Volume 1 WTO Accession Chapter 57 Zhong Kui's Ascension to the Immortal Bureau (Seeking a First Reading)

"Don't try in vain, five palaces and four black generals, you already have four lives in your hands. I'm not afraid to tell you, if you find the fifth, when the red dot of the life palace is completely transformed into black, you will not be far from death. ”

After arranging the three talents, I sat down on the chair again, picked up a cup of tea, and took a leisurely sip. looked at Zhou Liang playfully and said.

"Damn, you're a psycho. Brother, our brothers, don't blame me for not giving you face, we won't serve! ”

After Zhou Liang heard my words, he immediately stood up, glared at me fiercely with a hideous face, and turned around to leave.

"Mr. Ni, what are you going to do, there are no outsiders here, can you make it clear?" Zhou Qi also looked at me with a displeased face. At this point, if you don't come out to express your position, you will be too sorry for your brother.

"What's the hurry, he can't go. If he can leave, I will immediately apologize and leave. "In the face of Zhou Qi's change of attitude, I am also a little annoyed. Because of him, I got involved in this. As a result, Zhou Qi was the first to jump out and question!

However, it is no longer Zhou Qi's business alone. In Zhou Liang's body, I have become demanding, and I can't let go. Letting go is also a big impact on my state of mind.

Zhou Qi looked at me with a red face, looked at Zhou Liang, sighed, and sat down again without saying a word.

"Hmph, pretending to be a ghost, it's hard to see that there are still a bunch of policemen guarding the door. I don't believe it, I can still be arrested and wronged by my brother if I am innocent. ”

Zhou Liang snorted coldly. Walked towards the door.

When Zhou Liang's footsteps stepped over the area shrouded by the Sancai Formation, the ground trembled suddenly. Zhou Liang was even more paralyzed to the ground as if he had been electrified. Faint directly.

Zhou Qi hurriedly rushed up and hugged Zhou Liang, and was about to leave without saying a word.

"If you leave now, you and your brother will be dead! I know you're not afraid of death, but at least you'll always be interested in why you're dying! ”

When Zhou Qi heard my words, his footsteps stopped in mid-air, but he couldn't take another step. After a long sigh, he came back with Zhou Liang and sat down.

"Mr. Ni, I know I shouldn't doubt you. I don't deserve to be your brother anymore because of this, but once I got acquainted, my brother didn't do anything bad, so please ask Mr. Ni to give an explanation. ”

"Don't worry, the waiter will serve the food right away. After we finish eating, you and Zhou Liang will come to my place for a night. Alas! ”

I sighed. I still appreciate Zhou Qi. What I did was incomprehensible to the average person. And Zhou Qi is just an ordinary person. I can understand his anomaly.

I have no mercy for his brother, a man who has transformed himself into a ghost host, has lost his humanity. Such people will not let me go when they see me. The reason why it is still there is because of Zhou Qi. Another thing I'm more interested in is that Zhou Liang is also an ordinary person, so where did he get the method of this evil sect. The guy behind him, if I'm not mistaken, will be a chance for me.

The waiter walked in with the roast duck. But he just stood in the doorway, looking at me with strange eyes. A sinister smile appeared on his face: "Sir, the roast duck you want is roasted." Just slaughtered, you see it's still moving! ”

Niu Da exclaimed: "Lie on the grass!" This duck isn't roasted! ”

Zhou Qi's expression changed drastically, and he took two steps back in horror and kicked over the chair next to him. "You, you're Lin Xiaoyan!"

I grabbed Zhou Qi and forcibly sat him next to me, looking at the waiter with a smile on his face.

"Oh, thanks, then bring the dishes over!"

"Come and pick it up yourself, why are you afraid that I will eat you?" The waiter said with a smile. His eyes flashed with a playful look.

"Alas! I didn't expect that! You don't even let go of outsiders. Do you know that after being taken on by you, the three souls of this service lady are unstable, and there will be three years of bad luck in the future. You are also dead, why bother! I sighed softly and said with some pity.

"Humph! Stinky mage, don't think that you can take care of this matter with a little Taoism, I was killed by Zhou Liang, and today I will let these brothers pay for my lives. ”

"Impossible, how could my brother kill you in his duty!" Zhou Qi heard the female ghost mention that his younger brother finally couldn't bear it anymore and stood up and questioned.

The female ghost said disdainfully: "Is it your duty? When he was in bed with Miss Ben, he didn't have his duty. ”

When I heard this, my brow furrowed again. This female ghost is not a good type, and the legend is true.

This has to talk about a legendary character Zhong Kui. According to legend, Zhong Kui was not nominated because of his ugly face, and committed suicide in shame! Become a ghost.

This is just wishful thinking on the part of the people of the world. If it is so easy to become an immortal, then wouldn't all cultivators be fools!

There is indeed Zhong Kui in history, and there are corresponding records in Taoism. But it's not all detailed.

