Chapter 253: The Danqing Boss is still selling miserably
When I opened my eyes again, I suddenly forgot where I was, rubbed my eyes and yawned, and looked around, ah, it's Taoyuan.
A few petals fell on the dark colored robe covered by his body, and a danqing was placed on the low table next to his left hand, which was a woman sleeping under the peach blossom tree.
The facial features are delicate and the makeup is exquisite, half of the hair is combed into a bun, decorated with red treasure dragon eyes and dragon scale pendant, wearing a red background gold dragon pattern thin hairpin, the left hand is placed on the table at will, and the tea cup is held between the slender fingers, as if he has tasted tea until he falls asleep.
I have to say that Lei Dudanqing's painting is really good.
I don't know much about Danqing techniques, but I still have a certain understanding of the golden section, and the composition of Lei Jue is completely in line with the rule of thirds, and it is both vertical and horizontal.
And where I am, it's exactly where he crosses the border.
So the composition of this painting seems to be very reasonable in the first place, although the rule of thirds is not very profound, but he extends the half of the peach tree behind me in the picture into a close diagonal trend, and this diagonal line seems to exist, and those high and low petals cover up this tangent line that may have been stiff, making the peach tree bloom more vivid.
"You're awake."
"Ahh I was startled for a moment, only a moment, and looked up to see that Thunder had appeared out of nowhere, and when he had already walked across from me.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you." Lei Jue bowed his head slightly very politely, put his right hand in front of him, and put his left hand behind him, doing this action in a very gentlemanly manner.
I shook my head and said, "No, you...... Have a seat? ”
You can't keep talking to him with your head tilted up like this, your neck is very hard.
Cao Zhi took the futon for Lei, and I also took off the clothes on my body, shook off the petals on them, folded my hands and hung them on the table and handed them back to him: "Thank you." ”
Lei Jue smiled: "You're welcome." This Danqing is for you. ”
My first reaction was to refuse, but then I thought about it, the painting is me, if I refuse, then wouldn't this painting be put away by Lei Duan? instantly thought of what it was like for Lei Nian to draw so many Xuanhu, so he changed his mind again.
I said, "Okay, I like this painting very much, thank you." ”
Lei looked at me with a smile on his head, as if waiting for me to continue talking.
I coughed lightly, "Ahem, the Danqing you painted is a national treasure of the night shadow, this gift is very valuable, what should I take to return the gift, but it really stumps me." ”
Lei Jue turned the direction of the sketch again, and said while studying the ink: "Where you originally was, there are poems about peach blossoms?" Tell me to listen, and I'll copy it down, and it will be counted as a return gift. ”
Hey, that's good! Peach blossom's verses, then I can still open my mouth to come!
So I said, "The peach is dying, and it is scorching." The son is home, and it is appropriate for him to live in his room. The peach is dying, and there is a fact. The son of the son should return, and it is appropriate to ...... Wife. The peach is dying, and its leaves are blooming. The son of the son should return, and it is appropriate to ...... Uh, family. ”
I know it's bad when I recite it again, what the is this poem, it's clearly about the little lady's marriage, shame or not?
"That ......," I said embarrassedly, "I'd better change it." That, the peach blossoms in Shangyuan are bright, and Lan is a concubine...... Uh, moving...... Spring......?? ”
The last word "love" was swallowed back by me.
I covered my face and said bitterly, "Forget it, let's still be the one just now." ”
Hearing Lei Jue chuckling, I continued to cover my face and said, "I'm sorry, I have such a superficial filth in my head that makes you laugh." ”
"No ......" Lei Jue couldn't help laughing, he endured it again and again, and finally said with a straight face: "It's good." ”
"Hahaha."
Lei Jue finally laughed out loud.
"Lei Jue, please pay attention to your temperament."
"Huh...... Well, good. Ahem. Lei Jue finally stopped his laughter with a dry cough.
When he finished writing and returned the painting to me, I silently looked at a few words in his handwriting that should have been vigorous because of the shaking of his hands, and I just felt that I should take this painting back or put it in an invisible place, otherwise every time I saw it, I would have to think of this scene that made me embarrassed.
Lei Jue said: "My paintings are never given away easily. ”
I understood in seconds and said, "I will have people frame it well, hang it in my study, and worship it every day." ”
Lei Jue chuckled again and said, "Are you angry? ”
I said, "Not really." ”
He said, "Thank you."
Thanks for what? I said, "That's not my poetry." ”
Lei Jue nodded, "I know, I thank you because I haven't laughed like this in a long time. ”
“……”
Why are you still selling miserably here? So what's wrong with me?
I could only pout, "Then why don't I tell you another joke?" ”
"Okay!"
I rolled my eyes in my heart, thought for a moment, and said, "I'll tell you a joke about Lei Nian." ”
"Oh?" Lei Jue raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, please speak." ”
Hahahaha, isn't it too much to talk about that?
"One day, Lei Nian said to Yanyu: 'I don't want to be alone anymore, how I wish someone could grab food when I eat with me, grab the study during the day, and grab the quilt at night!' Guess what's going on in the Domain? ”
Lei Jue shook his head, "What's the matter?" ”
I said, "Yanyu said: 'Then you can grab a razor in the morning', hahahahahahaha!" ”
Lei Jue didn't laugh and said, "Why do women also have to shave?" ”
I smiled and said, "You really don't understand?" It's not a woman, it means he found a man! ”
"......" Lei decided to think for a long time, "This, is he really a broken sleeve?" ”
Hey, I'm a, I'm really good at finding trouble. I said, "I'm sorry I made a joke about this, it's so rude." ”
"It's okay, Lei Nian is really him?"
I wondered, "Why don't you ask him to go?" It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's that he always feels like he's okay with any gender, and I'm not particularly sure. ”
"Then you say that he has a broken sleeve, what is the basis?"
I swallowed silently, what do I say about Lei Nian and Haoyuan? I can't even talk about the matter of the Yanyu.
I said, "If you want to know if you ask him, according to what he said, it is really not appropriate for me, an outsider, to talk about the rights and wrongs of people behind his back, not the actions of a gentleman." ”
Lei decided: "It's okay, invite him to Liuguang Pavilion for dinner." Are you coming? ”
I hurriedly waved my hand, "No, no, no, I'm not coming, what am I doing talking about this topic?" Another day, let's make an appointment another day. ”
Lei Jie's eyes narrowed again, this was unhappy again.
I don't care if you're happy or not, you two brothers must be going to drink to death when they eat, I don't want to send you to death, and become a victim of your wine fight for no reason, go in vertically and come out horizontally? Would I like to live a few more days?
Looking at the sky, I got up and patted my buttocks, and Bai Ling saw me get up and hurried to help me arrange the hem of my clothes.
I clenched my fists at Lei Du and said, "I can steal half a day of leisure with your light, thank you." But you know what just happened last night, and I still have to go and see the situation again, so I won't spend much time with you. I'll keep this painting and ...... That, when the sun is setting in the west, it's going to be cold, so you hurry up and put on your coat and don't catch a cold. ”
Lei Jue also got up, and said while putting on a big hat: "I'll send you." ”
“…… Oh. ”
There's no strong reason to say no.
Once again, he stretched out his right hand, and I placed my hand on the wrist of his tight arrow sleeve.
All the way back to Zhengqian Palace, Lei Jue told me not to think too much and rest early in the evening.