07. Ignore cats fighting in groups
"You wait for me, as long as I make a phone call......" It seems that when humans are fighting, they will take out their mobile phones and scan their address books.
"Do you know how many guys will stick out their claws when I scatter a pack of small dried fish?" An orange cat with a scratch on its nose made a terrible cry downstairs.
It turned out that the boss was fighting for territory.
"It's really, it's just disturbing." Xiaoqiu is drawing hand-drawn drafts, storyboards, line drawings, coloring, and all the story ideas after that.
On Monday, when he didn't have to go to work, an unemployed vagrant in the human world held a banana-flavored orange petal with a cat star in his mouth and two black circles hanging under his eyes. At noon, he had to go out to go through the resignation procedures, and Xiaoqiu twisted his neck, "If you make any more noise, you will be castrated!" Dysphoria. ”
It seems that across the seventh floor, the cat below is no longer noisy.
"I think the owner of the base is actually more like a shovel ambassador, I want to know how to deal with poop with so many cats, dogs and birds in the base?" Xiaoqiu held a pencil and chattered, yes, she just liked pencils more than hand-drawn tablets.
"It is uniquely deodorized and used as organic fertilizer to water the plants." The rice cake cat is eating corn chips again.
"Ah, let's just change the name to corn crisp." The ball quipped, "Watering the plants...... Including the orange petals I'm eating? ”
"That's right." The rice cake cat sticks its head into the nacho bag and the whole head is covered.
"Dig two more holes in the bag and you'll be able to shout! Loot and hand over all the nachos in your store. Xiaoqiu held a cat poop shovel, "I said that your septic tank is so advanced, why should I buy a shovel online?" ”
There is a small toilet next to the toilet in the toilet, and the little pig ball is pooping, "Ahh ”
There was a burst of fragrance wafting out of the toilet, and it was really fragrant, this is the toilet system renovated by the rice cake cat, "The rice cake sewer dredge is in place!" The rice cake cat reluctantly cooperated, and the small forefoot grabbed the toilet stopper, which can be said to be a standard forced smile.
The first bite of orange petal banana flavor, the second bite of orange petal apple flavor, the third bite of strawberry flavor, the fourth bite of grape flavor, a total of ten pieces, watermelon flavor, pineapple flavor, cantaloupe flavor, persimmon flavor, blueberry flavor.
What would it taste like if you ate it whole? Peel one again, grunt, choked, the ball is really boring, eat four orange petals in one gulp, there is no taste.
"Greed can't eat good food." The rice cake cat shook a big eye.
Strange taste of oranges, Xiaoqiu saw a new box of oranges with these words written on it.
The orange peel is purple, "Will I mutate if I eat it?" "The first bite of sour soup and fish, the second bite of beef bone soup, the third bite of spicy chicken, eggplant and potatoes, iron plate tofu, five-spice crab meat pot......
"This is my design based on the dishes on your human ordering software, supervised by Chef Kiki Cat, we don't like to eat anyway, and it is expected to be made into human instant food canned and sold in vending machines." The rice cake cat opened the last bag of corn chips, nested in the orange box, and patted his belly.
"Actually met a group of cats who have a soft spot for oranges?" Xiaoqiu had a suspicious expression.
"Anyway, I hate oranges, so it's better to get some money to spend, and it's not bad to taste all the canned fish on the earth, so let's seek common ground while reserving differences." The rice cake cat makes a beckoning cat pose and shakes his hand.
"It's good to taste all the corn flakes on the earth, and you want to find common ground while reserving differences!" The little ball learns the posture of the beckoning cat.
"I want shrimp, corn flakes also I want, two corn flakes sandwich a fried shrimp and swallow it!" The rice cake cat piles the fried shrimp on the corn flakes with his small paws, and then covers the corn chips on the fried shrimp, eats them in one bite, and clicks.
"It's so delicious that you don't want it." Rice cake cat licking paws.
"Draw you like this, gluttonous cat and nacho fried shrimp!" The ball squints at the rice cake cat.
"I can ...... shrimp as much as I want" The rice cake cat has a black line on his face, and the small ball eats the fried shrimp and replaces it with human oranges, which are human oranges, not cat star oranges.
Rice cake cat is brushing his teeth with an automatic toothbrush, "I'm so angry, I'll take you to the dentist next time!" Hum. ”
The little pigsty is sleeping again, and calculating the income data is a dazzling and headache, but counting the money is another feeling, yesterday the circle counted the money for a night, and now it is dozing off again.
The glutinous rice dog nests next to the circle to sleep, and the rice cake cat sets the automatic milk feeder to a regular feeding state.
Well, the rice cake cat jumped on the ball shoulder, "Oh, you're so and." ”
"We won't take the flying bed today, you can take me on the subway with a bag." The rice cake cat said that he wanted to see the structure of the subway, and usually not a cat could pass through the security check.
The rice cake cat jumped into the shoulder bag of the small ball, "It's so heavy." The ball expressed disgust.
"Less nonsense! Advance. The rice cake cat pointed forward with one paw.
The rice cake hid in the satchel, revealing a little gap, and poked out its little ears.
The elevator door opened, "I have only seen the elevator monitoring, and I have never tried to take the elevator!" "Rice cake telepathically to the ball.
Out of the corridor, I didn't see the cats who were arguing just now, forget it, let's go to the studio to go through the resignation procedures first.
Xiaoqiu puts the bag in the bicycle basket, and the rice cake turns with the faucet, sticking out two small ears and secretly observing the road.
When he arrived at the subway entrance, Xiaoqiu put on his backpack and locked the car, and after going down the stairs, he went to the shelves of the convenience store and got a bottle of water.
