Jujube wood struck by lightning has the effect of driving away evil spirits. - Early in the morning

After leaving the police station, Uncle Yu saw me alone and gave me a yellow talisman, which was folded into a triangular shape and wrapped in hard plastic, which isolated the yellow talisman from contact with the air, the purpose of which was to protect the fairy qi in the spirit talisman.

"What, why are you giving me this yellow talisman? I'm afraid I'll be eaten by a ghost?! ”

"I think you're a ghost, and you're talking a lot about it! This talisman is for your self-defense, if one day you encounter a lot of trouble, or even when you may not be able to save your life, remember to burn this talisman, when you burn this talisman, the aura in this talisman can save your life, and I will rush over as quickly as possible to help you. ”

"Uncle Yu, this is not like your style, you have always cared about the life and death of others, why, today your conscience found out, you want to be a living Buddha?" It's rare to ridicule Uncle Yu, so naturally he wants to seize this opportunity.

"Hmph, if it weren't for the smell of my old friend on you, I wouldn't have bothered to entangle with you, a yellow-mouthed child. Do it yourself! "Uncle Yu threw the triangular yellow talisman to me and turned around and left, as if he would be disgusted by looking at me any more time, and even the most idiot I can understand that Uncle Yu is doing this for my own good, no matter what the reason, his intentions are always kind.

So I had to laugh dryly twice and thank him and then let him have time to come out and get together and so on, how to say that it is a year-old friend, and he is really willing to be ruthless, do not look back and do not answer, walking beside him appeared a gray-white fog, his back is gradually blurred, and after his whole person completely disappeared in the thick fog, a wind blew in the sky, as soon as the wind blew, the fog dispersed, and his person was gone.

I even began to suspect that it was not Qimen Dunjia at all, but what we usually call "immortal art", because these days with Uncle Yu, I really think he is too mysterious and incredible, whether it is crazy and wants to solve the case, or it is very accurate to track Xiao Si's traces, but I can't think about it anymore, because some things can't be thought of just can't be thought of, and thinking too much about random suspicion and speculation will hurt my mind and body.

After the life-saving yellow talisman given by Uncle Yu was put away, I whistled and began to wander the streets, you asked me what I was going to do? In fact, I don't know, I didn't go to university, and I didn't learn any crafts, but I just studied Taoism with lay people for three years, I can't set up a stall to tell fortunes, not to mention whether the calculation is accurate, even if it is true, others may not believe it, and it is already 2002, and the fear of talking about gods and ghosts in the 21st century will eventually make people laugh and be regarded as nerves.

I had nothing to do but go to the monkey's side, at least he knew that I was not a nerve, but a fairy.

The monkey inherited his father's business and didn't know how to inherit it, so it wouldn't take three years to collapse his own shop, with curiosity, imagining the monkey's unreliable character and his impetuous heart, as well as the funny expression like a monkey, the corners of his mouth couldn't help laughing.

When I arrived at the monkey's shop, the situation was a little different from what I imagined, I thought that this kid would be good if he didn't collapse his own small shop, but I didn't expect that in three years, he would take care of and run the small shop in a decent way.

"Yo, monkey, what's the matter, now that you don't make much trouble in the sky, learn to learn the Western Scripture?"

"Ah, yes, Ling Daxian, dig a groove, hurry up and come in and sit, as soon as this great immortal comes, the entire humble house will be full of light in an instant." The monkey didn't know what I was going to do, and when he saw me, he was much more excited than when I saw him.

"The scholars should be impressed every three days, and now the cultural level is quite high!" It was early summer, so he stocked up on popsicles in his refrigerator early.

I took a sugar popsicle and stuffed it into my mouth, don't you say, it's still the taste of the year, sweet but not greasy, and it melts in your mouth.

"Now this store is doing pretty well, I thought this family would lose in your hands." I shook my head and smiled.

"Cut, the dog's eyes look at the things that people are low. I'm telling you I'm smart, but I wasn't interested in reading when I was in school. "The monkey is also the one who gives him three colors to open a dyeing shop, and I am afraid that he will not be able to stop blowing this cowhide, so I hurriedly stop him from talking serious nonsense.

"Alright, stop, call the brothers tonight."

"That's not good, Haizi still has class tonight."

"How do you know? You can't see it all. ”

"Eh, although I don't have the eye of the sky, I have this baby!" The monkey pulled out the Nokia and shook it in front of me, and I wanted to shave his ears in the face.

"Yo, it seems that I've made some money over the years, so I've bought a mobile phone."

"That is, Haizi also insisted on working part-time during college, earning a lot of extra money, and not long ago I also bought a Nokia, the style is the same as mine, Da Zhuang can't resist the temptation, and I also bought one, the model and style are still the same as mine; So, right now you don't have a phone, you know? Well? Poor ghost, huh? ”

"You XX really opened a dyeing workshop, if you are like this again, believe it or not, I will make you unlucky in a few days!"

"Don't, don't, it's not easy for me to open this small shop, Ling Daxian, don't break down with me."

"Hmph, then it depends on your performance tonight."

In the evening, we made an appointment with Da Zhuang to go to Haizi's school, it is an undergraduate university, the campus environment is very good, and you can see the young man in the bamboo forest tryst or something at night, the monkey is bored, no skin and no face, and even ran over to whistle, at that time the girl was still relatively shy in general, so scared that the female college student covered her face and ran away, the angry man yo, almost started to cut us, but when he saw Da Zhuang's physique, he gave up decisively, I have to say, he is at least wise about this.

We waited for Haizi to finish class, abducted him, and then ate supper, drank wine, and farted at the food stall.

Haizi asked me what my plans were, I said that the two old ladies in the family said that they would let me learn to cook, I was unwilling to refuse, to be honest, I was really not used to letting me cook and cook, and taking care of the laymen in the mountains for three years was extremely mentally tortured.

"That's not good, you're 22 and almost 23, you have to learn a skill, you have to have a skill, otherwise you won't be able to stand in society in the future." Haizi still supports me as before.

"Come on, what's untenable, if you really can't do it, when you graduate from college and start your own business, I'll go to your company to do it." I'm not afraid that I won't find anything to do, not to mention anything else, but what I have is that I can do coolies for a hundred days.

"Morning, look at you, it's still every positive shape, I thought you had been honing in the mountains for three years, and your mind had matured a lot."

"Phew, he, dogs can't change their!" The monkey finished the beer in his glass in one gulp.

"I think you're a dog who can't spit ivory out of his mouth!" I'll strangle the monkey, and I'm going to teach this bad boy a good lesson.

"Oh, relying on yourself to bully people twice, is there any justice, and there is no royal law·····" The monkey instantly played with the body, so scared that I quickly let go, to be honest, I was afraid of shamelessness, especially this kind of particularly shameless, so many people in the food stalls, he dared to shout, others are not allowed to treat our group of people as fools, sure enough, the eyes of the little brother and lady on the side of the road are looking at the mentally retarded·····

Well, the monkey is my nemesis by nature, and it would be a shame to come out with him.

In this way, I fought with the monkeys and the others, and I didn't go to work for almost two months.

Until one day a guy came up to me.