Chapter 8: Child's Urine
Sure enough, Wang Youcai finally collapsed, turned around and ran out of the hall as if fleeing, no matter how the people in the room shouted, he had no intention of turning back.
This reaction could not be more obvious, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that he must have done something to be sorry for his own Lao Tzu to be like this, but the specific thing is not known for the time being.
"What's going on?" Uncle pretended to be stunned and asked, as if he didn't understand why Wang Youcai was like this at all.
Second Master Wang was so angry that he almost ran out to chase Wang Youcai in person, but of course his uncle wouldn't let him go.
"Second master, what are you going to do here? Is the hour of sealing the coffin child's play? Now that the ingots nail has fallen, and the hour has almost passed, don't you want to seal the coffin? I really feel cold for Old Man Wang, what did you do to make you dare not even send the old man away with peace of mind? Are you really afraid that Old Man Wang will jump up and reprimand you? Ridiculous! Uncle said coldly, completely forgetting that he had changed his time before.
"It's not...... Tianqing Daoist ...... "Second Master Wang felt like he was about to cry with a face, Wang Youcai ran away, and the next suitable person to seal the coffin was naturally him, if he wanted to say whether he had done anything to be sorry for his eldest brother, he naturally understood it clearly in his heart."
The rest of the Wang family's faces were not good, but if they really wanted to come out and take over this matter, no one dared, so it can be seen that some of the things that happened tonight really scared the Wang family.
I looked at Second Master Wang, and I also knew that Uncle was almost in control, no matter how iron the Second Master Wang was, he would have to pluck his uncle today.
Sure enough, I only heard my uncle sigh lightly and said, "Alas, since the matter has come to this point, today's old man Wang's Dharma affairs do not have to be done according to the general rules......
Hearing this, Second Master Wang seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and immediately said: "Dao Chief, what do you mean ......?"
Uncle was silent again, as if he was pondering.
Seeing this, the wife of the second master next to him hurriedly said: "Tianqing Daoist, as long as you can handle today's Dharma affairs and let the eldest brother leave with peace of mind, our Wang family will be grateful!" ”
As she spoke, she also glared at the second master of the king fiercely, as if the second master dared to ignore her eyes again, she would turn her face on the spot.
However, Second Master Wang can't think about guarding his own two money now, and he will definitely be willing to break the wealth and prevent disasters if he can do this.
"Yes, yes, Tianqing Daoist, if we can do the big brother's Dharma affairs well tonight, in addition to what we said before, our Wang family also has a lot of thanks! I will definitely not let you work hard ...... Dao Master," Second Master Wang said repeatedly.
"Hmm."
Uncle nodded with satisfaction and glanced at me.
What more can I say?
"Then move the coffin to the front yard." I spoke.
As soon as the words fell, the hall was silent, and the Wang family members present looked at each other again, as if they suspected that they had heard it wrong, and even the uncle couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.
I immediately reacted, now these people don't talk about moving the coffin, even if they let them get close to the coffin, they won't have the courage for a while, not to mention that they have to move the coffin to the front yard, that is not something that one or two people can solve.
"Dawn, don't talk nonsense! Second master, please go find a piece of sandalwood, a pound of glutinous rice, a bowl of chicken blood, and a bowl of boy urine immediately, I don't know if it's okay? "Uncle is the way.
"That's no problem, it's just this boy's urine, I don't know ......," Wang Erye hesitated.
Although I don't know what my uncle wants to do, there don't seem to be children under the age of ten in this Wang family, in short, I haven't seen it. And it is said that he has lost a child before, otherwise, that child would be suitable.
I saw my uncle waving his hand: "No need to be nervous, as long as you are an unemployed man, although the effect is weaker, it is enough to ......"
The corner of my eye immediately jumped, and I was sure that this master inadvertently glanced at me.
me?
"Well, I see." Second Master Wang nodded happily.
But unexpectedly, Second Master Wang didn't look at me, and he had already found what his uncle wanted after a short time, and probably didn't even think of it.
"Second master, are you sure this is the boy urine I want?" Uncle also asked in surprise.
"Of course." Second Master Wang did not hesitate.
"Unemployed?"
"Of course."
"The five-fingered girl didn't go through her hands either?"
"Forehead ......"
"Ahem, that's fine, that's fine......"
Speaking of which, my face is already so dark that my intentions are not obvious enough?
But my uncle didn't even look at me, took the sandalwood and lit it on the ground not far in front of the coffin, sprinkled a circle of glutinous rice next to it, muttered something in his mouth, and then took out a yellow paper talisman from his arms, and then he was extremely "angry"
It is lit on a white candle and then lit into the blood of the chicken.
