Chapter 543: Senior Brother Itches Again
The expression on Chen Xuanzang's face was a little stiff, he never expected that what he saw would be a wood carving, and although this wood carving was smiling, no matter how he looked at it, it made him feel angry.
He glanced around, but after not finding Xu Jing, he had to endure it first.
Looking back, he found that the faces of the two guests didn't seem to look good, so he hurriedly walked to the platform next to him and introduced: "General Rolling Blinds, the big fish monster of the quicksand river Sha Wujing." β
After finishing speaking, he opened the fence, and suddenly held his breath.
I saw that inside the cloth, there was actually a wood carving, with a fish head and a human body, and the expression was exactly the same as the pig gang next to it, and it was like thisββ...... ββ looked at each other.
"Monk, what do you mean, old lady's pants...... The money is all spent, and you just let me see this? β
"You really lack virtue, return the money!"
Chen Xuanzang's eyes were quick, and when he saw the two women making a fuss, he grabbed the two coins in the bowl and stuffed them into his arms.
"What do you mean?" The older woman carrying the vegetable basket grabbed Chen Xuanzang's collar and glared angrily: "You fool people, pay me back!" β
She was loud and loud, and under this uproar, the surrounding audience and members of the acrobatic troupe gathered around.
"Don't, don't be impulsive." Chen Xuanzang struggled to break free of the other party, "There are still good things, give me another chance." β
"Well, if I'm not satisfied, you'll have to pay double for everyone watching here."
"Huh?"
Chen Xuanzang was stunned, but when he saw everyone's fierce eyes, he had no choice but to admit it.
He swallowed his saliva, looked up at the Monkey King on the tree, and after seeing that it was not a wood carving, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and introduced to everyone: "This is the Monkey King Monkey King." β
However, after he finished his introduction, Sun Wukong still maintained a standing posture and remained motionless, coupled with his back to everyone, which was really hard to believe.
After seeing the suspicious eyes of the people around him, Chen Xuanzang hurriedly asked Sun Wukong: "Wukong, you just turn over two heels, otherwise we will hang up if you lose twice the whole game." β
As soon as the words fell, Sun Wukong, who was standing on the tree, raised his head and fell.
Boom~!
When the dust cleared, everyone looked at it and became angry, only to see that it was lying on the ground, and it was clearly another wood carving.
And this wood carving is the same as the previous two, with the same expression on its face, lying on the ground, as if mocking everyone.
"It's fake again, liar, lose money!"
"Liar, that's what you're talking about?"
"It's laughing at us for being stupid!"
"Lose money!"
The onlookers were all angry, surrounded Chen Xuanzang, and were almost about to make a move.
Chen Xuanzang wanted to cry without tears, and wanted to explain but didn't know what to say.
"Class master, this monk is a liar, how can you recruit such a person in?"
"That's right, pretending to be a ghost, is there anyone who walks the rivers and lakes like this?"
"Look at his cowardice, you know that you can't afford to lose, so drive him away."
Listening to the suggestions of the people around him, only the class master, who was less than one meter tall, came out of the crowd and shouted to Chen Xuanzang: "Smash my signboard, lose my face, and don't let me go!" β
As soon as the words fell, all kinds of rotten vegetable leaves and the like smashed towards Chen Xuanzang.
Chen Xuanzang didn't care about anything else, he hadn't eaten for two days, he was so hungry, he immediately picked it up, hugged it in his arms, and said: "Thank you, thank you for the charity, it's enough for me to eat for several days!" β
The crowd was even angrier at this time, pushing and beating, not listening to his explanation at all, and driving him out of the city.
Chen Xuanzang escaped from the city with a bunch of vegetable leaves, and when he looked up, he found Xu Jing and the three of them standing on the hillside not far away, looking at him.
"You scoundrels!"
He suddenly became angry, and ran to Xu Jing and them.
Condescendingly, Sha Wujing observed for a moment and said, "Look at the master's mental strength, at most in two days, the illness will be completely gone." β
Sun Wukong stared at Chen Xuanzang who was running with a gloomy face, and suggested: "Why don't we find a way to get rid of this dead bald donkey." β
"Senior brother, think twice before you act." Xu Jing persuaded: "Don't forget the Great Day Rulai Sutra!" β
Sun Wukong snorted coldly and said, "Who knows if this dead bald donkey will be as true as the day." β
"It doesn't matter if he will or not, but if he dies, Rulai will definitely not let us go."
Although Xu Jingming knew that Sun Wukong and Chen Xuanzang would eventually resolve their hatred, and even full of affection, there were some things to say.
And he also tried to search for the true scriptures of the Great Day, but Chen Xuanzang's 300 children's songs that were torn up and put together into scriptures have long been missing, and he can only give up.
"Rulai!" Speaking of Rulai, Sun Wukong's whole face was a haze that could not be hidden, and he roared: "Kill the dead bald donkey, and I will bear all the consequences." β
Sha Wujing showed a touch of joy on his face, and glanced at Xu Jing.
Xu Jing has already said everything he should have said, and he immediately stopped persuading him more.
Chen Xuanzang quickly ran to the hillside, his stomach was full of sulkness, and he didn't even have a rest, so he pointed at Xu Jing and reprimanded him.
Xu Jing and the others were not trained once or twice, they all looked at their noses and noses, and listened silently.
Chen Xuanzang kept saying that his mouth was dry and his throat was hoarse, and he finally stopped.
But just when Xu Jing and the others thought it was over, Chen Xuanzang still didn't let go of Sun Wukong and said: "You were obviously fine when you were on the tree, but you became a wood carving all of a sudden, am I a fool when you are a master?" Dead monkey, stinky monkey, won't your conscience hurt if you cheat the master like this? β
For Xu Jing and Sha Wujing, he was not sure when he would become a wood carving, but for Sun Wukong, who was controlled by him, he could sense the basic state of the other party.
has been trained a lot, Sun Wukong didn't take it seriously at first, but in the end, his face became gloomy as water.
He stared at Chen Xuanzang with a fixed gaze, and said slowly: "I warn you, don't call me a stinky monkey again!" β
The air around him suddenly rippled, as if the whole world had begun to tremble.
Xu Jing pulled Sha Wujing and quickly retreated to the side, he could see that Sun Wukong was looking for fault right now, and was ready to make a move on Chen Xuanzang.
And he doesn't worry about anything at all, Chen Xuanzang can't die anyway, just one children's song of 300 songs can cure Sun Wukong.
Sure enough, when Chen Xuanzang faced the situation that his prestige was challenged, not only did he not bow his head, but also began to stimulate Sun Wukong even harder, a stinky monkey on the left, and a stinky monkey on the right scolded non-stop.
Sun Wukong immediately broke out and smashed a stick at Chen Xuanzang, and the latter had obviously been prepared for a long time, although his voice was a little hoarse, but the children's song sounded in time.
"Look, I think Senior Brother must have itchy skin to think about it."
After Xu Jing finished talking to Sha Wujing, Chen Xuanzang took out the rattan and whipped it at Sun Wukong.