon as I heard that the ghost thing was on top of my head, I was frightened and shrunk on the spot.

But then again, where did the yin qi that floated out of the urn go? Just leave it alone, and nothing will go wrong.

I made up my mind, let out a long breath from my mouth, and then said to myself, "Something must go wrong." ”

Li Huaishan: "Where are we going now, do we go back to Lao Hu's house?" ”

I shook my head: "Go outside the village, find a hotel to sleep in, and I will have to prepare a few things when I get back." ”

Li Huaishan turned his hand and touched his back, and said half-complaining, half-embarrassed: "I have to find the nearby epidemic prevention station when I go back." ”

I asked him, "What are you doing at the epidemic prevention station?" ”

Hearing me say this, Li Huaishan sighed: "You didn't vaccinate your cat against rabies, but I can only vaccinate myself." How are your legs, are you able to walk on your own? ”

I moved my left leg a little, and felt that there was no problem, so I asked Li Huaishan to lead the way in front and leave the village first.

It was only after entering this urban village that I found out that Li Huaishan was also a strange person, we were in a hurry just now, and we didn't look at the road carefully, and when I proposed to go out of the village, I didn't know where I was in the village.

But Li Huaishan knew that he not only knew where we were, but also knew in which direction we could get to the entrance of the village.

A veteran driver like me, who has been following Boss Lu for a year, immediately changed direction as soon as he entered the village, but Li Huaishan's sense of direction was not affected at all.

At first, I thought that Li Huaishan relied on the direction of the moon to distinguish between east and west, north and south, but later I learned that this guy didn't know how to look at the direction of the moon at all, he thought that the moon was the same as the sun, it must be in the east before 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, and it would point to the west after 12 o'clock.

I asked him how he could find his way in such a village with complicated road conditions, since he couldn't even look at the direction of the moon. The answer was very simple: "I just know." ”。

Li Huaishan's sense of direction is so unreasonable.

When I took him to look for Chrysalis in the mountains and forests, although along the way, I had always played the role of a guide, but in fact, whenever I lost my way in the forest, I needed Li Huaishan to guide me.

(End of chapter)