Chapter 349 351.Don't blame me for my dirty thoughts......
He looked at me deeply, "This is the mortal world, who would value age so much, just like you, you married Hades at the age of 12, and Yufeng was in his thirties at that time." ”
"How the hell do you calculate age?"
"Just like the mortal world, it starts from cultivating into a human form. Yan Jun was born, and you were cultivated into a human form, starting from a lotus flower becoming a little doll. ”
"Okay." I'm not going to interject.
Xiao Er served the food excitedly, and he quickly sandwiched a crayfish for me and put it on the plate.
A spicy smell rushed into my nostrils, and I swallowed my saliva hard, and then swallowed the shrimp skin into my stomach, but I didn't touch the shrimp.
"I'll eat it when you're done." I stubbornly said.
"So, the Heavenly Realm suspects that you and Yan Yufeng are going to do something, and it just so happens that your sister has a secret affection for Yan Yufeng at that time, so"
"So with the relationship of the Heavenly Realm, my sister successfully married Yan Yufeng," I said with a vicious breath.
He looked at me with a look of horror, "Yes, when the Queen Mother of the West was married in the palace, she listed the evidence of your crime of wanting to do things on the spot, but I am afraid that all those things are unwarranted, if Yan Yufeng does not obey, I am afraid that there will be a scuffle between heaven and earth." And the result of the melee is obvious, the underworld is full of weak ghosts, and it can't resist the heavenly realm at all. And what he is most afraid of being involved is the sea of corpses, if the sea of corpses is affected, it is not only you Zhao Su who will be dragged down, but the entire fairy world, and they will be convicted. ”
After hearing this, I didn't even want to eat the crayfish on the plate.
It's all a bunch of demons and monsters that can be convicted without need
"So what about me then," I asked.
"On the day of the wedding, I was made a concubine, a little concubine, a very small kind," he said, squinting his eyes by the way, and pinching his slender and beautiful fingers to indicate the degree of smallness.
This guy is really enough, and he can infuriate people when he talks
I suppressed the anger in my heart, and there was a generous smile on my face, "So, what happened to me in the end?"
"You are very careful, at that time, you were notoriously narrow-minded, you couldn't tolerate sand in your eyes, you didn't have the direction of the world, you were careful everywhere, and you couldn't see your sister touching Yan Yufeng. But your sister is different, not only can she tolerate you and Yan Yufeng day and night, but also take the initiative to give Yan Yufeng the branches of today's harem, hoping that Yan Yufeng will have more children and more blessings."
"What day and night day and night day and night" I think this guy has a short circuit in his brain.
Zhao Da Caishen smiled "poof", Si Swenwen, looked at me meaningfully.
When I reacted, I even raised my fist, which blamed me for my dirty thoughts
"Hahaha, you little girl, now you understand these things"
I rolled my eyes completely, "That's enough, let's get over this paragraph." ”
"Actually, the two of you don't seem to do anything together, he once told me that he sees you as too weak and can't bear to do it, so he can only sleep with you in his arms every night, just cuddles."
I'm petrified, "He can tell you this"
Zhao Gongming smiled and said, "I didn't say what I said just now. ”
"You"
Resisting the urge to beat people up again, even if I am irrational, I will not be able to offend this god
"Then what about the Meng Po soup that I drank later?"
"You always felt that you and Yan Yufeng didn't worship heaven and earth, and your heart was panicked, and later Yan Yufeng was forced to marry so many irrelevant women, you began to become depressed, and your behavior became strange, and you loved to be naughty and mischievous."
I listened quietly, the expression on my face fading away.