When I was in the Forbidden City with Pudding, I was caught by two ancient corpses in the "sitting tank", although it scared the two of us at the time, but after all, I was just caught, and my chastity was still there, and I didn't take it seriously after escaping. If you don't say that our gang should die, Uncle Yang's case doesn't seem to make us remember it for a long time at all, and really powerful things don't need to do anything to you at all, just touching you is enough, the Qin Emperor Shou Ling Mouse is like this, and so is the Happy Buddha.

As soon as I touched it, I was done with the pudding. A trace of "corpse qi" was injected into our bodies, which was called "corpse Gu" according to the jargon. The corpse Gu is powerful, we have already said before, although Pudding and I have clear thinking, our bodies are no different from dead people, and if this continues, the two of us will watch ourselves slowly stink and rot.

When the celestial burial master learned that this incident was related to the "Happy Buddha" in Tibetan Buddhism, he did not want to set himself on fire, and only told us some nonsense, but Grandpa Mao said that the best way to deal with the reactionary capitalist roaders is millet and rifles, so we have only two basic policies for the celestial burial master: either eat guns, or take money to do things, choose one of the two.

In fact, it stands to reason that it is the duty of the celestial burial master to help you in this matter, and it is our duty not to help you, so how can we coerce and lure? But people are unreasonable at the moment of life and death, the hard guy in his Feng Erbiao's hand, the rifling is at the bottom, as long as the fingers move slightly, the head of the burial master will really bloom, and the old man gave the other party a satisfactory offer with "swallowing gold in his sleeve", under the millet plus rifle, the celestial burial master finally spoke......

He said that there is only one place that can save us at this moment, that is the "Guixu Temple" on Meili Snow Mountain, but ten years ago, there was a master on Meili Snow Mountain, since this master appeared, Guixu Temple has become very mysterious, the temple is obviously on the mountain, you can see it when you stand at the foot of the mountain, but you just can't find it.

What's even more incredible is that the celestial burial master said that the master on Meili Snow Mountain is called "Oil Lamp Monk", which can't help but surprise us.

Oil lamp monk?

Isn't that one of the four friends of Zen Mountain?

Why did he come to Tibet to rob the tomb?

This place in Tibet, not to mention us, even my second uncle who has not gone to school knows that people here are buried in the sky after death, there is no tomb at all, we are not here to rob the tomb this time, we are to use a detector to find the living dead jade, and as we all know, the oil lamp monk is a tomb robber who is like a fake, but there is no tomb here, so what is he here for? And also...... Is he friend or foe?

Feng Erbiao asked in astonishment: "Since the oil lamp monk came, not only the Guixu Temple, but also the entire Meili Snow Mountain has become extremely mysterious, is this guy a god?" How could he shake a mountain range? ”

The old man sneered, "Heh, gods? What a fucking god. These bastards know that they are false, in fact, the ID card is taken out and checked, all of them are low-income households, this time my old man has to meet him, see how powerful this Zenshan Four Friends are. Let's go to Meili Snow Mountain now! ”

Zhou Boren said solemnly: "Old man, the third child is seriously injured now, I think we should find a hotel nearby to stay in first, and then we will set off when the wound on the third child's back is healed." ”

I said with difficulty: "Director, I'm fine, the sparrow hurts my back, not my feet, and the wound won't be infected in this winter, so let's not waste time, just follow what the old man said, let's go immediately!" ”

In fact, my impassioned words are not because I am politically conscious, but because I am afraid of death. Didn't the undertaker say that day, if I don't remove the corpse Gu on my body, within ten days, I will definitely die. Where am I still in the mood to recuperate in a hotel? This little life is almost gone.

Although the celestial burial master didn't understand what we had just said, and was even more confused about the words "Four Friends of Zen Mountain", he learned that we were leaving, so he took out a bag of medicine from the back room, which was the kind of yellow-brown powder that Gu Nianxia painted, this bag is quite a lot, as much as three or four catties, he said: "My dear Han friends, we all have a fate, but please also understand me, it is taboo to talk about Huanxi Buddha in Tibet, I can't get too involved in your affairs, this is a bag of Tibetan medicine, it is the medicine of the tiger and wolf, and the effect is very violent. Not only can it heal wounds, but it can also suppress corpse qi, in Tibet, we who are the heavenly burial masters have applied this, and this bag will be given to you, may the holy Kailash bless you. ”

The old man took out a bag of cash from his bag and politely put it on the table, I thought that the funeral master would start the price on the spot, and what we wanted should be "sky-high", but through the thickness of the paper bag, I estimate that the money in it will not exceed 10,000.

After returning to the car, we didn't delay for a moment and went straight to Meili Snow Mountain. Don't say, that day the funeral master's medicine is really the medicine of the tiger and wolf, after applying it to the wound, the feeling is the same as five old aunts riding on you to help you scrape, it hurts me almost didn't give the clutch to eat, I heard me crying alone in the carriage Dad called mother, the old man said angrily: "Bear with it, don't mutter, back then Guan Yu scraped the bones and healed the wounds without your name, the third child, you think about it, you are a dead man and have medicine, you just steal the fun, what are you muttering." ”

I cried and said, "Old man, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, let me tell you, you don't have to get hurt one day, and I'll see how I take care of you when the time comes." ”

The old man smiled: "I have medical insurance, so I don't need you to take care of it." ”

We drove for a long, long time, as for how long I drove, I don't know, under the huge pain, I don't know whether I fainted or fell asleep, anyway, I was asleep, and when I woke up again, in front of my eyes was a large towering snow-capped mountain, the sun sprinkled on the top of the mountain, a burst of dreamlike gold, the solemnity that could not be described in words, saw everyone stand on the spot, and marveled again and again. That's right, this is Meili Snow Mountain, one of the four sacred mountains in Tibet!

The old man looked at this sacred mountain range and couldn't help but sigh: "Meili Snow Mountain is 150 kilometers long, although we have the assistance of detectors, but how difficult it is to find that small piece of living dead jade in such a large mountain range......

I cried and said, "Hey, save me first!" ”

Zhou Boren turned his head and smiled at me: "Don't worry, third child, the lives of you and Pudding are naturally the most important, and the place we are going to now is Chayu County, which is where the Guixu Temple is located." ”

After another half an hour's drive, we finally arrived in Chayu County, Feng Erbiao asked, "Do you want to find someone to inquire?" ”

Zhou Boren said: "Naturally, I want to ask the locals, but don't be here, there are many people here, and the mouth is also mixed, our car is a bit conspicuous, easy to cause onlookers, or keep driving forward, and it's not too late to find a remote place to inquire again." ”

So, we kept driving along the county road, after driving for more than ten minutes, the flat road became a potholed dirt road, and drove forward for more than ten minutes, now even the dirt road was gone, and then we had to drive to the ditch, everyone had to throw the car on the side of the road, and start walking, and here further, it is basically no man's land.

At this time, we saw a strange old man sitting on the side of the road smoking a dry cigarette, and Zhou Boren asked him: "Old man, do you know how to get to Guixu Temple?" ”