I almost cried, are you two blind?

I was pretending to be dead here, but you had to provoke me... Just provoke me, just beat me... Just beat me, I didn't do anything, I was still angry.

What kind of logic is this...

"Two great masters... You've got to be reasonable. I didn't do anything, so I subconsciously resisted. I said with a bitter face.

I wonder if that black impermanence will be more reasonable, but who would have thought, this guy is even more popular.

"Hmph, old white. I'm not afraid of being laughed at, do you need two people to deal with such a yellow-mouthed child? With that, he walked over to me with a flick of the chain.

I subconsciously took a few steps back, Xiao Wu may have sensed the existence of black and white impermanence at this time, and hurriedly got into the stone statue in fright.

But this black impermanence came towards me with a flick of the chain.

I already have a rough guess in my heart, maybe my body has been tempered by lightning. Will it have a restraining effect on them?

I thought to myself, and sure enough, when his chain touched my body, it was as if it had been bulleted open. And when the chain touched my body, I didn't feel a trace of pain.

Seeing that their attacks on me were ineffective, my mentality slowly changed. Looks like they can't hook my soul. Isn't the black and white impermanence that can't hook the soul just an ordinary ghost?

I immediately decided that if they were being aggressive with me, Lao Tzu would also like to try to teach me a lesson about the impermanence of black and white.

After the two of them looked at me, it was obvious that they still didn't believe in evil, and the black impermanence had forgotten what he had just said. Let Bai Wuchang join forces and attack me.

As I dodged, I said to Black and White Impermanence, "Hey, you're almost there." I also have a temper and are beating me. I'm going to fight back. ”

"Stinky boy, I don't know how thick the sky is." As he spoke, one with a stick and the other with a chain attacked me.

This time they were clearly moving, only to see the black gas bubbling from the chains and sticks. I didn't dare to rush into their attacks, thinking about dodging.

But they were all fast, almost in a moment. Their rods combined with the chains attacked, and I couldn't hold back. I can only block this attack with my back straight.

There was no suspense at all, and their weapons were once again ricocheted off my body. It's like the positive and negative poles of a magnet...

Seeing this scene, my courage also fattened a lot. Turning around, he turned his head, grabbed Bai Wuchang's collar and said, "As I said, there is a limit to my patience. ”

"You... You... How dare you do it to me. "Bai Wuchang has obviously always been a bully to others, and now that I grabbed him by the collar, his angry eyes were about to pop out.

"I was just passing by, and you actually wanted to take my life. Give you face, you don't. He angered me again and again. Believe it or not, sir, I'll pump you. I said to Bai Wuchang with a vicious expression.

Bai Wuchang heard my words, and his nose was crooked... I want to break free, but my strength is beyond what he can break free.

"You... It's dead... I'm a public official of the underworld. How dare you do it to me... I'm going to get you back to the underworld today. Bai Wuchang still said to me with an arrogant face.

Seeing that the situation had reversed, my temper suddenly hardened. "Master, I'm polite, call you master. Ask you if you can walk your Yangguan Road. I take my single-plank bridge? ”

"Bah... You offended the impermanent master and me, and you still want to leave... I"

"Smack" I didn't bother to listen to it, just like I imagined. I barely used any force, and it was as if I had received a very hard slap in the face.

His eyes looked at me in disbelief, covering his face with one hand, as if he was a wronged little daughter-in-law, looking at me and saying, "You dare to hit me?" ”

"Smack" I let go of him directly, and it was such a slap again.

I was stunned and turned around in place... Wo Cao, the magic of my body is here.

Before, I only felt that my body was really chicken, except for the rough skin and thicker meat, and the strength was a little bigger.

But when I hit this kind of ghost, I can get this effect with a gentle slap.

"Old Black... Are you still stunned? Bai Wuchang said aggrievedly to Black Impermanence.

Black Impermanence looked at me at this time, and rushed up with Bai Impermanence.