In the dust, the uncle's expression was solemn, and he took two or three strange steps, and his figure was soon in front of Sandalwood. If it weren't for the dust whisk in my uncle's hand, I would even feel that he was a little bit of a big knife in Guan Gong.
Immediately, he put down the chicken blood, let the yellow paper charm go out, and then picked up the bowl of slightly cloudy boy urine, muttering something vigorously in his mouth, and his face was focused.
I don't know where the second master Wang got this bowl of things, the original owner seems to have something, a faint urine smell came, I couldn't help but twitch the corners of my mouth when I stood here, not to mention the uncle who was still holding it, that sour ...... Unthinkable.
I saw that my uncle even stretched out his hand and raised the magical bowl of "boy urine" high forward, that expression, that posture, I was shocked when I saw it.
At this time, the picture has already made me involuntarily have a terrible illusion.
Uncle seemed to be expressing: "Come! Strongman, do this bowl! ”
Me: "......"
I probably guessed that my uncle was just doing this to show the Wang family, but if it were me, I would definitely not be able to do it, so I can only say one word of admiration now.
"Everyone, you don't need to do anything for the time being, if you believe in this way, this way will take care of the next Dharma affairs of Old Man Wang, and please go to the inner courtyard to rest first, and leave everything to this way. Since this Tao has inherited the love of the second master, this way must do its best and do everything he can, and he will definitely let the old man Wang go steadily! ”
Soon, Uncle said this with an awe-inspiring look, where did the Wang family still have half an idea at this time, naturally they could only trust Uncle, and when they heard that they could leave here, they would not think about staying.
"Also, everyone, you must remember that if there is no word from the Tao, please don't come to the front yard again, especially the hall, in case of any accidents, the Tao will not be responsible! Now that Old Man Wang's situation is also clear, this time the ritual is not an ordinary ritual, if anyone destroys the rhamma......" Uncle glanced at it and said lightly, his threatening posture overflowing.
"Of course, Daoist Tianqing, I can guarantee that no one will approach the front yard or even look at it until Daoist Tianqing doesn't say that the matter is completed! Did you all hear that?! Second Master Wang said repeatedly, and finally looked at his family viciously.
"I hear you."
"Heard ......"
"Hmm." Uncle nodded, seeing that the Wang family had dispersed, he still had the same indifferent appearance.
I shook my head secretly, to the extent that Uncle is at this level, it can be regarded as a kind of realm.
"Gross! What the hell! I'm dead......" When the Wang family was really gone, the uncle began to reveal his true form, retched, and quickly put the boy's urine far away, with a look of disgust.
I slapped my forehead, my face was speechless, don't you pretend to be like this?
"Tianming, it's your turn." Uncle said.
"And where are you going?"
"Wash your hands!"
I was really defeated by this master!
But before I could say anything, Uncle was just about to go out, but we heard a strange movement.
"Boom!"
"What's the sound?" Uncle looked back at me, probably thinking that I had made it, but I looked at the coffin for the first time.
"Boom!"
There was another sound that was clearer than just now, as if something was about to come out of the coffin, and Uncle's face finally changed.
The hall became extremely quiet for a while, and the uncle didn't dare to move, his eyes were full of nervousness.
It was a long time, and just when I thought something strange, a familiar voice rang out.
"Giggle...... Dao Chief, Dao Chief, what are you doing standing here? ”
"Damn!" Uncle couldn't help but scold, after all, when he was highly nervous, the voice sounded from behind him, and in that place, I don't know when a woman in red appeared, as if she was there, silently, naturally scared Uncle a lot.
"Who are you?"
I wanted to scold, but after seeing the woman's face, my uncle was stunned.
"Giggle...... Dao Chief, do you want to know me like that? ”
The woman's smile was still so coquettish, her voice was soft, and her posture was full of charm, and I still didn't know what she was doing.
"Want to ......"
Sure enough, Uncle was recruited as soon as possible.
My eyes were suddenly slightly cold, I wouldn't be angry when she attacked other people, but if she attacked someone close to me, it would cross my bottom line.
Taking a step forward and standing still, I immediately stood in front of my uncle, and with a shock, I cut off this woman's charm against my uncle.
Uncle immediately shook his head, and his eyes showed a little dazed.
"Sister, are you here to teach me Taoism?" I asked calmly.
The hand that was exposed, the woman's eyes looking at me had already changed, and the shock in her eyes could not be concealed, she couldn't believe that I would stop her, and she couldn't believe that I could stop her.
"You've been acting since the beginning, and you can resist me?" The woman said coldly, and her face was even a little gloomy.
"I'm sorry." I said without apologies.
"What's going on? Who are you?! Uncle asked in surprise and fear, although he couldn't learn the Taoist mind, but after all, he was a Taoist disciple, and he didn't know that he had just been recruited.