The pattern of the carp jumping over the dragon gate?

I opened my mouth, and the name sounded high.

Are all carp in those fish? To build a swimming fish pipeline in all directions, send it to the rooms of each guest to inhale yang energy, and the fish of the day ..... Then the fish sucked the essence of the person, and the fish spirit began to cross the dragon gate?

I said, "Can you tell me about it?"

Bai Xiaoxue said: "That must be a master, this pattern of a carp jumping over the dragon gate is not something you can get if you want to, but it is not Zhao Banxian's half-bucket of water, it is a real feng shui yin technique...... Also, do you know what fish in this world is the easiest to become enlightened? ”

I'll follow the line: carp?

"Yes, it's a carp." Bai Xiaoxue said: "Throughout the ages, the carp among the fish is the easiest to become sperm, there are many legends of carp essence, and there are allusions to the carp jumping over the dragon gate, this carp ...... It is a very spiritual fish, very ornamental, raised by many people, often accompanied by natural whispers around people, there is spirituality, and, this carp spirit and human shemale love is a lot, do you know why? ”

Why?

I was stunned.

Indeed, there are records of carp spirits in this area in ancient times.

Chasing fish, fish baskets, these allusions are all about the love of mermaids, and they are all carp essences, not other fish, and the love between the golden peony and Xiucai in "The Fish Basket" also filmed a popular costume TV series, a mermaid with legends of heaven and earth, and childhood memories.

It's okay if you don't want to, this thought...... This carp essence is really connected with a mermaid.

After all, this fish monster is a mermaid, isn't it?

I said, "This carp is quite a common fish, is it really so spiritual, can it become a fine?"

Bai Xiaoxue was silent for a while, and said: It is easy to become a sperm only if it is common, and it is easy to produce special aliens if the base is large, this carp is easy to be raised in a fish tank for ornamentation, and because of the carp's mouth, it has no teeth, which is also one of the reasons for becoming a sperm.

The mouth has no teeth.

That's why it's convenient to become fine?

I'm confused about the second chapter, I don't understand this!

On the contrary, Miao Qianqian next to her looked obscene, and when she heard this, she suddenly screamed and said, "Hey! I get it! It turns out that carp is easy to become spermatological, not only because it is easy to open its mind, but most importantly, because it has no teeth..... There is a good saying, it will become fine over time. ”

Me: "??? ”

Miao Qianqian narrowed her eyes and said, "You bastards, you still joke with single girls to buy cucumbers and eels in the vegetable market all day long, don't you know that there are some awesome dicks now, go to the vegetable market to buy carp, because carp has a mouth and no teeth, so they are carp, I got in touch at once." ”

I stiffened.

Miao Qianqian was very excited, as if she had discovered a new continent and said: "So, this is the necessary condition for the carp to really become a sperm, which is available in modern times, but not in ancient times?" In ancient times, poor peasants who couldn't afford to find a woman couldn't find a place to vent their desires, what should they do? I guess they also secretly found a carp as a wife, and as a result, they slowly got along day and night, and became refined over time, which is the real origin of those ancient legends. ”

I didn't expect that there were so many strange doorways in this carp essence, and strange knowledge was popularized by science.

Miao Qianqian laughed and said: You are still too tender, you can't think of the wisdom of our ancient working people, in order to solve the physiological needs....... Bai Xiaoxue, do you think my guess is correct, this is the origin of carp's easy semen?

Bai Xiaoxue was silent for a while, and said: You are very smart, it is true that many farmers in ancient times could not afford to marry wives, and they would raise a carp in the water tank when they farmed the fields.

I was stunned, and said in my heart that Bai Xiaoxue deserved to be a big guy.

So remote and strange knowledge knows that it is impossible to imagine that the ancient working people still had this way to solve their needs.

But Bai Xiaoxue told me that it was because I was too knowledgeable, and this carp was one of the easiest animals to become refined since ancient times, easy to open up and wise, and some knowledgeable people in the circle knew it.

I sorted out my thoughts and said: What does this feng shui pattern, carp leaping dragon gate mean?

