"Huh! Why didn't you see that ghost wife of yours? Wenbao asked.

"It's broken! I was going to wait for them to fall asleep, but this time it's okay, I'm out of the show tonight. I said dejectedly.

"You idiot, now it's a good chance for us to take advantage of their fight." Wen Bao said: "You go and pester your ghost wife, I will take the opportunity to steal the big steamed buns." ”

That's a good idea! I nodded, and took Wenbao to my mother's house.

There was no Gu Chan in the room, Wen Bao and I came to the coffin in the middle of the ground, looked inside, dumbfounded, empty, nothing!

Exhausted, we slept until noon, and lazily got up and looked around, and grandpa and dad didn't seem to be at home.

I secretly pulled Xiaoxiao over and asked Xiaoxiao if she saw a woman's dead body?

"See! I took it into my mother's house. Xiaoxiao replied very dryly.

"No, I went in and looked at it later, and there wasn't any." I said.

Xiaoxiao nodded my forehead with a smile and said, "Brother is so confused, if you think that ghost sister-in-law casually used a trick, you will naturally lose sight." ”

"What?" I'm not always at home, and I really don't know much about this.

"That Guchan doesn't want you to see it, of course you can't see it." Xiaoxiao said: "What's so nice about a dead person. ”

"You don't understand, then I ask you, if I want to find that corpse, how can I see it?" I asked.

Xiaoxiao thought for a while and said, "There is a kind of oil in Grandpa's room, which is said to be smeared on the eyes, and it can break any obstacles." ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately came to my senses, and begged Xiaoxiao to get me this oil today no matter what, and I won't rush if it's late.

Towards evening, Xiaoxiao hurried into my room and stuffed me with a small bottle.

The inside is almost colorless paste, and when I open the lid and smell it, there doesn't seem to be any special smell.

I excitedly rubbed the oil on my eyelids and decided to go to my mother's house to investigate.

Just when I was happy to see the body of the big steamed bun lying in the coffin, Gu Chan came over.

Reached out and put his arm around my head, sniffed my face with his nose, reached out and tucked me under the armpit, opened the door and threw it out.

Finished! With this Guchan here, don't think about stealing any corpses.

Just when the two of us were staring at each other and didn't have any tricks, Xiao Xiao Teng ran in.

"Brother Chengzu, hurry up and take a look! Something is going to happen. Xiaoxiao shouted anxiously.

When I ran out, my father seemed to have drunk a lot of wine, his face was flushed, and he was standing at the door of the hall with a thick wooden stick in his hand.

Grandpa didn't seem to interfere with his father's actions, but just squatted on the side with his head down and smoked a dry cigarette.

I grabbed Xiaoxiao and asked, "What's the matter, what does Dad, want to do?" ”

Xiaoxiao shook her head, stretched out her hand to the hall, and pointed to the yin wooden coffin.

I'm still puzzled, and I'm just going to go up and ask my grandfather what's going on? I saw my ghost wife carrying the big steamed bun in her hand, and suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

That Guchan didn't seem to take her father seriously, and went straight to the hall.

didn't speak, didn't speak, I saw my father slowly raise the wooden stick in his hand and smash it down on Gu Chan's head.

"Your dad is really funny, he beats a ghost with a broken wooden stick, and he is really drunk." Wen Bao on the side teased.

The truth is that we were all wrong! When this stick goes down, you can hear "click!" The sound of flesh and bones shattering, my ghost wife fell down without saying a word, and the big steamed skull in her hand was thrown far away.

"That's not right! I said, young master coffin, how can there be a sound when this ghost's head is beaten? Wenbao was so frightened that he spoke with a trill.

"Stinky boy, who will I ask if you ask me?" I cursed secretly in my heart, seeing the Gu Chan who fell to the ground, bleeding dark green pus on the ground, so frightened that my legs trembled and I almost collapsed on the ground.

"Boom!" The wooden stick in Dad's hand fell to the ground, and the man stepped back and sat on the ground.

Everything at the scene instantly stood still, and the pungent smell of fishy odor permeated the courtyard.

Wen Bao dragged me and whispered, "Look, that ghost wife of yours is gone." ”

It's gone, because after the Gu Chan fell to the ground, he saw that the huge body began to melt away little by little, leaving only a puddle of black water.

Grandpa was still swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog one by one, indifferent to what was happening in front of him.

The door of the wing room opened, and the mother walked out, glanced at the courtyard with an expressionless face, and said coldly: "Why are you so troubled, is this woman more important than your son's life!" ”

Dad didn't pay attention to his mother's words, stared at his still scarlet eyes, got up silently, and grabbed the stick on the ground.

