Chapter 63: Shedding
Li Ang didn't know what he remembered, and said with a smile: "A master who can develop such a precise program will definitely not do ridiculous stupid things like those low-level villains with clear brain circuits and the final plan to penetrate the center of the earth." ”
As the ultimate boss of hundreds of superheroes and supervillains, Leon has collected the history of his subordinates.
After a lot of tidying up, Leon was shocked to find that a large part of the transcendents had fallen into a strange cognitive obstacle.
Let's say, for example, Magneto's mutant expansion plan a few years ago.
At that time, Lao Wan tried to use some kind of nuclear magnetic resonance instrument similar to the "Gate of Truth" effect, intending to convert most of the residents of New York into mutants, so as to enhance the political discourse of the mutant community.
However, Lao Wan at that time was not only surrounded by a large group of pig teammates, but also because of his own styling that he had been struggling for too long, as well as the huge sound and light effects caused by the MRI machine, the X-Men at that time effortlessly located his position, divided by two with three clicks and five times, and resolved the crisis.
Another example is a lizard professor who does not want to provide his name.
After an accident that turns Professor Kurt Connors into a lizardman, he becomes a true sociopath.
This lizard professor tried to spread biochemical agents to every corner of New York on the top floor of a high-rise building, so that all New Yorkers would be like him, turning into a half-human, half-lizard.
As a result, because it took too long to launch, he was easily defeated by Spider-Man, who rushed to hear the news, and resolved the crisis.
Not to mention these New York transcendents, even in Gotham, there are habitual criminals like Scarecrow and Bane.
These villains seem to have a kind of "I want to show off the audience" in their bone marrow, and every time they create terrorist activities and make some big news, they will specifically do things in the crowded downtown area.
If you can, you have to choose the most conspicuous high-rise rooftop in the downtown area, so that people all over the world can see their heroic side.
Sneak into the village, don't shoot a gun. These failed transcendents wrote a truth to future generations with blood and tears: It is best to make a fortune in silence.
"If the leader of this plague dares to make such a big battle in New York City, which is full of superheroes, if not because he is stupid, it is because he is confident enough to resist or even destroy all resistance. ”
As if to prove Leon's judgment, a squad of seven F-35 Lightning II line fighters skimmed over Manhattan and flew toward the Empire State Building.
The F-35 is the world's largest single-engine, single-seat carrier-based fighter, and the only carrier-based fifth-generation fighter in the world.
Undoubtedly, the appearance of these seven F-35s gave some courage to the people who were struggling below, just like those Hollywood movies, the USA army, which represents justice, civilization, and hope, finally took action.
The $200 million F-35 lived up to the expectations of the people below, and the fighter group dragged a curved track around the Empire State Building without firing any weapons.
Iron Man looked at the cowering F-35 fighter group, frowned and said, "What are they doing?" ”
"Just wait and see."
Leon said with a smile: "Killing the mutant will cause the spore cloud to explode, and it is impossible for the military not to know about it.
Moreover, this is the middle of Manhattan, not the Middle East, where artillery can be poured casually, and any move needs to be cautious, and more cautious. ”
Before the words could be spoken, the F-35 fighter group seemed to get closer, and a cocoon on the upper floors of the Empire State Building suddenly burst, and a large bird hatched from it.
The bird resembled a vulture, its body was charred and blackened, and there was not a single feather around it, replaced by a blue-purple fungus blanket of strains covered with pitted sarcomas, which were daunting.
Not only that, but the mutant bird also has three sets of meat wings, four claws, and its deformed and bloated body does not prevent it from breaking free from the cocoon and shaking its wings with a wingspan of up to 15 meters.
"Yo, isn't this the deformed mutant chicken for KFC or Golden Arches in urban legends?" Li Ang stood and spoke without backache, and laughed softly: "The degree of reduction is really high." ”
Is it time for jokes?
Iron Man jumped twice out of the corner of his eye, but saw the dehaired bird crying in the sky with an extremely sharp voice, then he fluttered his wings, slowly released his hook and took off.
"Can this fly?"
Iron Man gasped and looked at the light soaring figure of the hairless chicken in disbelief, "Aerodynamics aside, it's completely impossible for this thing to provide power at the speed at which it flutters its wings, right?" ”
Indeed, the rate at which the three sets of meat wings flutter is not fast, and compared to the bloated and deformed belly of the dehaired chicken, it makes people question its thrust-to-weight ratio.
"Look closely,"
Leon said slowly: "The bird's chest cavity is densely packed with hollow holes, and those holes are used to connect to the air - this means that most of its chest cavity is hollow, and even the bones may be hollow, which subtracts a lot of structural weight. ”
Iron Man swept his gaze, and it was.
Dehaired chickens are so large that they have to rely on reducing their own weight to fly.
Moreover, it flies extremely slowly, no different from a donkey cart compared to the F-35s that can reach a top speed of Mach 1.6.
However, as Li Ang just said, the F-35 fighter group had no intention of fighting, and did not pay attention to the hairless birds flying over at all, and only slightly increased the circling radius, which was enough to make the hairless chickens out of reach.
"Quack!"
The hairless bird screamed three times in anger, and its belly swelled violently when it saw that it couldn't catch up with the fighter.
Iron Man's pupils dilated violently, and he shouted, "It's not good, it's going to blow itself up!" ”
In the event of a fowl self-detonation, the spores sown from the heights can completely cover the territory below, infecting the inhabitants who have nowhere to escape.
"No, that's not a self-destruct."
Li Ang didn't know where to take out a pig-nose-shaped full-coverage respirator, and put it on himself very indifferently, "That's..."
Porphyrium porphyr.
This hairless chicken has a series of rattling farts.
Visible air ripples erupted from the position of the chicken's buttocks, and the powerful thrust pushed the birds out violently, spanning a distance of hundreds of meters, and the sharp beak directly stabbed the F-35 fighter jet flying at the end.
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Li Ang calmly said the last word and added: "The abdominal cavity of this hairless chicken is actually a powerful pump. A hole in its chest infiltrates air, compresses it by a pump, and ejects it from the jiribe to provide thrust. ”
“.....”
Tony Stark was dumbfounded, watching as the $200 million F-35 burst wings, dragging long black smoke into a tall building.
Explosions rang out, and the flames danced with smoke.
Stark's face turned blue because the tall building that had been killed was not far from the Empire State Building, and there was a huge billboard "Stark" on it.
That's Stark Tower.
"This,-..."
Iron Man took a deep breath, suppressed the swear words in his heart, and shouted angrily, "Who designed this thing?! ”
"I'm sorry." Li Ang spread his hands and smiled gently: "The designer of that bird is exactly below. ”