Bai Xiaoxue said: "First, make money, use carp to swim out through the so-called mermaid pipeline, and the user can swim through the pipeline at a point, which is very convenient.... Make money, and inhale yang by the way. ”

I nodded.

To say that this carp, it is much cheaper than finding a sister to prostitute the guest, even the door does not need to be opened, it is transmitted directly through the pipeline, on call, and swims away from the pipeline after the pleasure, and the user still thinks it is very beautiful, after all, the mermaid, Zhao Banxian was very happy before, I estimate that he can leave a big shadow.

Bai Xiaoxue continued: "Make money, by the way, absorb sperm, second, that master, standing behind the boss, it is estimated that he not only wants to follow this mermaid to make huge profits, but also wants to squeeze out the man's yang energy, which is used to raise carp essence and raise a dragon king." ”

I couldn't help but say: Is there really such a species as a dragon in this world?

Bai Xiaoxue pondered for a while, and said: "You say that there is, if you say that there is, there is none, this dragon king is said to be an auspicious artifact, but it is actually a dragon fish, a dragon carp that is really a essence, and it is very useful..... You also know that the carp helps luck and is also an auspicious artifact. ”

"That kind of miraculous dragon carp is kept at home, and it is also particular, it can only be kept in the clear well water that spews out from the ground, and a big stone tablet should be erected in the well to give a dragon king ranking, and it will be a name, similar to the Jinghe Dragon King and the like, for the well water in the yard, which is hundreds of times better than raising any Arowana to help luck."

That's pretty straightforward.

A carp that is smarter than the little white fox and similar to the IQ of an adult is intensively kept at home, that is, the well water at home raises a Jinghe Dragon King, the Well Dragon King.

This is in line with some of the things in my impression, some of the miraculous koi fish are also called the King of the Well Dragon.

This thing is hard to find.

Raising a dragon king to help luck at home, how awesome is that?

I guess this feng shui master hidden in the shadows just wants to squeeze out the man's yang energy, just to make a real carp essence out, and make such a dragon king, the plot behind it is very big.

Bai Xiaoxue yawned, full of sleepiness and said: "This thing is not simple, carp live in groups, a bunch of carp essence, naturally a head with the highest IQ will be born, that is the Dragon King, you weigh this business yourself, I will sleep first." ”

We didn't bother Bai Xiaoxue anymore, I hung up the phone, in fact, there was one more thing I didn't understand.

The type of fish is understood, it turns out to be a carp, and the mouth has no teeth, so the mermaid can communicate with its mouth .... However, how is this mermaid tidy?

"Drill in, wasn't there a yellow eel door a while ago?" Miao Qianqian looked obscene.

I was speechless.

I don't plan to forget this aspect and delve into it immediately, how can this old driver Miao Qianqian be a dirty word?

Miao Qianqian restrained her smile and said to me: "That thing hasn't been raised yet, those carp essences have just opened their minds and have wisdom, and one of them is smarter, and they began to think about where I came from and why I was born..... Then a traitor appeared and began to rebel. ”

I said that it was.

No wonder the beautiful waitresses in the toilet were so afraid, they knew that it was a carp that had become a fine carp, ran into the sewer, ran in the pipes of the whole hotel, and attacked people, they were afraid that when they sat on the toilet, they would break through the pool under their buttocks and rush out of the pool under their buttocks, and give them something.

No wonder you can't do without water.

Because no matter how smart you are, with a child's IQ and a yin spirit, you are always an ordinary carp, and if you are a fish, you can't do without water, and it is no different from the fish in the ordinary vegetable market, that is, the fish brain is smarter.... A kitchen knife hacked to death and cut the stew.

Now that this matter has been figured out, what should I do...... There is one more to say.

"What can I do?"

Miao Qianqian narrowed her eyes and said: "We have also figured out the matter, doing such hurtful things behind our backs, making huge profits, and squeezing out men's yang energy, just to raise a fish demon to come out, we bumped into it.... You can't leave it alone. ”

I looked at her.

"What do you want me to do?" Miao Qianqian said with a smile: "The carp of Chengjing is lucky, we have to do the way for the sky, take his old nest, find the head of this carp, grab it, the dragon king, and take it home to help the luck, step by step!" ”