"Your nephew, what's wrong?"

I was puzzled.

While answering the phone, he looked blankly at the three guys in the front store, gathered in a heap, and was enthusiastically tinkering with roundworms, preparing to make strange dark dishes.

I suddenly wanted to say: I'm going to have a big problem here! Zhao Banxian, see if you can stop this group of crazy guys, the three views are fundamentally different from normal people, and even roundworms want to eat.

But think about it.

With Zhao Banxian's health concept, even the whip wine is happy, and it is estimated that he will join in with great interest.

So, I put down this stubble and said, "What's wrong, didn't your nephew tattoo a fighting Buddha and a mantra here?" Be a good gentleman? ”

"Yes.... Oh, yes. ”

Zhao Banxian was shocked, gasping for breath, and said excitedly: "But it was because of that fighting to defeat the Buddha that he came out... Something is wrong, my nephew has provoked a centipede spirit! I'm dying! ”

I was stunned for a moment, just walked a roundworm spirit, a ladyboy love, and a centipede essence..... What the hell does this mean?

I said I didn't understand.

Zhao Banxian continued to say excitedly: "It's your fight to defeat the Buddha, the fight to defeat the Buddha attracted a monster, attracted a centipede essence.... I guess, this is the old enemy of the centipede spirit of the Great Sage Master who learned the scriptures from the West, and he has come to take revenge! ”

Ha?

This Zhao Banxian is dreaming.

I couldn't laugh or cry, and recalled, it seems that there is a plot in the West Heaven to learn scriptures, a Taoist priest is a centipede essence, the belly opens more than a dozen pairs of eyes, and the one that emits golden light is a particularly powerful monster.

But this is absurd at the moment.

Don't say I don't believe it, no one believes it when I say it, tattoo a big saint, and attract a centipede spirit to retaliate?

Then I'll tattoo Chang'e, is Zhu Bajie going to kill him?

"It's not nonsense!"

Zhao Banxian was so excited that he said: It's true, it's true! I didn't lie to you, it's such a big centipede, it's so terrible.... There are more than a dozen pairs of big centipedes with black eyes, glowing green. ”

I said, "Who are you listening to, have you seen it with your own eyes?"

Zhao Banxian said: "I didn't see it with my own eyes, I listened to what my nephew said, I came to him at night, if it wasn't for the one behind me who fought the Buddha and ran out and fought with the terrifying centipede spirit, he would have died a long time ago and was sucked alive." ”

I laughed and cried, and said, "It must be your nephew's nonsense."

Zhao Banxian said: "There's really no nonsense, don't I know his usual virtue?" If I don't believe him normally, these days he has a headache when he does bad things, and he hurts so much when he has bad thoughts..... He also had a headache when he lied, and when he told me this, his head didn't hurt, which meant that it was the truth, and a centipede spirit really came to him, and his scared look couldn't be faked. ”

When I heard this, I felt a little strange in my heart.

It's true, the mantra on his back is like a lie detector, and the Buddha spirit behind him is supervising him, trying to deceive us.... You have to deceive the Buddha spirit first, and I don't believe that he, a ruffian, has the ability to do this.

I said, "Then he didn't lie, there really was a centipede spirit that attacked him in the middle of the night?" ”

Zhao Banxian said yes.

Then I dragged my chin and thought, it's strange, I gave the ruffian and hooligan nephew, tattooing that Buddha is a ghost thorn picture, carrying a Buddha spirit, ordinary dirty things, ordinary sneaky people dare to approach this picture? I'm afraid I'm not looking for death.

And if there is really a sneaky person who can get close to this picture, he still takes the initiative to hunt down the past..... Then the meaning in it is great, because if you dare to do that, that thing is absolutely fierce.

I tattooed this picture for him, and something strange happened in front of him, so he naturally had to shoulder the responsibility.

When I think of this, I really feel that I can't be at peace for a moment, but this thing still has to be done, after all, it is Zhao Banxian's nephew, and said: That's okay, your nephew has a problem, and I also gave the tattoo to the picture, I must go over and find a way, wait a minute, okay?

