Feng Erbiao threw a rabbit into the black hole, the rabbit fell heavily from a height of 20 meters, and suddenly the brain and intestine were scattered all over the ground, Feng Erbiao closed his eyes, first recited the sentence "Amitabha", and then said to the rabbit: "You are a great proletarian rabbit, the party and the people will remember you." Grandpa Mao and his old man said that they will use our flesh and blood to build our new Great Wall, you can go with confidence, may Stalingrad be with you, Amen. ”

I said to Feng Erbiao: "Can you fucking stop bullshit, Stalingrad loves rabbit meat the most, he once said in a battle in Siberia: don't leave rabbits to bears." You still want it to be with Stalingrad, why are you so bad-eyed? ”

Pudding sister said: "You two are really bastards, when are you still in the mood to talk about the mountain, if there are no monsters drilled out of this hole, it's okay, if you really drill out something, then it's ......"

Before the pudding finished speaking, I saw Gu Nianxia, who had a cold face, suddenly made a "shhhh And at this time, a strange sound suddenly came from the black hole, as if it was the sound of "ice cracking", and the whole face of everyone who was originally leisurely and leisurely suddenly turned white! Is this cave ...... Is there really an evil god who can't succeed?!

Gu Nianxia suddenly said: "It's here!" ”

When everyone heard this, they focused the light of the flashlight on the bottom of the cave, and in front of everyone's eyes, they saw a huge black python swimming slowly under the ice, it was not fast, but the size was so large that it was fucking staggering!

What the hell is this?

This...... Is it really a python?

How can there be a python in Tibet?

At this moment, I finally realized that the strange old man at the foot of the mountain was not scaring us, and there was really what he said in the snow-capped mountains of Meili, "Nagama evil god!" ”

At that moment, all of us had eyes as wide as ping-pong balls, and our eyelids didn't know how to blink, staring intently at the giant python under the ice. The python was pitch black, like a black dragon, and it swam to the side of the proletarian rabbit and broke through the ice with its pointed snake head, and I thought it would swallow the rabbit in one bite, but I didn't expect it to just take the rabbit in its mouth, and did not eat it in front of us, and then "slipped" away......

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the black python only took the rabbit and did not attack us. Otherwise, with its size, once it targets us, the consequences will be unimaginable!

The old man was lying on the ground with his back facing the sky, panting heavily, he quickly lit a "soul fixing cigarette" for himself, and said in horror while swallowing clouds and spitting fog: "Damn, it doesn't seem to be safe in this mountain." What was that just now? Yellow eel or loach? ”

I said with a pale face: "If you don't understand the problem, we can use the elimination method, first of all, I think that the black thing just now is definitely not a refrigerator." ”

Feng Erbiao said limply: "Political Commissar Mo's opinion is very cautious, just observing for a few minutes, he ruled out the possibility that that thing is a refrigerator, this kind of sensitivity and judgment is indeed a model for my generation." But I think that thing is more like a giant Pu'er tea, what do you think, Camp Commander Bu? ”

Pudding Mei said with a dead face: "Whether the black thing is a refrigerator or Pu'er tea, I just want to go home now, I remember, I haven't paid social security this month." Director, can I apply to go back to Beijing first and wait for you? ”

Zhou Boren has long been accustomed to the style of our gang of people, and he knows that every time we don't die in a catastrophe, we will have two sentences of each other without saying a word, one is to ease the tension, and the other is to prove that we are still alive in this way......

Zhou Boren sighed: "I understand your feelings, and I also want to comfort you a few words, but now it seems that this mountain is really not very safe, just that thing, whether it is just an ordinary snake or the Tibetan Nagama evil god, as long as it lurks in the Meili Snow Mountain, let's not think about living a stable day, we have to prevent it from coming out of nowhere at all times." ”

The old man asked, "Old Zhou, what do you think?" ”

Zhou Boren said: "We only have two ways to go now, either cancel this operation, or we have to find a way to kill this snake, otherwise the security risks are too great, and I don't want to repeat the mistakes of Qinling." ”

As soon as Zhou Boren mentioned Qinling, everyone's mood was heavy, and Gu Nianxia said: "The living dead jade can be put away, but what about Mo Laosan and Pudding?" So it is impossible to cancel the operation, only to find a way to kill the snake. ”

Speaking of this, everyone's eyes looked at the pudding. Although Pudding Mei is a silly girl in my eyes, she is not stupid at all in terms of advice, and she is recognized as the "Little Zhuge " of our team, an absolute ghost.

Pudding said, "It's not hard to kill it, as long as you have explosives." Since a rabbit can lure it out, let's take something and lure it again. We can fill the hole with explosives beforehand, and when it's time for it to eat, we'll ...... Boom! ”

Pudding is a very good plan, thinking that the black snake is powerful, how can it withstand the bombardment of military explosives? Zhou Boren didn't say a word, immediately took out the phone and dialed the number of a military commander. About two hours later, a military helicopter arrived at our current location, and in addition to the explosives and bloodied raw beef we needed, two young officers, a man and a woman, disembarked from the plane.

Both of them are wearing military uniforms, and they look quite heroic, and they walk with the wind, and look, look, this is called a regular army. In contrast, our group is more like idle people drinking tea and walking birds in the park, and there is no way to compare with others in terms of temperament.

After the two got off the plane, they walked directly to Zhou Boren and saluted a military salute standardly, seeing this scene, I couldn't help but joke while digging my nose: "Hey, don't say it, although our director can't eat in the Forbidden City, his connections in the military are still okay!" ”

Pudding Mei said very badly: "Hey, you said that our director can climb to this position, could it be that his father is a senior official of the military region?" ”

Pudding Mei's words were originally just a joke, but when she said this, she couldn't help but have a question in the hearts of several of us: The five of us know each other, I am a writer, and everyone knows that our old bottom is cleaner than Ge You's head. Pudding turned out to be an editor, the old man was a tomb robber, Gu Nianxia was an orphan, Feng Erbiao was a child raised by a man and a bear, and the details of several of us were not secrets, but the problem was that it was precisely the "head" among us, that is, Zhou Boren, that we didn't know anything about him......