Chapter 611: The Dick Silk Beggars
The beggar looked at Ye Dou carefully, couldn't help but tremble, and replied in a pure northeastern accent: "Hey, big brother, you really know how to joke, how can we be heroes?"
Another beggar took over: "Those who have the hero badge are heroes, in fact, we can only be regarded as temporary heroes, like the auxiliary police in the police station in the past." ”
"Auxiliary, do you have any money?"
Ye Dou nodded, and asked a few more words, roughly understanding what a temporary hero is.
Only those official heroes have a stable salary, and temporary heroes are like auxiliary police officers who belong to the temporary employment system, and there is no salary, but they only get a bonus at zero hour, and their income is very unstable.
"Big brother, you are so strong, you should be a hero. The other party asked.
"I'm really not a hero. Ye Dou smiled dryly.
The beggar nodded, his eyes were strange: "Your image really doesn't look like a hero, to be a robber, you don't need to take out a gun, others will obediently give you money." ”
Ye Dou smiled, knowing that the other party was talking about his big bald head.
There's no way, his bald head and no eyebrows are really fierce, and his warmth is insufficient, he really looks like a big brother of the Black Society who collects protection money, and he is the kind of person who will cut people at any time.
"I just want to be a hero, I don't know what you can do at the moment. ”
Ye Dou asked tentatively.
"Big brother, don't think that we are simple beggars, as long as we put this broken bowl on the ground and the money will come, the income from asking for food is unstable, the wind and the sun are blowing, look at your fine skin and tender meat, you will definitely not be able to endure this kind of suffering. The middle-aged beggar said with a bitter face.
"I didn't say I was a beggar, I just wanted to be a hero. Ye Dou could only look at the sloppy old beggar.
The old beggar was staring at him with sparkling eyes.
The other party was full of smiles, and a pair of eyes exuded a blazing essence: "Little brother, I saw a spiritual light ejecting out from your heavenly spirit cover, you know, your bones are extraordinary, your talent is extraordinary, you are simply a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard! If one day you are asked to open up the second vein of Rendu, you still don't fly to the sky, it is better to let me accept you today." ”
Ye Dou looked at this ragged old beggar in surprise, and always felt that this line was very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.
The old beggar said again: "Little brother, although it is poor to join the beggar gang, but we also have a heart to become a hero, and our beggar gang must also police and punish the traitors, maintain world peace, and defeat those monsters. ”
"What?
Ye Dou blinked his eyes and looked at the muscles on his body.
The old beggar nodded inscrutablely, took out five or six martial arts cheats as if magically and unfolded them one by one in front of Ye Dou's eyes, and said loudly: "Take a look, take a look, this is the secret of "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending", it is a priceless treasure of the beggar gang, do you want to learn it? It doesn't matter, you can take a look at this dog-beating stick method, as well as the Getaway palm method and drunken boxing, etc., little brother, as long as you are willing to join the beggar gang, these martial arts can be taught to you, come on, little brother, let us beg together, maintain world peace together, and create a prosperous world!"
"Let me tell you another, twenty dollars per cheatbook!"
"This ......"
Ye Dou finally understood why this scene was so familiar, it turned out that the old beggar was the same as the old Liu Tou who sold himself the cheats for the first time.
Damn, I didn't expect this routine to be so popular now.
He also thought that the old Liu Tou, who had sold his fake cheats, had returned to his old business.
It's a pity that I'm already immune to this routine.
When the old beggar saw this, he hurriedly blocked his way.
"Young man, you just saved the old man and me, I have to repay you for this favor!" The old beggar continued to look at Ye Dou with affection, his eyes flashed with stars, and he was about to see a treasure.
"Old man, I don't ask for anything in return for my righteousness and bravery, and I don't have to pay back the favor. Ye Dou Chrysanthemum tightened, and felt goosebumps rise.
This old man doesn't have any special love, right?
"NONO, MY OLD ZHU HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY DISCIPLINED, YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, I MUST REPAY YOU. ”
The old beggar straightened his chest, looking very disciplined, he pondered for a moment and said: "I have a star fruit here, in fact, I plan to leave it to my heir, but today I saw you at first sight, so I plan to increase this star fruit to you!"
"What, do you really want to give me a star fruit?" Ye Dou felt incredulous.
Isn't the Star Fruit a legendary existence with no price?
Such an expensive thing is said to be sent?
Several beggars around them also looked shocked and looked at each other, obviously shocked by the old beggar's decision.
"Ahem, that's of course, although this star fruit is not the best one, it can only be regarded as a star fruit fragment, barely an F-level, but it is also a very good star fruit, which can give people superpowers!"
The old beggar blushed: "You just saved my life, I will give you this star fruit today, this is called the grace of dripping water, and it will be repaid with a spring." ”
After speaking, he touched into his arms and groped for the so-called star fruit.
As a result, I saw him touching one hand back and forth in his arms and the Ka Bang Nest, and his face showed a very cool and comfortable expression.
"Uncle, are you taking a bath or rubbing ashes?" Ye Dou asked in confusion.
The old man immediately stopped, and snorted a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I haven't taken a bath for three years, and I rub it every day when I have nothing to do, but it has become a habit, and I just have an addiction attack." ”
Ye Dou smiled dryly, this old man's body odor is really bad, a bit like a salted fish that has been ravaged by countless flies, and it is the kind of raw maggots.
The other party blushed, slowly took out a black cherry-like object from his armpit, and handed the black cherry out.
"This is the fruit of the stars that I treasure. ”
The old man noticed that something was wrong halfway, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, this is the mud pill I just rubbed." ”
"Muddy Pill!"
Ye Dou's eyes almost rolled to the sky: "You want me to eat mud pills, do you think you are the Jigong Living Buddha?"
Did this old man go back on his word and not want to give himself star fruits?
The other party immediately took out a cherry-sized gem-shaped object and handed it out.
Ye Dou took the so-called star fruit and turned around to leave.
The old beggar raised his head and frothed: "Wrong, in fact, I am the legendary beggar gang with the highest rank and the oldest qualifications, Liu Song, the nine-bag elder of the beggar gang, I am strategizing for the great cause of the beggar gang, doing my best, and working hard to develop the gang every day." So don't hesitate, little brother, join us, let us eat leftovers together, compete with wild dogs for food, share glory and disgrace, and strive to create a beautiful one. Hey, little brother, what are you doing? Don't go!"
"Our beggar gang has peerless martial arts! Don't you want to learn the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending?"
"I don't want to, I've already learned the eighteen palms of the dragon!" Ye Dou replied categorically.
He can be very sure that this so-called beggar gang is simply a sling group that emphasizes quantity rather than quality, basically anyone can join, and life is extremely miserable.
Joining the beggar gang, Ye Paoshen could only squat on the road to ask for food.
Kill him, and he will not join the sling silk group like the beggar gang.
Now it's time to say Goodbye!