549 - Tricks
"No more."
Yu Qingxie said, and walked towards the ice coffin.
"Ask for a bean sack!"
Wang Xiaolai stood up and shouted.
Yu Qingxie turned around and looked at Wang Xiaolai curiously: "What's wrong?" ”
Wang Xiaolai hesitated for a moment, rubbed his hands and said, "That, didn't we say before, whoever wins will go in." ”
"You want to compete with me?" Yu Qingxie looked Wang Xiaolai up and down, followed closely, and sneered.
Wang Xiaolai nodded.
Yu Qingxie put up his hands behind his back, tightened his feet, and stood upright: "Okay, I don't have to fight you with my hands and feet, just by relying on qi." ”
Wang Xiaolai took a bite directly when he heard this: "Phew, shameless!" ”
Yu Qingxie's eyes instantly froze, and when he glared, Wang Xiaolai was not ready, so he was directly shocked and flew out upside down, crashing into the cave, and it hurt so much.
"Big brother, can we make it clear first when we do it later? It hurts. ”
Looking at Wang Xiaolai, whose ability to resist attacks was improving day by day, Yu Qingxie just pursed his lips: "You said that you want to compete with me, what's the matter, you changed your mind again?" ”
"I mean, it's a competition, but I didn't say I'm competing with you."
"And what do you want to compare?" Yu Qingxie didn't enter the ice coffin anymore, so he stood in place and watched Wang Xiaolai.
Wang Xiaolai lowered his head and pondered, "Is there anything you're not good at?" ”
Yu Qing thought for a while: "No." ”
"I like your braggart energy, let's compare the two of us with wisdom."
After the words fell, another ball of green light came, and after Wang Xiaolai shouted, he once again used his face to make an intimate contact with the blue light.
After falling to the ground, Wang Xiaolai jumped up directly, and screamed like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: ", can you not hit me in the face, please, I eat with my face." ”
Yu Qingxiao looked at Wang Xiaolai silently, and Wang Xiaolai was embarrassed to see it.
It seems that in front of a handsome person like Yu Qingxi, saying that he eats by his face, he is indeed a little shameless.
"That, I'm self-respecting, I'm self-respecting."
Saying that, Wang Xiao came to Yu Qingxie and said, "Let's compare wisdom, two wins in three games, and win people to go in and lie down, how about it?" ”
Yu Qingxie was hesitating, and Wang Xiaolai provoked him with words: "Why, you are the best in the world in martial arts, and even Yuluo City is not your opponent, so you don't have some arrears in IQ, right?" Or are you all about your skills? ”
Although he didn't understand what Wang Xiaolai was talking about, Yu Qingxie still understood the ridicule in Wang Xiaolai's words, and with a flick of his fingers, Wang Xiaolai flew out again.
Crawling back in embarrassment, Wang Xiaolai stretched out a finger: "Stop, we are all people with status, don't do it at every turn?" ”
Yu Qingxiao snorted: "Yes." ”
Wang Xiaolai nodded: "That's right, isn't this worthy of our identity, okay, are you comparable?" ”
"Let's get the question out."
Wang Xiaolai slapped his palm: "Look at what I say, refreshing people, okay, then I'll ask the question first." ”
Yu Qingxie nodded.
"Excuse me, why do bugs fly?"
The question was out, and Yu Qingxie looked confused.
Wang Xiaolai stared at him: "Hehe, I don't know, I'll tell you, because the worm ate the magic candy." ”
Yu Qingxie asked in wonder, "Is there such a thing in the world?" ”
"You, why are you so serious, listen to the next question."
Yu Qingxie nodded.
"Then why do frogs fly?"
Yu Qingye pursed his lips and was speechless.
"Because the frog ate the worm, why do the snakes fly?"
Yu Qingxie: "···"
"Because the snake eats the frog, tsk, old rain, old rain, you are a little slow to react. The last question, you answer it, and this point is yours. ”
Yu Qingxie's breathing was a little short.
"Why do eagles fly!"
Yu Qingxie had already mastered Wang Xiaolai's trick of the question, and after his words fell, he immediately replied: "Because the eagle ate the snake." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw Wang Xiaolai looking at him with a pitiful gaze.
Yu Qingxie sighed at the time: "Did I say something wrong?" ”
Wang Xiaolai nodded: "Because the eagle has wings, it can fly stupidly." ”
At that moment, Yu Qingxie felt that his IQ was insulted, and snorted, before Wang Xiaolai could react, he was shocked by Yu Qingxie and flew out, and after falling to the ground, he rolled several times in a row, and he screamed in pain.
