July is regarded as the Ghost Month by the general public, when the ghost gates of the underworld are wide open, and many ghosts are exiled to the underworld. If the burial is held in July, it may attract more ghosts, which is even more detrimental to the bereaved family. - Sixth woman

To tell the truth, although it has been extremely difficult in the past three years, I have learned a lot from the layman, and on the day of the mountain, my parents, six women, monkeys, Haizi, Da Zhuang and even Mei Zhenren came, and the posture was only not set off firecrackers to spread the red carpet, which made me embarrassed.

After going down the mountain, our group went to the star hotel in the city to have a meal, looking at this dazzling array of delicacies, I was like a starving ghost reincarnated, I couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks and hold the big fish and meat and stuff it into the mouth, while stuffing and drinking juice to help myself swallow it quickly, the sixth woman saw my shocking appearance, and shook her head again and again and asked if the layman had not let me eat a full meal in the past three years.

To be honest, this meal was the best meal in three years, and I was really tempted by the food to my stomach.

I took another bite of beef before answering the words of the sixth woman, I said that although I was full, I ate all the crooked melons and cracked dates left by the layman, and all the good things were taken care of by the layman himself.

The layman blew his beard angrily and stared at him and shouted: "Haven't you been trained yet, you stinky boy, or will I send you back to the mountain tomorrow for tutoring?!" Although the layman wanted to make a face, I knew that he was actually very happy in his heart, and it was also the happiest meal he had in three years.

After dinner, it was a private time for me and Haizi, Monkey and Da Zhuang.

The four of us went to a street in the city to find a supper shop, the business of the supper shop is very good, and there are many people who go to eat supper.

I found a place with them to sit down and shouted at the boss to serve wine.

We didn't drink alcohol during dinner, including the old drunkard who drank tea.

As soon as the wine arrived, we couldn't wait for the barbecue such as pork belly skewers and lamb kebabs to be placed on the table before we could pry open the lid.

We poured our beers to the brim, raised our glasses and shouted Long Live Friendship, then drank it all and filled it up again.

During this period, I complained to them about all the hardships I had experienced and suffered in the past three years, and told them how I subdued all the problems of demon suppression, and the monkey listened very excitedly, during which he kept shouting cowhide and other nonsense, although it was nonsense, I liked to listen to it, wasn't it for this moment? Because I got my friends to give me a thumbs up, it felt much more comfortable than the meal I had today.

It may be that our party is too lively, and it has provoked the opinions of the little brother at the next table.

The yellow hair stood up and opened his mouth to scold: "What the hell is the noise! Is there a dead person in the house or what?! ”

Da Zhuang is a short-tempered person, and when he heard this, he immediately couldn't hold back, and stood up suddenly.

"Yo, you're standing up, why are you standing up? When a grandson? The yellow-haired hanger walked over and shouted at Da Zhuang with his eyes wide.

Da Zhuang didn't say a word, it was just a slap, Da Zhuang was a broken palm, so this slap was loud and heavy.

That slap went down, not only was the yellow hair stupid, but we were also stupid, and the people who drank and ate meat nearby were also stupid, and they all turned their attention to us.

The yellow-haired face couldn't cover it, and shouted loudly: "Why are you still stunned, why don't you come and beat these grandsons to death!" You XXX even dare to fight Lao Tzu, you go and ask Lao Tzu what he does! Yellow Mao beckoned to his brothers, and they all stood up, picking up beer bottles and plastic chairs to sit on.

When the boss saw this situation, he knew that he was afraid that a vicious battle was about to start, so he quickly stood up and stopped us in the middle and said something to reconcile us.

is the so-called stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, but the yellow hair doesn't care about these, he actually gave the boss a slap, and then pushed him away and told him to get out quickly, otherwise he would be beaten together, and the boss didn't fight back.

There are six people on the other side, and there are only four of us on our side, but I don't panic at all, I have even fought with Mao Stiff, can I still be afraid of the group of cubs on the other side?!

At this moment, even the timid monkey and Haizi, who didn't want to make trouble at all, stood firmly on the side of me and Da Zhuang, and I was very touched by this move.

"Lao Tzu wants your life!" The yellow hair snatched the wine bottle of the brother next to him, and smashed it on Da Zhuang's head, we know how tough Da Zhuang is, he was the ancestor who could lie on the road to block the truck for an old popsicle!

Da Zhuang let the bottle smash on his arm horizontally, and the other hand held a fist, and slammed a punch into the yellow hair's face, the yellow hair of this punch was a stumble and almost fell to the ground, the yellow hair was furious, this move was undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire, he was red-eyed and desperate to pick up the wine bottle to Da Zhuang, and Da Zhuang was even more desperate even if he was smashed by the bottle, he was not afraid at all, and smashed his fist on the yellow hair's head, this time it was not a face, it was a head!

After a few punches, the yellow hair fell to the ground, and there was a faint liquid flowing out of his head, which shows how fierce Da Zhuang is!

Da Zhuang did not lose his combat effectiveness because the bottle was smashed on his face and hands, but quickly went to help the weak Haizi and the monkey, he roared, just like when Zhang Fei stood in Changban Slope to pick up General Zhao Zilong, he grabbed one person in each hand and played two twenty-year-old young men like a chick, I also learned that day that the previous Da Zhuang didn't use his strength at all when he was playing with us, his strength was innate, and the amount of alcohol was also born!

In less than a few minutes, the six people were beaten to the ground and couldn't move, not to mention Da Zhuang, just me and the layman have been studying martial arts diligently for three years, not to mention six people, even if there are ten, I may not be afraid!

The yellow-haired man lying on the ground fled in embarrassment and did not forget to intimidate us, saying who is his eldest brother, I will hehe, no matter how powerful your eldest brother is, can he be more cowhide than Mao Zhuang?!

After driving away the six of them, we all had wounds of varying degrees, I was fortunate that I was just hit on the back by a chair, but Da Zhuang was a little bad, he was hit by two bottles, and we were not in the mood to eat any more supper, so we settled the account, should be compensated to the boss, and only after paying a penny did we go to the local small hospital to bandage it, after we dealt with these trivialities

I walked out of the hospital with a smile, especially the monkey, he laughed silly, but what I didn't expect was waiting for us at the entrance of the hospital was a police car flashing red and blue and a police uncle in uniform, and the six grandsons actually called the police!

We were very cooperative with the police car to get into the car, in the car we saw the six grandsons, Huang Mao proudly towards the big Zhuang than a middle finger, I was eager to strangle the Shabi, but in the end the police uncle stopped Huang Mao's behavior, let him in the police car to settle the point, was the police scolded Huang Mao helpless, can only blow at us nose glare, I simply closed my eyes, don't look at the yellow hair, and the mind is thinking of his embarrassed appearance when he saw me close his eyes, almost laughed, hehe, fight with me, Let's go to the police station tonight and fight with you!