To Alice?

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Miao Qianqian understood and said to me: "It is a world-famous song in the piano, Beethoven's To Alice, it is said that Beethoven gave a piano piece to a girl." ”

As soon as I heard it, I reacted.

To Alice?

This heart, playing the piano on its own?

This matter has reached an unbelievable level.

I said, "You're so good that you can hear what the song is."

"That's it!" Miao Qianqian said proudly, "I am also a cultural person, listening to the piano, drinking coffee, and reading world masterpieces." ”

At this time, Miss Dong next to her exposed her old bottom, "How can it, if she can hear it, and find it when she takes the pulse, she thinks something is wrong, and she looks for a long time, and finally uses the music recognition function to find out." ”

And this kind of sassy operation?

I couldn't stop crying or laughing.

Then, I thought it was weird.

"There is something wrong with this heart, maybe someone is really doing this Liang Xiaomei."

Miss Dong said next to her: Let her defeces while walking, turn into a humanoid self-propelled toilet, and in the process, play her an elegant and love-symbolizing Alice? As an accompaniment? ”

I nodded.

This is probably a perversion.

While playing piano music, humming a piano tune, while watching her defecate like crazy

"The black hand behind this is also interesting, playing a vulgar and elegant tune, playing the piano and, isn't it happy?" Miao Qianqian said immediately.

I think back to what happened at that time.

So since the "fecal toilet" is playing the piano, then the "urine toilet", is there some problem with An Qingzheng, who was recruited

"We are also thinking, when you are done with the stink below, then Liang Xiaomei will leave." The two of them said.

I said that's fine.

I went to the living room and shouted at the top of the stairs.

She was taking a bath in the toilet on the first floor, and as for why she was taking a bath in the toilet and not in the bathroom, this was the result of everyone's unanimous proposal, saying that she could not let the bathroom be smoked into a toilet by her.

After more than ten minutes, An Qingzheng finished taking a shower and went upstairs.

Miao Qianqian, a guy who has studied Chinese medicine for two years, gave her a pulse.

"The heart rate is thumping and beating fast, but, there are no tunes." Miao Qianqian said.

No one is playing piano music?

At that moment, I patted the table and said, "I guess it's really related to Liang Xiaomei, and the heart bypass surgery is related to her heart problems." ”

We discussed it a bit, and things were getting weirder and weirder.

This heart plays the piano

Bounce to Alice, it may be related to "love", the next time I come, I have to ask Liang Xiaomei, is there any rival in love, old lover or the like.

I said: I can only wait to see what Mo Xiaoxi and Xu Taoyao think about this matter, and look at their inspection reports.

"Yes, yes, their heart test is critical." Miss Dong also interjected.

We can't be in a hurry about this matter now.

We went downstairs and asked An Qingzheng to continue to take a bath, sweating and urinating, which was weird.

Ordinary people must be disgusted with her, but we are also people in the yin line, what disgusting ghosts worship demons, and disgusting yin techniques have all been seen, and she is not bad.

We walked out of the store and took a look at the bar opposite. 35xs

It's been almost renovated, after all, it was originally a café, and the decoration of the base basically doesn't need to be changed, mainly the furniture is replaced, as well as the bar, tables and chairs.

"How?" Song Jiawei walked over proudly and said: In the future, I will also get ahead and become the barkeeper in our city center, the commercial street, my parents, will no longer look down on me Two bar proprietress sisters, I am Erniang, she is the eldest mother. ”

She pointed to Luo Yi, who was speechless next to her.

I smiled and said, "This bar is in your hands, we won't take care of it, but our bar manager, you have to take care of it."

"That's it." Song Jiawei was very proud.

"Hey, I'm so envious of you!"

Miao Qianqian said: You work in our bar branch, you don't have to be in our tattoo studio, born and dead, and encounter some strange things all day long.