"Wo Ri, didn't you say you wouldn't do it!"
Wang Xiaolai jumped up and glared.
Yu Qingxie looked at him: "See clearly, I didn't do it just now." ”
Wang Xiaolai: "···"
"Your mother's kung fu is so good that you can break it, right, look at how Lao Tzu uses his IQ to kill you!"
After reading silently in his heart, Wang Xiaolai rubbed his face and walked up: "I don't care about the villain, what happened just now, even if it's over, now, the second question." ”
Yu Qingxie stopped him: "Wait, it's time for me to ask the question." ”
Wang Xiaolai made a gesture of please: "Let's make a question." ”
Yu Qingyi thought for a long time, and then asked: "A woodcutter went up the mountain to chop wood, and when he went, it took an hour, and when he came back, why did it take two and a half hours?" Reply. ”
Wang Xiaolai looked at Yu Qingevil with the eyes of a fool, and provoked the latter to just want to kill this shameless goods.
"Two and a half hours, which adds up to exactly one hour, well, I won."
Yu Qingxie: "···"
"Old rain, get out of the way, it's time for me to go in, I have to be willing to gamble and lose."
Yu Qingxie stretched out his hand to stop Wang Xiaolai.
Wang Xiaolai looked up at him, and when he was wondering what was going on, Yu Qingxie said: "Three wins in five games." ”
Wang Xiaolai: "···"
"Cheng, then please listen to the question." Wang Xiaolai said in his heart that it doesn't matter if you're not convinced, I'll convince you.
"Xiao Ming's father has three sons, the eldest son is called Da Mao, the second son is called Ermao, what is the name of the third son?"
"Sanmao."
"Wrong, the youngest son's name is Xiao Ming, I said just now, Xiao Ming's father has three sons, okay, I won again, it's time for me to go in."
"No, it's going to be four wins in seven games."
“···”
"Five wins in nine games!"
“···”
"Six wins in eleven rounds!"
···
No matter how Yu Qingxie adds up, and even, it has increased from two wins in three games to fifty wins in ninety-nine games, it is reasonable to say that Yu Qingxie is playing scheming, far less than Wang Xiaolai.
After all, in Wang Xiaolai's mind, there are thousands of brain teasers, and changing the law can also kill you.
In front of Yu Qingxie, whose face was like pig's liver, Wang Xiaolai laughed: "Then I'm welcome." ”
With that, he walked towards the ice coffin.
Before he took a step, Yu Qingxie pressed him on the shoulder.
Wang Xiaolai turned around: "What are you doing?" ”
As soon as the word fell, Wang Xiaolai felt a lightness all over his body, followed by Yu Qingxie, grabbed his shoulder, and by the way, the whole person was thrown out of the cave.
Wang Xiaolai, who was sitting on the ground, looked blankly at the cave, Yu Qingxie had already entered the ice coffin and closed the lid.
The angry Wang Xiaolai scolded.
What the hell, don't play if you can't afford it.
As soon as he scolded, the ice coffin opened, and a little blue light flew out and hit his forehead, at that time, Wang Xiaolai only had time to snort and passed out.
By the time he finally woke up, it was already dark.
Yu Qingxie also came out of the ice coffin, and sat under the night sky outside the cave, facing the moonlight, eating the food sent by Xiao Muxue.
Wang Xiaolai, who woke up, couldn't take care of the scoundrel who was playing evil during the day, after all, he was hungry, so he hurriedly crawled over, and took a look at it, it was all some green vegetables and pasta, and Wang Xiaolai's face was full of disappointment: "Ah! It's not a bit of meat again, really, I'm wondering, is this stargazing hall so poor? ”
Yuqing, who was chewing green vegetables, said evilly: "Who said it wasn't." ”
Wang Xiaolai looked up at Yu Qingxie, the latter's face turned red, it seems that he also remembered the scoundrel he played when he competed with Wang Xiaolai during the day.
Wang Xiaolai took a bowl of noodles and ate it, and while eating, he ridiculed: "Before I came, I thought that this stargazing hall was all bright and upright men like Yuluo City. ”
Yu Qingxie turned his back and ignored Wang Xiaolai.
But he couldn't stand Wang Xiaolai's nagging that he couldn't stop talking, and finally, Yu Qingxie couldn't hold it back, turned around and shouted: "Let's try again tomorrow, this time, talk counts." ”
Wang Xiaolai immediately pointed at Yu Qingxie: "Nuo Nuonuo, this is what you said, don't admit it when the time comes!" ”