Chapter 41: Chopping the Pepper Fish Head
The nerve conduction speed of different animals is about the same, and the principle is the same - when stimulated, sensory neurons release neurotransmitters similar to pulses, which are transmitted to the brain, and the brain sends instructions, and then returns the same way, and finally responds - the koi may be ten meters long, the conduction path is relatively long, I put my hand in, scratched for nearly two seconds, it reacted, the hole tightened, wrapped my hand, very tight, I was afraid of a contusion on my wrist, quickly pulled it out, and swam back, I don't know what it feels like, hehe!
I waited a few seconds, why didn't I respond?
The body of the koi fish is motionless, even the pair of pectoral fins that maintain balance no longer swing, the whole big fish slowly sinks, as if it is dead, I look at the hole again, it opens again, it seems to have become a little bigger, was it stabbed to death by me?
A voice came from above the water: "Su'er, hey, what's wrong with you?" ”
Naturally, Yang Liu is talking.
It's impossible, it's a goblin, it's so easy to be stabbed to death by me, maybe the stimulation is not big enough, I ignore its sluggishness, and again, this kind of thing, once it starts, it's hard to stop, while the qi in the chest is still enough for a while, I swam to the fishtail again, repeating the action just now, afraid that she won't itch, I added a lot of strength, and my hand was still stirring a few times inside.
I was caught again, but this time, I tried to pull my hand but didn't succeed, the clamp was dead, and it was still very warm inside.
It was still again, I didn't know what to do, the koi suddenly turned over, lay flat, and swung its tail, which may be a slight movement for it, but for me, the action was very large, like a hurricane, my hands were locked, and the koi became one, directly from the water, thrown out of the water, clear air, I took a deep breath, comfortable, the body reached the highest point, I looked back at the water, and found that the koi actually opened its bloody mouth and was waiting for me below!
"Hey!"
"it!"
"Get out of the way!"
I shouted three times in a row, but the koi didn't move, and I tried in vain to pull my limbs in the air, but finally I couldn't avoid her big mouth, and I stabbed straight into it with my head down!
It was dark in front of my eyes, and my entire upper body was locked by the soft muscles in its mouth, and I couldn't move, but I felt that my feet were still outside and could move.
Didn't you tickle you twice, as for eating me?
It's not that I'm worried, she really wants to eat me, because the muscles in her mouth are squeezing me in the direction of her stomach, or sucking! In order to avoid being eaten, I twisted my body with all my strength, resisted in reverse, and drilled out, but my hands were locked, there was no focus point, I couldn't make any effort, and I was gradually sucked into a deeper, tighter, and darker throat by her, there was no air here, I was a little panicked, it seems that the koi fish are really angry!
What is this called, I died before I got out of school, and I died in the hands of my own people, and I did it myself!
Regret not at the beginning, Yang Liu obviously reminded me that this Li Xu'er is very brutal, kills people without blinking, makes me feel hearty, but I was blinded by her beauty and harmless smile, now it seems that what Yang Liu said is true, this carp fairy is indeed quite ruthless!
The blood oxygen level dropped sharply, just when I was about to faint, suddenly, I felt that those muscle forces changed direction, and began to push me out, all the way to its mouth, my chest cavity returned to freedom, quickly took a deep breath, her mouth was not fishy, but there was a smell of fresh fish soup, it smelled good, it would be better if you put some green onions and coriander, no, no, such a big fish head, it would be too wasteful to make soup, if it is made into a chopped pepper fish head, it must be extremely delicious!
Burst!
I was spit out by the koi, the body flew far away, fell into the water, the blood oxygen level has not fully recovered, the whole body is weak, I am about to sink, suddenly there is a force under my feet, look down, it is the huge back of the koi, she lifted me out of the water, I continued to take a deep breath, and finally relieved my strength.
"Yang, quickly apologize to Lord Li!" There was the voice of willow behind me, and I looked back to see that she had already gone ashore, naked and crossed, glaring at me angrily.
"Alas......" I sighed helplessly, turned around and was about to apologize, as soon as I turned around, it was dark in front of me, and the big koi fish floated in front of me, with two thick and long whiskers, only less than half a meter away from me, which scared me so much that I was scared, and I was sorry while retreating!
Burst!
Li Xu'er spewed out two lines of water vapor from her nostrils, as if she was scolding "Cao Nima", and after venting her anger, she turned around and swam away, and before leaving, she did not forget to slap a terrifying wave with her tail and smash me back into the water again.
I didn't dare to come up, I went underwater, looked at the big fishtail, twisted and swam to the depths, I dared to float, climbed ashore with my hands and feet, and sat down at the feet of the willow, the willow grabbed my ears and reprimanded me: "Isn't it with you!" Don't mess with her, don't mess with her! You don't listen! How dangerous it was just now! You almost died, you know! If I hadn't interceded for you, you'd have become fertilizer! Killing you is as easy as pinching an ant to death! You're the only one in our family! If you die, how can I explain it to Mi! How to explain to your grandmother and your parents! You're such an adult, why are you still so out of tune! Can you save me a snack! Really, I'm! ”
“…… You put on your clothes first," I smiled bitterly, "I'm dizzy with you!" ”
"Ahh Yang Liu screamed, covered it with both hands, his face turned crimson, and muttered in a low voice, "It's not all because you are angry with me, I forgot to wear it!" ”
Finished, she turned around and picked up her clothes, I rubbed my ears and looked at the pool, where Li Xu'er was swimming back and forth on the water in the distance, not knowing what she was doing.