"Tell you, don't force me, master." After I finished speaking, I stood there and waited for them.

Because of the speed, I really don't seem to be their opponent. Just as their fists were about to touch mine, I jerked to the side and grabbed their arms.

For some reason, his body seemed to be really light, and I grabbed their arms and slammed them in the face.

Suddenly, when the fist was punched, the two of them flew upside down.

Now that I've done it, I'm adhering to the idea of fighting since childhood. Either you don't do it, or you have to subdue the other party when you do it...

I saw two people flying out upside down, and hurriedly rushed forward, taking advantage of Bai Wuchang's lack of reflection, he sat on Bai Wuchang's body at once, and greeted Bai Wuchang's face with his fist.

"Oops.... Boy, if I don't kill you, I don't believe you."

"Oops... Oops... Painful"

"Old Black... Old Black... Help... What are you doing standing there stupidly? ”

I greeted Bai Impermanence while glaring at Black Impermanence, "Master, I will clean you up later." ”

As he spoke, another fist like raindrops beckoned towards Bai Wuchang...

"Oops... I was wrong... Brother... Other... Don't fight... Stop it. ”

"No, big brother... As you said, you take your sunny path, and I take my single-plank bridge, okay. ”

Hearing him say this, I walked away from him, patted the ash on my hands, and said to Bai Wuchang, "Wouldn't it be better if you were like this earlier?" I'm also a person who will reason, sir, I hate violence the most. ”

I don't understand, isn't Bai Impermanence a ghost? How can a ghost have bruises on his body, and this black and white impermanence is also the spokesperson of the underworld, why is it so weak.

Bai Wuchang's originally pale face was instantly colored by me, one blue, one purple, and after hearing my words, his face couldn't help twitching...

"That's... That... Can we go? Bai Wuchang looked at me with a cloudy face and said.

Beat this Bai Impermanence as fat as a sandbag, and feel very happy. Another day, I also have the capital to brag, but I am a person who has been impermanent.

I waved my hand at Bai Wuchang and said, "Go, go." Wrong! ”

Seeing that my words changed, Bai Wuchang was stunned for an instant, and then looked at me awkwardly and asked me what was wrong.

"You kid won't hold grudges, will you. I was just defending myself, wasn't I? "I'm afraid that this Bai Impermanence will settle accounts after the autumn, and I can see that if it weren't for those Yin soldiers holding a group of wandering spirits.

Bai Impermanence will definitely let these Yin soldiers go together...

"Don't dare, don't dare," Bai Wuchang said to me with a smile.

"That's good, they're all big men, don't be chicken. As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, you two beat me, and I beat you too. Let's settle it. I laughed and said to Bai Wuchang.

Bai Wuchang's face twitched from time to time, he must be scolding his mother... Because they didn't hurt me at all...

After Bai Wuchang walked to Hei Wuchang's side, Hei Wuchang whispered something in Bai Wuchang's ear. Immediately after, Bai Wuchang looked at me again.

Seeing them muttering something made me nervous all of a sudden. I always feel that these two guys didn't hold back their farts.

I waved my fist and walked over to them, asking them, "You two, what are you muttering about?" ”

Seeing me pass, the two of them subconsciously took a step back, and then waved their hands at me again and again, saying that they didn't say anything.

"What do I mutter about when I'm a three-year-old?" I said to them with a wave of my fist.

Bai Wuchang smiled at me and said, "I just think that the little brother, who looks like a hero, is really a hero from ancient times." As you say. We don't fight and don't know each other. I just want to know the name of the little brother. Let's make friends in the future. ”

This Bai Wuchang is worthy of being a civil servant in the underworld, this whisker and horse does have a set, which praised me a little flutteringly, and subconsciously said to them, "Good to say, easy to say, my name is Qi Xiao!" ”

As soon as I said this, I secretly cursed a bad sentence. Grandma's, they won't deliberately put my name on purpose, so let's go to the underworld and get killed...

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