"There are many capable people, you are amazing, I am not that material." Song Jiawei smiled proudly, "By the way, in your store, An Qingzheng is like us?" Weird smelly. ”

Come on

In the blink of an eye, your store is divided, and the boundaries are instantly divided.

I said, "I have to see, they went to the hospital for a check-up, and I guess I'll be back in a while."

Then, a few of us chatted and went down to the basement.

This renovation, the main renovation, is in this basement, which was originally used by the café to put sundries, which is a private illegal reconstruction, after being converted into a bar, we can put some wine and use it as a wine cellar, but now, there is also a haunted house.

The actual area needed is not large, only a small dark corridor.

"Our Internet celebrity-style horror bar must be very popular." Miao Qianqian looked longing and said: I have designed more than a dozen sets of scary plans to treat young people in nightclubs who love to die, and when we play the ghosts by the real ghost Li Erniang in person, as soon as the horror spreads, those young people who love face, like to die, and don't believe in evil will definitely come crazy. ”

I nodded and asked Li Erniang what she said.

I told her. Miao Qianqian said: Arrange her in Infernal Purgatory, as a ghost, and those who come to it are all extremely vicious criminals, and she has to carry out the punishment of fear, and the punishment of scaring people to death Her job is to be terrifying.

Miao Qianqian can simply be a real god.

Then, I said: "Inside, when will you put in a few more lonely ghosts, listen to Li Erniang inside, and scary together, this is the real ghost employee, collect fear." ”

We took a tour of the bar and studied the construction of a haunted house, which was already a lot of work.

Zhang Tianyu also took the little flower girl to help decorate everywhere, Luo Yi and Song Jiawei also participated in the design, and the atmosphere was quite lively.

Our branch, similar to the structure of Menghai Yunmermaid Hotel, is mainly used to enhance the family inheritance of Yin art, which has become the foundation of our foothold in the Yin industry.

I want to become a real Yin Xing master in today's Yin Xing circle, and I have a deep influence, and the ancestral Yin Art Jiangshan Society Diagram is indispensable!

At this time, my phone rang.

When I saw it, it was Xu Taoyao calling, and it was estimated that Liang Xiaomei was in their hospital and had already done a full set of examinations.

I said to the surroundings: I guess it's over there, and the results are out.

"Well, you hear the results." Miao Qianqian said.

I nodded and answered the phone, Xu Taoyao said to me directly: "The results are out, according to the film, she has two hearts!" ”

I was shocked: This Liang Xiaomei is really a two-hearted person?

She is also a member of the Duoxin family?

But I obviously felt that something was wrong, and I felt that she was not from the Duoxin family, but how could she have two hearts?

"What the hell is going on?" Miao Qianqian snatched the phone.

"Her strange pore excretion, according to our experts' guesses." Xu Taoyao said: The most reasonable explanation is that her heart is abnormal, and you must know that human blood is a transportation channel, which is responsible for transporting nutrients and metabolic wastes."

She said that maybe her heart has a special ability to squeeze the waste of human blood vessels into the pores of the body through the way of "pumping blood" from the heart, because the capillaries of people are connected to the pores.

I was confused.

It's hard to deal with these high-level intellectuals.

Xu Taoyao said: In a simple sentence, her heart squeezes the body metabolites transported by human blood to the pores, and this situation will occur.

I said: Is this possible?

"It's the only explanation, and so far, there are still a lot of unknowns in medicine, and it's hard to figure out." Xu Taoyao said: "The reason why she excretes feces through her pores is probably related to her two hearts!" ”

I nodded.

This hospital check-up is really meaningful.

It is estimated that when I was doing surgery, I secretly laid my hands and feet, and I really had two hearts.

"It's clear, what should I do?" Miao Qianqian asked me.

I said, "If it's really a two-hearted person, and there's an alien ghost hiding in her heart, hiding in her body, I have a way to force that thing out."

"What's the solution?" She asked immediately.

"Jiangshan Sheji Map."