One of them is the most in line with the truth of the incident. In the vernacular, Zhong Kui showed off his talent and failed many times, and later was disqualified from admission because of his appearance. Zhong Kui was discouraged, left the mundane, went up the mountain and asked.

After more than ten years of penance, he went down the mountain to practice, killed the ghostly spirit, and finally became an immortal game, and his soul became immortal.

Although this sentence is a few words, it seems quite strange. The first is the Ascension Immortal Residence, which is a long-lost method in Taoism, and it is also a forbidden technique.

The ghosts and ghosts are extremely extreme existences, and most of them are unjustly killed or transformed by enlightened spirits. It is rare to reincarnate in the human world to wash away the sins of previous lives. This is a manifestation of the selflessness of the Heavenly Dao. But the Immortal Ascension Bureau has to talk about these spirits, ghosts, and ghosts to kill and devour before they can be launched. This is naturally harmful, and it should be listed as a forbidden technique.

The soul has the immortal way, which is even more puzzling. Practitioners attach great importance to their bodies. The so-called absorb the aura of heaven and earth and improve one's realm. All of them are based on the body. Giving up the body is basically an act that does not outweigh the losses by killing chickens and taking eggs.

There is only one benefit to this, and that is that the controller of the Immortal Ascension Bureau will get a huge amount of netherworld spiritual power! Luck. Of course, this atmospheric luck was also deprived of the charm of the way to live.

What I call great chance is this piece of luck. With this luck, it is even more effective for cultivating the Tao. Also because of the spiritual power of the Yin Realm fused into the body, for the Yin and Yang Realms, it is not difficult to go to the Yin and Yang Realms.

Knowing this hidden history, when I looked at this waiter again, my eyes showed a trace of unbearable.

"Should I call you Lin Xiaoyan or should I call you Mei? The charm was originally reincarnated for sin, but as a charm, you still don't know it, no wonder you have this catastrophe! ”

"What do you say? Could it be that you're already scared and confused! The female ghost looked at her with a sneering expression.

"You're out of luck now. Although I don't know why you are where you are now. But I know there's got to be a ghost chasing you. until he chased him to the point where his soul was destroyed. ”

The waiter possessed by the female ghost suddenly widened his eyes in surprise, and asked with a frightened face: "Stinky mage, sure enough, you are behind the ghost." ”

"Looks like I've already looked for you. Now put the waiter, sit down and we can talk. Trust me, only I can save you. I slowed down as much as I could, and said with a solemn face.

The female ghost looked at me hesitantly. A moment later. The waiter's body went limp and fell to the ground. The roast duck in his hand also fell to the ground.

"Oops!" The waiter exclaimed. Appears to be very flustered. hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

Looking at the roast duck rolling off the ground, a look of regret appeared on his face.

"It's okay, you can put this plate of duck aside, and serve it again." I understand the waiter's mood at this time. Originally, there was not much money in the salary, and this plate of ducks, falling on the ground, was naturally impossible to give to the guests, so the waiter had to pay for it, and the price of this plate of ducks was estimated to be half a month's salary of the waiter, how could it not be heartbroken.

"Oh, that's embarrassing. Thank you so much. Sir, I'll get the kitchen to change you for a roast duck at once. ”

After listening to my words, the waiter was pleasantly surprised, and walked out with a very enthusiastic attitude.

I smiled slightly, it was just a casual gesture. But it's a kindness to others.

"Hmph, woman's kindness." Lin Xiaoyan, a female ghost standing outside the Sancai Formation, snorted coldly with disdain.

I took some tea with my hands and wrote the word "shengmen" on the table. Swivel the glass on the seat. aimed these two words at Lin Xiaoyan.

Lin Xiaoyan glanced at me, stepped forward and sat on the other side not far from Niu Da, looking at Zhou Liang and Zhou Qi with a disgusted face.

Relatively speechless. It was only a moment before the waiter walked in with a plate of roast duck again.

"Sir, the other dishes will come soon, I have already urged the kitchen, you wait!"

I smiled, and when I touched my pocket, I found that I still didn't have the slightest amount of cash with me, and my face couldn't help but blush. It seems that the money will be paid back to Zhou Qi.

Zhou Qi will also come back to his senses. After all, he is a person in the officialdom, and he still has this eyesight. He took out a hundred-dollar bill from his wallet and handed it to the waiter.

"When the dishes are ready, don't let people in."

The waiter took the tip, looked at me very happily, and turned to leave.

A meal was eaten in silence. Zhou Qi obviously has no appetite. Niu Da was waiting for a pair of curious eyes to look left and right. As an ordinary person, everything that happened at this time was really incredible, and Zhou Liang, who was arrogant before, fainted to the ground when Mr. Ni said that he couldn't do without the consequences. Even Zhou Qi was respectful to Mr. Ni.

Especially the waiter, the change of attitude before and after is simply two people. Coupled with the inexplicable words in the conversation, Niu Da's curious heart was like countless cat's paws constantly scratching. This will probably not be able to eat even the delicacies of the mountains and seas.