162. Snoring and purring competition
"Snoring contest?" The ball was shocked to hear that there was a prize game at the base, "Hohoo! Ho~ Whew! "The ball learns to snor from the cat.
"You're a pig." The piglets are merciless.
"Uh......" The ball seemed a little depressed.
The last snoring champion was the docile skinny orange cat.
"It's me." Orange cat spring rolls, that is, Yun Yi's little friend thin orange dried vegetable deity, won the snoring champion for three consecutive years.
The meek purr, round grape eyes, and the tail raised when the back is arched, more like a clingy puppy than a cold cat.
Xiaoqiu opened the ordering software, "Eat spicy and hot, and have another spicy crayfish." "Put the mobile phone screen on the table, pick up the mobile phone again, and a pot of fragrant crayfish is on the table, and the spicy tang is still cooking.
"I stole it!" Chef Kiki Cat has prepared a healthy meal for nothing.
The ball canceled the spicy hot, and the crayfish on the table were given to the cats to eat, "You must add a strip of peanut butter to eat the spicy hot." ”
The balls chew on kale, rusks, bell peppers, served with avocado milk, and only a piece of boiled chicken breast. I almost want to vomit when I eat bell peppers. It's so plain!
Participating in the snoring contest this time are thin orange dried vegetables that have won the championship for three consecutive years, the inventor rice cake cat, the new owner of the base, the fat orange chestnut, and the three-flower cat who loves to wet the bed......
There aren't many contestants who sign up.
Chef Kiki Cat introduces the participating teams.
"The ...... who loves bedwetting" Sanhua Cat was embarrassed by his introduction. And wearing cat diapers.
The ball jumped up and picked a peach, the branches of the peach tree were thick and crooked, "There was a spider's web on it." A palm-sized spider spit silk and drooped.
"Mom!" It seems that the environment here is so good, spiders can grow so big, and the little ball grabs the pink and soft peaches and runs to the kitchen.
The snoring of the base was non-stop. The cow cat paced straight on her tiptoes, "I don't want to participate." "But I've never heard it snoring.
"The prize for the first place is a whole year of dry food, canned food, independent accommodation, and the right to choose not to take a bath." The tortoiseshell cat reads the prize of the purr prize.
"The right not to take a bath!" The privilege of this new round of snoring contest prizes attracted the cats present.
Piglets like to roll in the mud, and dogs like to swim and don't hate bathing too much.
The cats enthusiastically signed up, and the scene was crowded.
Except for the cats, the other critters have withdrawn, and the right not to bathe is of much use to them.
The piglets are rolling in the dedicated mud floor.
"Why are you there?" Xiaoqiu noticed that the fat orange chestnut in the registration team, as the new generation of the base king, of course, has to lead, and he has to take the lead without taking a bath.
On the walls are pictures of the cats of the owners of the base for generations, from color photos, black and white photos, portraits to sculptures, the older the age, the bigger the reminder of the orange cat.
"Originally, the small animal base was not stationed in an abandoned factory, and we had just moved here before you came to deliver food to stray cats." Orange Cat Chestnut moved forward.
"Was it around the time I came to interview for a comic job in the neighborhood?" Ball recalls the first time he saw a stray cat near the warehouse.
As long as I go to work, every day Xiaoqiu will take half of lunch
Bringing stray cats to eat, I have met a lot of humans, there are retired old couples with broth rice, and there are also girls riding electric cars to send cat nose medicine, this time has passed for a long time, and there are still empathetic humans who bring food back every day.
"Some humans will see people who rescue small animals as vanity that wants to be praised by others and love, and their own lack of love needs to be satisfied, these are the hypocritical people who lack love, want to be praised but don't want to give, and are jealous of others. We only know that when we are hungry, we have to eat, and when we wander, we will be driven away and beaten and scolded by some people, but the masters of the earth are not human beings, human beings are only a part of nature. "It wasn't the orange cat who said this, it was the big spider in the peach tree.
The spider's butt is also super large, hanging in the air, which frightens the ball, and the animals that the ball fears the most are: cockroaches, spiders, giveaways, centipedes, caterpillars, and spiders.
And these animals and insects are all ...... in the base
"Don't be afraid, this spider always thought it was a cat." The fat orange chestnut allows the spider to go back to sleep in the nest first.
The spider landed and ran away. Xiaoqiu was covered in a cold sweat and touched his forehead.
There are many kinds of cat meows, and different kinds of cat meows are also different.
"There are meows, cats, meows, whims, and wah-wows, and the calls are different in different situations, hungry calls, scared calls, aggressive calls, and the best thing to hear is purring." The orange cat chestnut is just trying to disguise the standard cat meow.
Grunt......
"What's that sound?" The ball lay down and listened to the sound of the orange cat.
Grunt ~ It's a belly call......
Xiaoqiu's stomach also screamed, "I'm going to eat, are you going?" ”
"No......" Orange Cat Chestnut moved in front of the team, and the game was about to begin, "Go ahead." ”
"I'll bring it back to you to eat." The ball climbed up the stairs, "Come two lobster burritos, one with chili parsley." ”
Slide down the slide again, "Lobster Burrito, Original." ”
This year's snoring champion is born! Rice cake cat! Won a gold medal for leave-in.
"The game is over so soon?" Balls crouched down and fed the lobster burritos to the orange cat chestnut, "That's how it did?" ”
The award-winning rice cake cat was still lying on the sidelines and purring, completely unaware of his award.
"Eh, there are so many cats." The rice cake cat did not sleep well the night before, fell asleep on the competition field, and won with endurance by virtue of the longest snoring time, from the beginning of the competition to the end of the competition, and the orange cat presented it with an award.
"I won the prize?" The rice cake cat just got up and nibbled on the gold medal, 18k? Squinting eyes are monsters.
The cats are very envious of the rice cake cat that got the gold medal without washing, and it can not take a bath if it doesn't want to take a bath within this year.
The ball unpacks a box of yellow peach yogurt, climbs up the stairs, and slides down the slide. Now the rice cake cat is the only cat in the base that doesn't want to take a bath and can not be bathed.
When the cat food reward is awarded, a cat food machine is directly given, which is similar to the appearance of the vending machine, and the cat nest is set up in the machine, and you can roll a few rolls in the cat food pile before going to bed every day.
The door of the excited cat food machine opened, and the rice cake cat walked in with his head held high, just a sleep, and won a game, not to mention how proud he was.
The little paws of the rice cake cat slapped on a button, and the machine kept spitting out the cat food, "Let's eat together." "The rice cake cat is happy to roll on the pile of cat food.
What could be more to celebrate than not having to take a shower for a year?
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