Granny Zhuang's move surprised us. Unexpectedly, as soon as the horn of the revolution sounded, people with red blood in their bodies joined in one after another, contributing to the battle of our army in the Bashu area. I have to say, this is a great thing. With the strange person of Granny Zhuang in charge, our revolutionary team suddenly became a lot stronger.

According to Granny Zhuang, the "Braided Aunt's Tomb" is located in the northern suburbs, which is clearly recorded in the family text. It's just that no one knows where the specific location is in her generation. But for Lao Lu, this information is completely enough. He just needs to know the approximate range, and the rest will be done.

To be honest, as a layman, I can't understand why Lao Lu only needs to know the approximate location to dare to say that he can find a small ancient tomb, isn't this nonsense? I remember when I was in elementary school, there was a time when the fat dragon guy got a little yellow book out of nowhere, and there were stories and pictures in it, and I was itchy and unbearable. But this Wang Balamb was stunned and held a firm position that he would rather break off with me, and refused to lend it to me, unless he exchanged the QQ number of my fourth aunt's youngest daughter. Where the can I get him a QQ number? So the deal is yellow.

But who am I?

I was the representative of the Chinese class in our class back then, and in my noble capacity, entering and exiting the office of the Chinese teacher in our class was like going back to my own home. As long as I think of getting this little yellow book into the Chinese teacher's office, it will be equivalent to going into my own pocket.

So during class, I stood up righteously and resolutely and decisively reported the fat dragon in the same seat as me. In the warm applause of the classmates and the resentful eyes of the fat dragon, I suddenly felt that the red scarf on my chest was even more colorful!

But people are not as good as heaven.

I thought that my favorite Chinese teacher would confiscate things according to the old routine. Wouldn't it be nice if I could go to her office and get the book back in my pocket? I almost laughed out loud at the thought of this. But that day, I don't know if it was her or what's going on, she was very angry, and after snatching the fat dragon's little yellow book, she threw it out of the window, scolding in her mouth. I don't care what mood she was in at that time, what kind of mood the fat dragon was in. What I care about is where do my books go?

Our class was on the fifth floor, and downstairs was a meadow.

I used my poor knowledge of physics, and I kept reasoning and calculating throughout the Chinese class, including the weight of the book, the wind force at that time, the teacher's parabolic force, and I even made detailed calculations of how many heels I would turn over after the book fell to the ground. So I roughly figured out where the book was, and after school, I took the initiative to stay and clean the classroom, and several students who were in charge of cleaning the classroom that day were moved to tears, saying that they would vote for me in the next class president election. I thought to myself, who the fuck cares about these things, why don't you bastards come home yet, I'm really anxious.

When the school was gone, I quickly ran downstairs to the grass and began to look for my little yellow book. But it was such a big place, and I couldn't find it for a whole afternoon, which shows how difficult it is for a person to find a small thing in a big place. And Lao Lu actually wanted to find an ancient tomb of several hundred square meters in an area of dozens of kilometers, no matter how you look at it, this matter is impossible to complete.

At this moment, it was nearly midnight.

Granny Zhuang was very considerate and cooked a bowl of spicy noodles for each of us. Not to mention, it's so fucking fragrant, and we can't help but ask if we can have another bowl after eating. Granny Zhuang hasn't been lively here for a long time, so she happily went down to us again. While we were eating and talking, I asked Lao Lu, "Can you really find the ancient tomb?" ”

It may be that I have been nagging all the time, which has seriously affected Lao Lu's noodle eating, so he sighed and said: "You kid is really long-winded, I have gambled my life, am I not sure that I dare?" This thing is magical to laymen, but in fact, it is not difficult for insiders. My craftsmanship is not the best in the country, and if the old man is present, he can smell the tomb by his nose. ”

I asked curiously, "How do you find it?" ”

Lao Lu drank all the spicy noodle soup in the bowl, wiped his mouth with satisfaction, and then said to me: "As I said before, this thing seems difficult, but in fact, it is not difficult. This area in the northern suburbs has been a mountain village since ancient times, and there are almost no high-ranking officials and nobles, and Braided Aunt is the richest and most powerful person in this area. So the reason is very simple, no matter how big it is anywhere, there are only a few treasures of feng shui, and as a person in the industry, her tomb must be in the best place in feng shui in the northern suburbs, this is for sure. It's too late today to see anything, so we'll go hiking early tomorrow morning. ”

I asked with a confused face, "Mountaineering?" ”

Lao Lu said with a smile: "Granny Zhuang said that the highest mountain here is called Jade Girl Peak, and you can see the entire northern suburbs from the top of the mountain. When we reach the summit tomorrow, we will be able to overlook the entire terrain of the northern suburbs, so we will immediately know which location is a feng shui treasure. ”

I listened to Lao Lu's words, and there was really some truth. It seems that I am indeed overthinking. Alas, this world, it's really a group of people, he is a group of people, you can't accept it, you are not a person in this industry, even if you want to break your brain, you can't understand how they got it. It's the same as people who never understand why a computer can run, in fact, we look at it difficult, but for people who really make computers, it's not a problem.

After eating the noodles, the five of us had a brief meeting. Lao Lu, as the head of the group, decided to divide the team into two groups tomorrow: me, Pudding, and Lao Lu as a group, and go mountaineering early tomorrow morning. Han Benchu was in a group and was responsible for purchasing a batch of materials and equipment for tomb robbing. Lao Lu handed him a list, but Han Benchu seemed a little reluctant.

Actually, I can understand this, of course, no one likes to do such a boring thing as procurement, and who is a promising young person who does not want to shed his blood on the revolutionary cause and fight on the front line. But Lao Lu told him that he was originally a local, and as soon as he spoke the local dialect, people would not kill him. So he has to do this kind of thing. Lao Lu promised Han Benchu that after entering the "Braided Aunt's Tomb", he would be promoted to the commander of the cavalry battalion and officially join the battle sequence. So after Granny Zhuang brought a few futons, we hurried to rest.

It was early the next morning.

With the fragrance of rice porridge, a few of us stretched and got up. Hastily ate some porridge and side dishes, except for Granny Zhuang, who was guarding the base camp, the rest of us officially set off, and Han Benchu rushed back to the city to buy equipment. And the three of us set off towards the highest mountain in the northern suburbs, the Jade Girl Peak!