A black soldier in front of Xiong Jin, seeing Xiong Jin's action of throwing soap, frowned, and said with a little embarrassment: "Ahem!" Man! Tomorrow is the battle! Control the point! ”

"Uh...... I'm sorry! Blunder! Blunder! Everybody continue! Realizing his brain-dead behavior, Xiong Jin sneered awkwardly.

……

Back in his barracks tent, he lay down on his bed and began to wonder where Omega was hiding!

Suddenly, my head flashed!

"Hey! Pregnant! That's it! ”

Without saying a word, he left the bed and ran towards the outside of the tent, and Cage saw it and asked without surprise, "Hey! Xiong Jin, where are you going? Later, Master Chief Farrell will come to check the situation. ”

"I almost forgot about this scum!" It suddenly occurred to me that Cage might die on the battlefield tomorrow, and the mission time was only three days, so he had to do something in order to be sure!

"Cage! Follow me. Xiong Jin beckoned to Cage.

The two came to a secret barracks tent, and there was no one nearby, only a military tent jeep.

Xiong Jin and Cage ran to the edge of the military jeep, looked around and saw that there was no one, and hurriedly jumped into the jeep.

Conscious Cage also jumped in and said, "Cage, turn on the car's engine." ”

"I won't." Cage looked puzzled, where is this going?

"Stop bragging, I know you will, hurry." Xiong Jin forced LaCage to get into the car and urged Cage to turn on the car's engine.

I saw Cage sitting in the driver's seat, pulling out a few wires from the inside, fooling up and down for a while, and soon the Jeep's engine was started.

"Well done! Change the position, I'll drive. Xiong Jin couldn't sigh, there are really a lot of things in these crooked nuts.

Cage was puzzled and said, "Where are we going?" ”

"Go save the world!" After that, slam on the accelerator!

The jeep roared with its engines and smoke, but it didn't move.

"Is there something wrong with this car? So still, huh? It seems that military gadgets are not very reliable either! ”

Cage rolled his eyes, patted Xiong Jin, who was looking left and right at the jeep, and said, "You haven't changed the gear yet!" It's zero gear! ”

"Uh...... Hehe, first time driving. Xiong Jin sneered.

After saying that, he went to change gears, and he didn't care about how many gears, anyway, he just grabbed the gear knob and pushed it up hard......

I saw that the jeep looked like I had eaten Viagra! A force rushed directly forward like lightning!

Poof-

The jeep crashed directly into a house in front of it!

The jeep stopped, and the smoke drifted away. Fortunately, there were no people nearby, otherwise it would have attracted crowds of onlookers.

"Ahem, you don't know how to drive?" Cage covered his head, sighed and cried out in pain, and said speechlessly.

Xiong Jin shook his dizzy head and sneered: "Didn't you say that it was the first time to drive, what are you panicking, I'm not afraid to tell you, my dream is to be a racing driver!" Because my dad was a great racer! ”

"Your language is questionable." Cage clearly didn't believe Xiong Jin's nonsense.

Xiong Jin paused, and was thinking about how to reverse the car, when the smoke gradually dissipated, and the scene in front of him completely ruined Xiong Jin's three views......

"Xiong Jin, what's wrong with you, what are you looking at?" Cage looked at Xiong Jin, who was stunned, and followed his line of sight......

The house that was hit by the jeep happened to be a bathroom, and it happened that a soldier was in the bathroom......

The soldier was going to the toilet, sitting on the toilet, wearing headphones, listening to crazy rock music, dancing with his eyes closed and his hands......

"Uh...... I shouldn't be blamed for that, right? The corners of Xiong Jin's mouth kept twitching, and he said dumbly.

Cage now felt a feeling of helplessness, and said, "Hurry up and get out of this place and evacuate." ”

Xiong Jin couldn't drive, so he didn't dare to move the gear lever, so he could only use telekinesis to reverse.

A huge invisible force pushed the jeep back slowly, retreated to a certain distance, and slowly stepped gently on the accelerator with his foot.

The jeep slowly moved forward, and Xiong Jin was elated in the driver's seat, boasting: "Hehe, it seems that driving is not very difficult, I must get a Ferrari to play in the future." ”

"Hey! Hey! Bear brocade! Look at the road! Front! Front! Turn around! Cage sat in the passenger seat in a panic and said in horror.

"Huh? Oh! Turn...... Turning, huh? Wait a minute, let me study this round thing first! Xiong Jin carefully observed the steering wheel and felt a sense of strangeness to the steering wheel.

This scared Cage a lot, Nima, you haven't even let go of the accelerator! I actually let go of my hands! I made a thinking gesture without putting my hands on the steering wheel!

Where's your eye looking? Don't look at the road ahead! I'm actually looking at the steering wheel! Is your life important or is the steering wheel important?!

Cage has vomited blood! Identification done!

……

The next journey is undoubtedly the saddest journey of Cage's life, no exceptions!

"Left left! Right right! You don't have to distinguish between left and right, huh? Front! There is a car ahead! Decelerate! Hit the brakes! Which brake is you know no? Oh! OMG......"

Cage is now on the run! This pig teammate......

"That's it! Don't twitter! I can drive! Just tell me where London (the headquarters of the Joint Defense Forces) is! ”

Xiong Jin hurriedly grabbed the steering wheel with both hands and shouted.

Along the way, Xiong Jin and Cage were in the jeep, lively and lively...... spent the whole afternoon.

Because Xiong Jin, a rookie new driver, accidentally hit a lot of vehicles during the period, some car owners were angry, but it was a military vehicle that hit his car, and he dared not speak out! I can only obediently ask the barracks headquarters for reimbursement.

Xiong Jin now deserves a supreme title! Nicknamed: Road Killer!

Anyway, as long as you see that the engine on the front cover of the car is not smoking! You know that the car can keep going! Whatever he does, three-seven-twenty-one! A car that can move forward is a good car!

Driving the jeep left and right, heading towards the center of London, fortunately, it is an extraordinary time, and there are few crowds on the streets of London, which is just convenient for Xiong Jin, a road killer, to move forward......

I drove to the vicinity of the Joint Defense Force headquarters building, and the current speed of the car was 120 ......

"Xiong Jin! It's time to stop! Hit the brakes! Nabs! Cage reminded Xiong Jin vigorously and shouted.

Hearing what Cage said, he hurriedly lowered his head to check his feet, and said to himself, "Brake?!" Well! Let me take a look at the brakes first, which one is the brake? ”

Xiong Jin is preparing to use the method of stepping on whoever he points to! Suddenly, the jeep crashed into a fountain! The jeep came to a slow stop, and smoke rose from the engine on the front cover.

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