"Are you going to beat me to death for this woman?" Mother said indifferently.

I saw my father's body trembling slightly, and later squeezed out a few words in his teeth, "Give her back to me!" After saying that, he threw down the wooden stick, stepped forward and picked up the body of the big steamed bun, turned around and disappeared into the vast night.

My mother looked back at me coldly, and I was so frightened that I dragged Wenbao by the waist and went back into the house.

In the dim light, I saw my mother walking into the hall alone, kneeling in front of the coffin and seeming to cry something.

When I came to my senses, I couldn't have been happier!

I didn't bother to pay attention to the fight between them, I just knew that the female ghost who ruined my life was gone!

"Let's go, let's go out for a drink and celebrate!" I pulled Wenbao out of the back window and went straight to the grocery store at the entrance of the village.

"I said the coffin master, I really didn't see it, your father has a deep love for that big steamed bun!" Sitting on the small hair road at the entrance of the village, Wen Bao said with a smile.

"Damn, I can't stop you while eating and drinking." I took a big sip of beer and said, "All I know is that I don't have to marry a ghost again." ”

"Tsk! Look at your beauty. Wen Bao asked me very puzzled: "I said the coffin master, I still don't understand, how can your father's stick smash the ghost head?" ”

I glanced at me and said, "How do I know this, wait until I ask Xiaoxiao, she should understand." ”

"Your family's affairs are really lively!" Wen Bao said: "This means that your ghost wife died unjustly. ”

"You said that your father beat his daughter-in-law to death for the sake of his old friend, wouldn't this be a classic if it was spread out! Haha..."

Looking at this kid's evil smile, I can't wait to go up and strangle him to death!

"Stinky boy! If you dare to tell us about our family, I won't spare you! I said hatefully.

"Don't! The affairs of your family, even if you borrow my courage, I don't dare to say it, I can see that your family is more terrible than ghosts. ”

Just like that, I was eating and chatting, and gradually I got drunk.

Lying on his back on the lawn, Wen Bao suddenly said: "I said coffin master, where did you say your father could get the corpse of that big steamed bun?" ”

I yelled at him, "Phew! He said, "I said, can you not mention this stubble, whatever, where is love?" ”

"What I'm thinking about now is that this Guchan is gone, should I take Xiaoxiao away!"

"Where are you going?" Wen Bao sat up and said, "Just your father, catch you and don't beat you half to death." ”

"Besides, you need money to go out, do you have the money? It's hard to let Xiaoxiao go out with you to ask for food! ”

Oh, yes! Without money, you can't go anywhere.

I scrambled to my feet and said, "Let's go, let's go back first." ”

As soon as I entered the house, I couldn't help but be shocked by the scene in front of me!

The yard was full of messes, and by the dim light, the ground was littered with greasy pieces of bleached meat.

"That's not right! Didn't that ghost wife of yours just now turn into a puddle of black water? Why did it just take so little to condense into pieces of meat? Wen Bao said drunkly.

"Whatever! Love is what it is, go, let's go to sleep. I said with my tongue wide open.

Suddenly, I stumbled under my feet, and something under my feet almost tripped me up.

"What the fuck!" I cursed, intending to kick this thing out of the air.

My feet flew up, too, but when I could see what was under my feet, I was half awakened from my drunkenness.

A big round head, a miserable white face, collapsed eye sockets, and half-open eyes full of white eyes.

The hair was messily tangled, and looking at the broken stubble on the neck, it was like a rag that had been violently torn, and the wisps were hanging down.

There is no blood, just like a pig's head soaked in a basin during the Chinese New Year and accused of having dried up blood!

"Oh my god! It's the big steamed bun. I screamed, turned around and ran out.

Seeing me running out, Wenbao's bastard boy also ran out, asking me what I was running as he ran?

I woke up suddenly, yes! What do I run, what is terrible in the head of a dead man!

That's not right! I clearly remember that the body of the big steamed bun had been taken away by my father, how could it appear in our yard again?

Suddenly remembered that his own even screamed and bluffed, why didn't anyone in the family come out to see? Don't talk about others, Xiaoxiao should also run out and ask.

"Quick! Run back. I said hello, turned my butt and ran back.

"Young Master Coffin, what did I say you were doing in the middle of the night?" Behind him, Wen Bao panted and shouted, "Oh my mother! What's going on here? ”

"Big steamed buns!" I shouted, "Leave that alone, why do I feel wrong, where has our family gone?" ”

Quiet! The courtyard was a quiet, deathly silence!