How can it be so easy to ask the gods to call the ghosts, the disc fairy, the pen fairy? I only know divination, I'm sorry! - Li Jushi

Since that incident, I thought that they would converge a little, but after the good times, they relapsed again, and the illness was even worse than last time.

"Eh, Lao Chen, I recently watched a Hong Kong drama blockbuster, do you know what it's called?!" I think the monkey should be nicknamed the owl, he always doesn't sleep at night.

"How do I know anything, I'm not a fortune teller."

"Oh, can't you even count you Ling Daxian?"

"If you talk about it again, believe it or not, I'll call a few dirty things to play with you." I put my index and middle fingers together and put them to my mouth and pretend to say a mantra.

Of course I can't be psychic, I'm just scaring the monkeys.

"Don't, Ling Daxian! I'll just listen to you. "I still remember the monkey's writhing expression vividly, it was not only disgusting to me, it even made me feel chills all over my body, and it wasn't until the monkey got married that I was sure that his sexual orientation was normal.

"Hell, we've all seen each other last time, and we're here to meet the fairy tonight." The monkey glanced at me in a strange way.

"Immortals?"

"Saucer Immortal!"

"Come on! Wasn't your lesson bad enough? If you mess with any dirty stuff this time, I don't bother to care about you. I gave him a blank look.

"Boys are actually quite duplicitous sometimes." I have to say that his idiom is really practical enough, if something really happens to him, I can't ignore him just because of my friendship with him.

In the evening, he returned to the dormitory and sent off the dormitory manager, he finally started to act, he simply said that he watched an old Hong Kong drama "Diexian" last week, saying that the bullied Johnson in it began to burst his luck after inadvertently meeting Diexian, and began to perform all kinds of tricks and tricks, and finally led to himself falling into a place of no return; I remember that the monkey was leaning against the head of the bed, leaning out half of his body to talk to us, and I thought he was talking as if he were talking about himself, because he said that he was going to ask the saucer to change his fate.

And I told him with a disdainful face: "Eh, this thing of the saucer fairy is to use the saucer for divination, it actually originated in ancient China, and is called Fuping." ”

"That's not bad at all, worthy of Master Ling! I'm going to join a table too. ”

"Playing mahjong, let's make a table."

"It's just playing mahjong, and the rules of the game can only require four people, and they have to be two men and two women."

"Cut!" There was a sigh in the bedroom.

"That being said, what about four men playing? Come, try and see what happens. "The monkey greeted me, Haizi and Da Zhuang together.

"I've got plates here." The monkey took out a saucer and a large white paper from the box, and a circle the size of a saucer was drawn on the paper, and the circle was written with ten numbers from 0 to 9, whether it was a double option and other relevant information, anyway, I couldn't understand it, this Fu Ping still heard the six women talk about it, but it seems to be very interesting to look at this posture, and it can be seen that the monkey has really done enough homework, but unfortunately, the exam does not test these contents.

"Come on, come on, now that it's all developed to this point, it's necessary to go on!" Am I a fearful Lord? I was the ancestor who shouted that I was going to the mountains to catch ghosts, although the six women repeatedly warned me to have less right and wrong, but today's monkey posture is a completely stimulating blood flowing in my bones, I not only want to play, I also want to drag the most unwilling to play Haizi to play.

Haizi couldn't summon my soft grinding and hard bubbles, so he could only sigh and say that he made such a bad friend to me, and it was really unfortunate for three lives.

After the monkey explained the rules, we started the game of Saucer Fairy.

The four of them formed a circle, and because of the dim light, I lit a white candle, after all, white candles are suitable for channeling.

After squatting down, buckle the plate upside down, close your eyes and stretch out your index finger respectively, put it on the edge of the same side of the center of the saucer, and silently recite in your mouth: Saucer Fairy, Saucer Fairy, please come out and other nonsense.

The roommates who didn't participate were also called a lively watch, although they might attract dirty things to possess them when they watched here, but because they all admitted that I was a Taoist priest, they all expressed their discouragement, and I also said that I didn't need to be coaxed at all for the sake of vanity.

But what kind of Taoist priest was I at that time, I learned a magic technique, or the kind of self-defense, if something really happened, I was afraid that there was no other way but to recite "Amitabha".

No, as soon as I put my hand on it, my heart began to get nervous, although it was a saucer fairy, but I guess it was just a little ghost on the side of the road, my palms were sweaty, I don't know if it was because of excitement or nervousness, my heartbeat was naturally a lot faster, and the feeling after closing my eyes was particularly strong.

After inviting for a long time, the dishes are still plates, and the people are still people.

I simply opened my eyes and patted everyone on the shoulder again, telling them to stop playing.

"Sure enough, it's fake, it's miserable, X!" The monkey looked depressed, and it is estimated that he will not appear like this when he is the first in the exam.

"I think it's okay to ask God or something, I think it's much easier to summon ghosts and psychic."

"I know this, I heard my grandmother say, because the school is one of the most yin venues, so it needs a lot of people, and a lot of people will be strong, so that the dirty things can be suppressed, and there are not a few strange things that happen in the school, I heard that the sound of ghosts crying wolves occasionally comes from the girls' dormitory of our school." No wonder Haizi has always been reluctant to talk about ghosts and gods, it turns out that there is also a knowledgeable person in the family.

"What? There are ghosts in the girls' dormitory?! Which dormitory? "I'm afraid that the world won't talk nonsense about this dead monkey.

"I don't know the specifics, I heard these from the mouths of the senior sisters who have graduated, and they may not be true."

"Cut, it's boring! What a broken saucer fairy! The monkey threw the dish into the garbage can, clapped his hands and was about to go to bed, but the white candle that had not yet been blown out was extinguished at once.

"This ghost wind, strange and cold-calling ······"

"Monkey, there's no wind outside......" Da Zhuang is a sincere person, as soon as he said this, the monkey suddenly fell down, I thought he was evil again, and hurriedly prepared to run over and shake him, but I didn't expect him to be scared, and his legs fell off as soon as he turned over.

"Eh, don't scare me on this big night...... "Ignoring the pain, he hurriedly ran to my side and held my arm like a little girl.

"Eh, what are you doing, I don't have a habit of breaking sleeves."

"No, big brother, I don't have the leisure to joke with you at this time, you heard what you said just now."

"What are you afraid of?! I'm here! "I opened my eyes and looked at the monkey's soul and saw that there was nothing unusual, so I told him not to worry.

"Are you really okay?" The monkey is still a little shadowy since the last incident.

"You still don't believe Ling Daxian's words?" I patted my chest, and it felt good to be secretly deceiving myself.

"Believe, believe, 100% believe! I'm going to bed right now, good night, everyone! ”

I shook my head helplessly, I actually wondered in my heart, when I played the saucer fairy, I didn't feel the plate moving or there was a touch of wind blowing in, but the moment the monkey threw the saucer into the trash can the candle was indeed extinguished, and as Da Zhuang said, there was no wind at that time; Since there is no wind, how do the candles go out?

I've seen his three souls and seven spirits, all of them are stable, and there is no abnormality, so what is wrong? I couldn't figure it out, and I fell asleep groggily with the mystery.