Yang Liu put on her clothes and pulled me to sit on the shore, facing the sunset, her impetuous mood was soothed, and she said softly: "Yang, I know these things, it is very exciting for you, and it is difficult to adapt to this new identity for a while, but the matter has come to this, you can only treat this as your life, for me, for rice, you also have to live well, learn how to contact ghosts, learn how to subdue demons." ”
She nodded, listening to the teachings, in fact, my attention was still on Li Xu'er in the distant glow, for fear that she would come back to retaliate!
"Anyway, how did you get her, and why did she suddenly become so irritable?" After Yang Liu finished educating me, he asked me about what happened just now, and I told Yang Liu about how to tickle Li Xu'er.
"Hehehe," Willow burst out with a barbell-like laugh, "you can really do it, do you know where that hole is?" ”
I shook my head.
"You're still a college student, the scientific name of that hole is cloaca, understand?"
I still shook my head, I studied medicine, and I was only proficient in human anatomy, etc., cloaca? It seems that there is this word in high school biology books, cloaca, literally, which is the "straight" hole of excretion and raw, and fish are relatively low-level, so they are combined into one, that is, ...... It's there!
Ah, I'm actually- I don't need anyone else, I blush myself, look down at my right hand, that slippery feeling, as if it's still there.
"Alas, no wonder people are so angry, this is also because you are Qin Shuyao's guest, otherwise, with the temper of a koi, you would have been torn to pieces! I went to the bathroom, and it scared the hell out of me! Willow shook his head and got up, walking barefoot behind the rocks in the grass on the shore.
I took out a cigarette with palpitations, ready to smoke one, suppressed the shock, took it out and saw that the cigarette case was already soaked, I could no longer smoke, and when I went to the store to buy supplies, I forgot to buy cigarettes, and I didn't smoke for a night, so I had to suffocate me crazy!
I pursed my lips and looked at the shore not far away Li Xu'er took off the clothes she put there, whether she smoked or soft China, she should have it in her pocket.
But I don't dare to take it, what if she finds out and eats me again? The feeling of suffocation stuck in her throat is really uncomfortable, but the more you don't smoke, the stronger it is, I swallowed a few saliva, looked at the pool, Li Xu'er seemed to swim far away, not in the field of vision, and may have gone to the back of the mountain.
No matter how godly she is, she can't teleport? If I steal two, she won't find out.
Thinking of this, I crawled to the side of Li Xu'er's clothes, while looking at the water vigilantly, while touching her clothes, the top is the cover and the inside, I moved away, continued to touch down, in the pocket of the leather coat, I touched it, I looked down and rummaged, sure enough, there was a box of China, and there were more than a dozen, I took out two, hid them in my pocket, put the cigarette case back, and picked up the cover and inside next to it, ready to restore the crime scene to its original state.
In my ears, there was a sudden sound of slapping water, I felt faintly bad in my heart, and slowly turned my head over, lying down, when did she swim over, and it was no longer a carp body, but changed back to human form, wet all over, standing in the water two meters away from me, holding her chest with her hands, looking at me coldly.
I hurriedly put the hood and inner coat on the leather coat and raised my hands high to show my innocence.
"I didn't expect you to have such a hobby, pervert." Li Xu'er was expressionless, and finally stopped smiling.
"I misunderstood, Master Li, I'm just ......" I looked at her clothes, "I found sand on your clothes, I'm afraid you won't be comfortable wearing them later, so I'm thinking about helping you shake it!" ”
"If it's not a pervert, then you're stealing my cigarettes! Right? Li Xu'er again, listening to her tone, she shouldn't have seen me holding a cigarette in my hand.
I made a plan and said with a wry smile, "You can think whatever you like!" ”
"Stand back!" Li Xu'er.
"Hey, okay."
"Close your eyes!"
I closed my eyes, crawled backwards with my hands and feet, and climbed about two meters away, I stopped, put my hand behind me, and quietly took out the two Chinese cigarettes from my pants pocket and buried them in the sand.
It took a full minute for Li Xu'er to give the order to open my eyes, and when I opened my eyes, she was already fully dressed, squatting on the shore, taking all the cigarettes out of the box, placing them on the ground, pointing them with her fingers, counting them one by one.
My heart was cold, could she remember how many cigarettes were in the box?
If that's the case, if you're missing two roots, you'll definitely find it!
It's over, and I can't avoid being educated by her, I really want to slap myself, it's also cheap, it's so not a long memory, hey...... Forget it, take the initiative to admit your mistakes, and maybe the punishment can be lighter.
I was about to dig out the cigarettes and hand them in, but I saw Li Xu'er muttering while looking down and counting the cigarettes: "5, 6, 8, 7, uh...... 4、7、8、5…… 6, 8, rely on ...... How do you count them? ”... Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.
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