I heard what he said, laughed a few words, and said, "Fortunately, fortunately, it turned out to be the big boss of the funeral home." ”

Wang Zhongyun laughed again.

"Hahaha! Little brother, you're new to the industry, right? Dry tattoos, this is relatively unpopular, did you find Zhao Banxian to take you? Zhao Banxian is a real master, that feng shui physiognomy is superb, it is more famous in our city, it is this one in our city! He gave a thumbs up.

I laughed dryly.

Is it so famous, isn't it a fortune-telling stall under a tree?

He patted me on the shoulder generously, laughed heroically and said, "Follow Lao Zhao, there is a future..... In the future, brother, I will help you set off your business and make money for you! A few of our old people in the city's yin circle, take you with you, carry you, and let you mix better. ”

"Then thank you, brother." I laughed and didn't expose him.

Actually, he's bragging.

But as soon as I heard this, I knew that his vision and level were not too high.

This Wang Zhongyun, who is full of temperament and loves to laugh very much, is from Zhao Banxian's class.

The old monk Jingqi, the one he brought to Li Daniu before, is a well-known old monk in our city and village, and a mage who does red and white things.

Actually, it's not ironic.

Half a foot into the Yin Xing, but will not make a living from the ancestral Yin arts, there are too many such people, after all, there are ancestors are a minority after all.

This old brother knows these people, and thinks that Zhao Banxian is a top master, does he really think that our yin circle, our thousands of years of old culture, is at that level?

Ahem, ahem, Zhao Banxian has a lot of knowledge, but he doesn't know anything about yin arts.

This Wang Zhongyun can say this kind of thing, and he definitely hasn't come into contact with Bai Xiaoxue, who does dirty things for people, and the mermaid feng shui master Meng Haiyun, these few powerful yin people hiding in the city.

I figured out the details of the other party in a few words, this network is not as good as mine, but I don't say it, this funeral home and hospital are the two places with the most dirty things in the city.

This is a businessman who runs a funeral parlor, and from a businessman's point of view, there is nothing wrong with touting his connections and raising his price, but from the perspective of yin behavior, he has been easily exposed as a layman.

I smiled, invited the enthusiastic Wang Zhongyun to sit down, and said, "Brother, is there any problem with you looking for Zhao Banxian?" ”

"There's a problem, but it's not something that you, a young lad, can be involved in, this thing, damn it!"

He looked solemn and chattered, and then he lit another cigarette and said to me, "But I can tell you about it, and I have a long insight." ”

I laughed and said I was listening.

"This modesty, I've got you covered." Wang Zhongyun looked at me with great satisfaction, spitting out smoke rings, but his face was gloomy, and he said, "You kid, have you heard of the plague god?" ”

Misery...

My head was a little empty.

I said, "I've seen the poor god who eats people's luck, and I've seen the god of death who touches people and dies... I have never seen the plague god. ”

"Haha, little brother, you have such a good humor!"

Wang Zhongyun laughed and patted me on the shoulder, saying that the funeral home he opened was in Wangjiagou.

Because this funeral parlor has a crematorium, it is not allowed to be opened in the downtown area, but only in the suburbs or more remote villages.

Therefore, his funeral home was opened in Wangjiagou.

In Wangjiagou, the plague god is also called the year beast, in fact, in many places, the year beast is indeed such a name, after all, the year beast is the legendary evil beast, in the Chinese New Year's Eve night ran out to eat people everywhere, bringing disasters, there is also the custom of driving away the plague god during the Spring Festival.

Wang Zhongyun said: "In our villagers in Wangjiagou, every year on the night of the New Year, hang red lanterns, eat rice balls, and stay up together as a family in the early morning, Chinese New Year's Eve, symbolizing longevity, to laugh heartily in the half hour before and after 12 o'clock in the morning, to use laughter to drive away the plague god, to drive away the 'year', to drive away the misfortune of the coming year, this is called Chinese New Year's Eve." ”

I was stunned and said, "It's a festive holiday."

I believe we Chinese have heard of thousands of years of customs, every year on the eve of the Spring Festival and Chinese New Year's Eve, firecrackers are set off on New Year's Eve, all to drive away monsters called "Nian".

I thought more selfishly, this village has this custom, because the ancestors of the village in the past were relatively poor and could not afford to buy firecrackers, so they replaced it with laughter?

Wang Zhongyun said to me: "This custom, it's not without reason, the firecrackers that we have inherited for thousands of years are to drive away the New Year Beast, and this New Year Beast, this plague god, is real." ”

I said I didn't understand.