"Spicy chili flavor! Cheese barbecue flavored nachos! Buy me, buy buy, buy. "Rice cake telepathy.
Xiaoqiu had no choice but to buy a bunch of corn flakes, "It's not okay to shop online, I prefer to buy it in a convenient way." It's hard to see how you can read human writing. ”
"No, I'm going to eat it later, don't underestimate our cat star civilization, just look at the ancient civilization of mankind, don't you like Egyptian history?" Rice cake telepathy.
This is back to the security checkpoint, pets can't get through, even if it's the top technician of the cat star, no, it's a technical cat technician, and they can't enter.
The ball was sweating profusely and had to go through security. Just don't put the bag in it, it's not a backpack.
"Hello, backpack through security." The staff said.
"I, I'm not a backpack." The ball is nervous.
"Your bag is bigger. Thank you for your cooperation with the security check. "The mushroom cool of the security check insisted on the cooperation of the small ball.
The balls put the satchel on the conveyor belt, banana milk, papaya milk, strawberry milk, and various flavors of corn chips.
Go through security without any problems.
The ball swiped the bus card with the corn flakes in the sharing pack.
It turned out that the rice cake cat was hiding in a bag of corn chips. The corn flakes bag made a creaking sound, and it was really non-stop.
Along the way, Xiaoqiu held a large bag and stood in the carriage slowly, the rice cake cat was full of burps, and a child in the seat next to him shouted, "Mommy, look, cat." ”
"Where are the cats?" The child's mother looked back and saw the cat's pendant wrapped in the small ball bag, so she didn't ask again.
"It's dangerous." The ball sighed.
Finally got downstairs in the studio, why squeeze the subway with a flying machine, really.
"You're comfortable, stay in the bag and eat nachos." Xiaoqiu looks at the rice cake cat in the bag.
The rice cake cat has circles all over the eyes, and the little ball looks carefully at the packaging bag, mustard, and the little ball pours strawberry milk into the rice cake cat.
"It's delicious!" The rice cake cat came to his senses, ate the mustard-flavored corn flakes, and drank all kinds of flavored milk.
There are cats who like green mustard, and rice cake cats have tears in their eyes. Spicy.
"I'm really convinced!" Xiaoqiu walked into the building and signed his resignation, "Why did you resign!" It's not like I didn't watch a movie with you last week. Copywriter Xiao Mian asked.
"It's nothing, it's better to wander the world to create." In fact, it's simply the resignation of the cat base.
Out of the studio gate, go straight to the abandoned factory, Xiaoqiu saw that there was no one around, opened the door of the security booth, and disappeared.
Holding the rice cake cat in the chute, he fell directly into the ocean ball. It's more familiar than the first time I came here.
Ah Huang greeted Xiaoqiu on the other side, "Welcome back!" "Claw.
Let's sign an agreement, Xiaoqiu presses his handprint on the agreement, and Ah Huang and the rice cake cat press the small palm print.
Anyone who violates the terms and conditions of the agreement will be fined two containers of small dried fish.
Deed of sale, deed of sale, cat star Wang Xing's ambassador for peace protection on earth.
Xiaoqiu yawned, "I guess it's because of the cats' habit of sleeping and getting sleepy." ”
There was a big hammock hanging from a towering tree, "The sweeping mother-in-law, that is, the former owner, she is not at the base today, you can play first today." Ah Huang meow said.
The hammock hung down, and the ball sat in the hammock and swayed, and the feet turned into a stream, surrounded by the chirping of birds, like in the rainforest.
"Love trees, young man." Xiaoqiu thought it was the big tree talking, and turned around, "Snake, a python!" Anaconda disaster one, two, three! Mom, I'm going home! "Look down, crocodile! The ball shrinks its feet.
The two escaped from the zoo, "Why aren't you in the zoo!" Xiaoqiu asked.
"It's so boring to eat and drink all day." Crocodiles and pythons are responsible for the design of the rainforest portion of the base, and they have copied the original tropical forest into the base to create a mini-ecology.
Next to it, there is an area that simulates the ocean, much larger than the aquarium, the key is that there are no tourists, a few seagulls soar in the sky, dolphins jump out of the water, this place can be spacious.
"Are there sharks?" Xiaoqiu thought about it and said.
"Nope." A large shark came out of the water, "Don't be afraid, we don't eat people, it's because I'm supposed to be afraid that you're going to eat my fins." ”
"At the time, we were designing a simulated ocean system and wanted to ask marine life to tell us about the ecology of the deep sea, and we happened to find a shark that was evading pursuit." ”
It turned out that the ball stepped aside, was lifted by the elephant's trunk and placed on its back and gently placed on the sofa in the rest area.
There was an argument between the two teams of cats next to them over the taste of small dried fish, "Both are delicious, a tie?" Xiaoqiu smiled and persuaded him.
"Look at me meow boxing."
The ball's foot was scraped by a cat's paw, "Whew! Pain! "The cats were separated, and the prize for this month's dried fish was gone.
"You're a big problem, the cats who fought are not immunized, so you need to get an injection." The rice cake cat took out a wrench and replaced it with a needle that couldn't be held by all four paws, "A needle?" ”
The little ball ran away, "Scare her hahahaha." The rice cake cat said to the nurse cat who rushed in, "You have regular immunity to these cats, I manage the database, I know." ”
The ball ducked to the freezer and gasped. Even if you are injured, you can run so fast, which is enough to reflect the fear of injections, and I actually forgot about the pain in my feet, and Xiaoqiu hugged my feet and wailed.
The ball that was supposed to draw a storyboard on the studio seat was actually chased by a cat for injections, alas.
Our goal is to maintain the harmony between nature and people.