It was the first time I had seen a real tomb, and a strong curiosity prompted me to dig my round head into the cave to see what was going on. But I didn't think that my head just stuck in, but I was kicked aside by a strange force, I looked up in shock, it turned out to be fucking old Lu kicked me, so I scolded unhappily: "Captain Lu, what the hell are you kicking me?" The feet of the revolution are used to kick away the capitalist reactionaries, not to kick their own comrades! ”

Lao Lu said to me angrily: "Commissar Mo, Commissar Mo, what is good for you to let me say!" If I hadn't kicked you aside just now, in three seconds, you would have gone to see Yuan Shikai! ”

I was stunned.

asked Lao Lu: "What's the matter?" ”

Lao Lu said: "Political Commissar Mo, this is an ancient tomb, not a women's bathhouse, what are you looking inside?" The tomb has been sealed for more than a thousand years, and the air is full of poison, all kinds of deadly bacteria. Take a puff and vomit up and down the diarrhea. Take two puffs and don't lift for three years. Take three puffs and bury half of the earth. Take four puffs and you're gone. Why don't you have any common sense? ”

When I heard this, I was already in a cold sweat, and I'm pretty sure I just took two puffs. Lao Lu said that he didn't lift two puffs for three years, he wouldn't be serious, right? I quickly looked at my crotch, and Pudding covered his face and muttered, "Scoundrel!" ”

Lao Lu is not wrong at all, the air in the thousand-year-old tomb is the most poisonous. If you look closely at the air coming out of the hole, you'll see that it's not transparent, but a faint black-green color. Lao Lu had already made preparations for this, he asked Han Benchu to take out a small hand-type blower in his backpack, and then said to us: "We use this blower to make the air in the tomb flow, and we can enter it in about two hours." From now on, except for Granny Zhuang, the four of us will rotate every ten minutes, everyone has no opinion, right? ”

Everyone said in unison: "Good! ”

Lao Lu was the head of the regiment, so he was the first to shake. Han Benchu is the second, and Pudding is the third. Because I had just sucked two mouthfuls of fart, Lao Lu was worried that I was unwell, so he asked me to sit next to me and take it slowly, and arranged me to be the last one. When Lao Lu shook the blower, a few of us were not idle, so we sat next to him and chatted with him.

Lao Lu shook it and told us what to pay attention to after entering the tomb. He kept his face facing me when he spoke, as if he was talking to me alone, and I was like a drag on my feet, which made me very uncomfortable. But we can't say it when we are angry in our hearts, after all, we just made a mistake.

Two hours later, Lao Lu put his hand into the hole, grabbed a handful of air and came out, sniffed it gently, and then nodded to us solemnly, and said: "No problem, the poison gas bomb of the capitalist roaders has been completely blown clean by the spring breeze of New China, and now the air quality in the tomb is very good, let's get ready to enter!" ”

Granny Zhuang has already cleaned up all the sundries for lunch dinner, Lao Lu got some dry soil, and gently buried it on the wet soil we dug out to cover it, and Han Benchu and I got some dead branches and rotten leaves and sprinkled them, so that the scene was completely restored to its original appearance, and there was no trace of being touched from the outside. After doing all this, several of us put on our respective equipment and walked into this legendary "Tomb of Braided Aunt".

The most experienced Lao Lu walked in the first. Pudding walked in the second, I walked in the third, followed by Granny Zhuang, and Han Benchu was in charge of the back. In this way, it is ensured that there is a lady sandwiched between each man, which is similar to three plus two sandwich biscuits, which can provide some security to the ladies who are a little less courageous, and the formation arranged by Lao Lu can be described as quite a gentleman.

Each of us wore a headlamp on our heads and a bright searchlight in our hands, which meant that we had only five of us turning on a full ten lights, and the originally dark tomb was suddenly brighter than the studio in Vienna. Lao Lu walked very slowly, this is because 90% of the tombs in the ancient tombs of the Tang Dynasty have "flaps", and if you walk fast, it is equivalent to death.

Flap, as the name suggests, everyone understands.

It's a movable floor.

This is a common trap that, while simple, is quite practical. The ancients dug a big pit under the ground, which was full of sharp knives, and after the work was done, a movable floor was placed on it, and as long as people stepped on it, it was a jackpot, and they could get a free ticket to heaven, and sometimes with good luck, they could also let you snuggle up in God's arms and cry for a while, and tell his old man about these bad things, as long as he feels sorry for you, he will definitely let you have a good birth in the next life. For example: make a flap.

Lao Lu only used a wooden stick to clearly distinguish whether the next piece of floor was a "flap", because the bottom of the flap was empty, and the sound was "knocking", even my grandmother, who had never been to school, could hear that it was hollow and easy to identify. When we walked to the middle, Lao Lu stopped, pointed to a piece of floor in front of us and said, "This is the flap, be careful." ”

Although everyone knows that this is not a high-level trap, but it is close at hand, I have to say that we are still a little scared in our hearts, except for the strange Lao Lu who stepped over as if nothing was wrong, and the rest of us were all cautious when we walked over, for fear that our legs would tremble, and it would be embarrassing to fall in and see God.

Everyone one by one, finally passed this fatal flap, Lao Lu asked us not to let down our vigilance, he said that the pigtail aunt is a person in this line, her tomb can never only have this point, the front will only be more dangerous, not easier, I asked Lao Lu if there is a possibility of an atomic bomb, he asked me to go out......

The road ahead, as Lao Lu said, there are all kinds of strange mechanisms, crossbow machines, fire oil, poisonous smoke, and even a stone statue that will cut you as long as you pass by it, but because of the old relationship, these organs have no practical effect, the most annoying thing is the mighty stone statue, chopping and chopping, this guy is actually stuck out, the scene is very embarrassing. In the spirit of respect for Chinese civilization, I used a knife to help it clean up the gravel and ash at the joints, and then it was able to move again......

The tomb of the pigtail aunt is indeed not small, there are three ear chambers, which are filled with all kinds of Tang Sancai utensils, because the ancient tomb is built in the mountain, so these things are very well preserved, but we are not interested in these things now, what we are looking for is the "human skin puppet" made of the skin of the pigtail aunt.

We bypassed the transept and went straight to the main burial chamber.

The walls of the main burial chamber were covered with beautiful patterns, and in the middle was a huge sarcophagus, and a few of us pushed the heavy coffin board open, and saw that there was indeed a puppet lying inside!

But at this time, Lao Lu exclaimed: "No! ”