Chapter 192: The History of Dog's Suffering
"You melon baby, Lao Tzu day you are an immortal, Lao Tzu is offended by which way the gods, this day can't be lived, there are bullies everywhere, even a little fart with a big fart can bully a dog, Niang Xipi's ......"
The husky donkey stupid dog Erbao who was full of guns made the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli, who had just learned the dog language, full of black lines, and couldn't help but raise his little black meat paw and slapped Erbao's dog head hard.
"Whew......"
Erbao, the stupid dog, couldn't help but let out a scream.
"Pain, pain, pain, you melon baby, you have so much strength, I'll ......"
The stupid dog Zi Erbao who was not convinced struggled to escape the clutches of the bear child and the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli.
Still dare not be convinced?
snapped and hit the target again, the black little fat paw hit more ruthlessly this time, and the whole head of the stupid dog was pressed hard on the ground, and the fat butt rode directly to the neck of the stupid dog Erbao.
"Woohoo, whoa, whoa, whoa......"
"You turtle son, come down, come down, let go, don't pinch Lao Tzu's ears, let go, you bully Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu is going to the Small Animal Protection Association to sue you, Lao Tzu sues you for abusing dogs, arrest you melon baby and lock it up in a small black house, oops, oops, oops......"
"You still want to go to the Small Animal Protection Society to sue me, go to sue me, go, you go to sue me, go and say that a little baby who is only a few days old beat you, you see who believes your words?"
If you want to subdue a stupid husky whose IQ is not online, you must either forcibly subdue it by force, or you can lower your IQ to the same level as it.
The conscientious advice given by this panda cub Xiao Tuanzi, Si Qingli, who was full of black lines, decisively chose the first force to forcibly subdue him, so he relied on his young advantage to start beating the dog fiercely without saying a word.
The tragic husky donkey stupid dog Erbao has suffered multiple traumas in body and mind today.
"Wang, Wang......"
When the voice of the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli sounded in the mind of the stupid dog Erbao, the stupid dog Erbao was stunned for a moment, and he was so surprised that he even forgot the action that was violently resisting the bear child.
"Can you understand dog language?"
"Yes, you can understand everything you say."
Si Qingli, a little black charcoal baby who is good at pretending, reacted very calmly.
"Really? You hammer, Lao Tzu is four years old this year, and it's the first time I've met someone who can understand dog language, Niang Xipi, finally someone can understand Lao Tzu's speech, you don't know Lao Tzu's bitterness, it's so bitter, woo woo woo ......"
"Woo, woo, woo......"
The stupid dog Zi Erbao let out a whimper sound that made people feel very desolate under the sturdy and elastic peach buttocks of the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli, which made its shovel official Li Hancong feel sad when he heard it, and just wanted to go up to rescue the stupid dog Zi Erbao who was in dire straits, but was stopped by another person in time.
Tu Jiaojiao, the big beauty with an unprecedented motherly expression, looked at the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli and the stupid dog Erbao with relief, and lightly opened her lips and said, "What are you fooling around, I didn't see them having fun, don't go to spoil the fun."
"Woohoo, whoa, whoa, whoa......"
"Lao Tzu has followed this waste shovel official for eight lifetimes, I am bitter, you don't know, how envious the dog is on the face, and how bitter he is in the heart.
Li Hancong, this idiot, used to be so stupid, except for money, he didn't have anything, and he thought that he was the first in the world, and he forcibly forced Lao Tzu to come out if he had nothing to do, and he gave Lao Tzu a wealth on social networking sites if he had nothing to do. Lao Tzu is now four years old, and he is still a virgin dog.
He looks like an ugly man, and he really thinks that he is charming, as long as he is a woman, he will bow down under his suit pants, and he is known as a national husband, and a large number of women cry and shout and beg to marry him, and she is still here to say that she is an unmarried.
Actually, the women who revolve around her are all for money. Growing up to be this ugly man, his personality is still hanging and blowing up at every turn, who really likes him, it's not all for the sake of money to coax him.
He's so confused and confident, even if he changes his horse, he has to get involved with Lao Tzu, every time he changes his girlfriend, he doesn't admit it, he has to say that he changes a dog nanny for Lao Tzu, so that Lao Tzu's dog nanny has to change seven or eight times a year on average, often sleep and wake up and open his eyes, I grass, Lao Tzu's dog nanny has changed again, and I am adapting to the new nanny every day, is it easy for Lao Tzu?
Don't say it, Lao Tzu's mouth of the Southwest Sichuan dialect is not remembered with which dog nanny to learn, at that time Lao Tzu was still young, it was the time to learn to speak, the new dog nanny in front of Li Hancong was a delicate cute girl, in front of Lao Tzu was a mouthful of inexhaustible Southwest Sichuan dialect of the foot picking female man, when Lao Tzu first began to babble, this mouth of the Southwest Sichuan dialect was learned from this foot picking female man, and then it was already used to it, and I couldn't change it if I wanted to, and there was no way, That's it.
These are not the most disgusting, the most disgusting thing for dogs is that you Li Hancong picks up girls, and always does not shy away from being in front of Lao Tzu, a virgin dog, and one or two of those molds are printed, and the dog nanny goes to roll the sheets, has he considered the feelings of a virgin dog?
Li Hancong's aesthetic is really problematic, it's too skimming, it's really too apostrophe, so that the dog can't speak, hundreds of girlfriends before and after, Lao Tzu has changed hundreds of dog nannies, and he has never been able to tell which one is which, anyway, in the eyes of dogs, they all look the same, and he can't tell the difference, he has this taste, no connotation at all, like a nouveau riche. ”
Erbao, a stupid dog who has been resentful of his unreliable shovel official Li Hancong for a long time, finally seized such a good opportunity to complain fiercely, talking about his history of blood and tears since he was a child, it was really tearful and sad.
Si Qingli, the little black charcoal baby who had more pity and sympathy for the tragic stupid dog Erbao, could only sigh and pat its head sympathetically, which caused a bleak whimper from the stupid dog Erbao.
"And what's the matter with your hair? How did a good husky become a husky donkey? ”
"Whew......"
Which pot is not opened, which pot is the little black charcoal baby Si Qingli's words are simply to stab a knife at the tip of the stupid dog Erbao's heart, and the stupid dog Erbao howled miserably, and two lines of tears couldn't help but shed in those big blue eyes.
"Wow, Lao Tzu doesn't want to live anymore, the image of Lao Tzu is ruined, ruined, the whole dog life is ruined, the dog is disfigured like this, how can Lao Tzu soak the little, I can't live this day, I really don't want to live......"
Thinking of this distant and unsure of when it will end, the stupid dog Erbao can no longer help but leave a wide kelp of sad tears.