His face was gloomy, and he said to me: "Our village is particularly closed and backward, and there are more than 20 households, a while ago, there was an outdoor population, a family of three, who did not listen to the persuasion of our whole village, that is, did not integrate into our customs and traditions, and scolded us for being feudal superstition, strange customs, which have been inherited in our village for hundreds of years, can it be feudal superstition?" The traditions left by our ancestors have their own reasons. ”

"At that time, we told them that we didn't know about other places, but there were Year Beasts in our village, which is a tradition in our village, and this laughter can drive away unclean things hiding in the dark on Chinese New Year's Eve."

"And this year, our village celebrates the Spring Festival, on Chinese New Year's Eve, the whole village hides at home and laughs, preventing Nian from coming to the door and not letting Nian enter his house, but their family of outsiders, on the night of Spring Festival New Year's Eve, is stubborn, just don't laugh, a family of three watches the Spring Festival Gala in the living room at home.... As a result, something happened, and the plague god came to the door, and the family ..... All of them are dead. ”

My forehead is hairy.

Can a normal person laugh for a whole hour for New Year's Eve?

My stomach twitched with laughter, and I was paralyzed by laughter, I was afraid that I would not be able to laugh to death, and people did not laugh when they wanted to.

In this village, everyone is a master of laughter, but I am afraid that they have been trained since childhood, and they are all waiting for Chinese New Year's Eve to practice their smiles.

"That family of three, died so miserably! Sent to our funeral home, the corners of the corpse's mouth still have a strange smile, after it was burned, there was a strange thing in the funeral home, and the funeral home appeared only across the Chinese New Year's Eve to appear the plague god, and now seven or eight employees of my funeral home have to laugh until their stomach cramps every night..... in order to drive away the plague god. ”

I opened my mouth and said, "Brother, no wonder you are laughing when you enter the door, it turns out that this is the problem, the plague god.....

"Because I have to laugh every night, that's why I developed this problem, and now in my funeral home, I don't laugh..... It's going to die, I laughed, and the thing faded into the shadows in fright, and as soon as I didn't laugh, it slowly floated out of the shadows, silent.... Particularly special infiltration. ”

This Wang Zhongyun is also a wonderful, just said that I was creepy, so he deliberately hung my appetite, and suddenly stopped talking, he finished smoking and threw it directly on the ground, saying: "Little brother, it's not good for you to hear too much about this, I'll go first, go to Zhao Banxian to see, it may be that there is a problem with the feng shui of our funeral home, after all, the things we do are also dirty." ”

it.

Hang my appetite... I was about to kick this guy.

All I could say was, "Brother, aren't you going to move out of that village?" ”

"How do you move such a big funeral home? I can't move, I can only find a mage, but that is the year beast in our village, the old traditional customs in the village, someone in our village does not smile on Chinese New Year's Eve, and he eats flesh and blood, and it reappears.... Now, from the legends of our village, we are beginning to restore the curse of a hundred years ago. ”

When he said this, he sighed and said: Our village, we shouldn't have violated the ancestral teachings, at the beginning, our village should not have let those outsiders come in to settle down, the village has been in the village for so many years, they have forgotten the teachings of the ancestors of the Wang family, and they have forgotten the fear of the year. Now that the New Year Beast has been unsealed, he did not spend this year's Chinese New Year's Eve, and reproduced the fear of being dominated by the Year Beast.

"This year, someone in your village didn't spend Chinese New Year's Eve, and the New Year beast ran out?" I say.

"That's right, I can't talk to you about this anymore! It's very dangerous, it's very dangerous, young man, it's not something that an apprentice like you can do, I have to find a master, I have to find Zhao Lao Banxian! He laughed and patted me on the shoulder.

I was speechless, and began to get used to his exaggerated laughter, and said, "Good luck, brother."

After I saw off Wang Zhongyun, the owner of the funeral home, I called Zhao Banxian and told him to go see feng shui or something, I can't pull away here, I have to be busy.

"Hey, hey, old fellow.... There's work to do, and he's going to be idle all day long. Miao Qianqian snorted and said with a smile: "There is also that little boss who has a strange flower, the business is not big, and he loves to pretend." ”

I said, "What guest doesn't?" Okay, okay, ignore him for now, this funeral parlor owner is also strange, the tradition of the village, to use laughter to drive away the plague god, the beast was very strange that year......

"yes, leave it alone, we're not down to business yet." Miao Qianqian shouted upstairs, "Those who practice martial arts above, come down and go to have dinner together, go to the people, and pick big mushrooms together!" ”

There was a commotion up there for a while, and then it all came down.

We all squeezed into the car together, even the little white fox was brought along, it was all our combat strength, and we went to fight with the Yin team, and this time, we would kill him by surprise.