Zhao Banxian nodded.

I sat at the cash register and hung up the phone, just thinking about the strange things about Zhao Banxian's nephew, when I smelled a pungent smell of meat.

"It smells so good!"

Xiaoqing applauded and cheered around Miss Dong, who was wearing an apron with a gentle face and was pounding fried meatloaf.

Damn-

I saw that my scalp was numb, and I hurriedly pulled Xiaoqing and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to eat KFC, this thing is left for Sister Dong and the little fox to eat, it's not enough for the three of you guys to share together......"

"Huh?" Xiao Qing'er looked confused.

I dragged Xiao Qing'er to the KFC next to me and ordered a family bucket, so I escaped the catastrophe and didn't let Miss Dong harm my little girl, the little white fox is okay, it's an animal, just eat it, after all, foxes eat insects.... I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

It was already afternoon after eating KFC with the cheering Xiaoqing.

When I returned to the store, I found that Miss Dong and the little fox were around the table, and a stack of crispy meatloaf was full of oil, especially the little fox's fur was much whiter, and the whole fox was drowsy and motionless on the sofa.

"This little white fox eats insects, can it become much more spiritual? Have you eaten enough? I dragged my chin and thought for a moment.

This roundworm is undoubtedly a Gu worm.

It seems that putting it in a person's stomach can affect the other party's mood, which is why Zhang Bin can let the other party eat it and help Jiang Meili go smoothly, after all, there is a saying: roundworms in the stomach.

This Gu worm has a nice name: Lover's Ascaris.

It is said that if you put roundworms in the stomach of the other person, the other person will be able to develop a crush on you and help you.

"Eating a bunch of small roundworms can make the little white fox supple and smarter, plus the practice of martial arts is enlightened..... And there is a strange centipede spirit in front of me, if I can get it for the little fox to eat......" I pondered in my heart for a while, and I thought it was very interesting.

I talked to Miss Dong about it.

"That Zhao Banxian, has a new business again? Centipede spirit, is it so coincidental, this time it is the centipede that has become a spirit. ”

Miss Dong smiled softly and said: "You still have a lot of things to do here, compared to the boring head lowering, the inverted bucket is much more interesting, weird, I think I can really be your wife for life." ”

Ahem!

I coughed twice and said: You are the first beauty in the world with a beautiful country, I can't afford it, so forget it.

Next, I talked nonsense with Miss Dong, and after talking nonsense for a while, I found that my vigilance gradually lowered, because in the face of a harmless stunning beauty, it is really difficult to be on guard at all times, and be wary of falling in love with her.

I somewhat understand what Bai Xiaoxue meant.

Maybe she's the same as me, getting along with Miss Dong day and night, and she's almost falling, so she threw people to me, and I ..... is also stepping into the footsteps of Bai Xiaoxue.

It's a problem, and I instinctively don't think about it.

After all, Zhao Banxian's nephew's Monkey King tattoo suddenly had an accident, and I have to take a look.

And the centipede spirit ..... Could it be that the centipede has really become a spirit, and has opened up its wisdom like the little white fox, and has become the IQ of a seven or eight-year-old child?

That's a little bizarre.

At seven o'clock, when the sky was getting dark, I closed the door of the tattoo parlor, let the little fox guard the shop, and eat and drink with Miss Dong Xiaoqing, chatting while going to see Zhao Banxian.

I've been to Zhao Banxian's community before.

Behind the big banyan tree that set up a stall to tell fortunes, when I was busy with Meng Zhen's business, I also went to his house for a special trip, which was naturally not unfamiliar, and it was quite a dilapidated and decaying community.

But as soon as we entered the community, a woman wearing a black cloak and a Nike sun hat walked past the three of us, and she was the first to enter the community before us, setting off a cold wind that hit.

I felt piercing, but I didn't think much about it, and walked directly forward with Miss Dong, but Xiaoqing suddenly stood in place without saying a word.

"Xiaoqing, what's wrong?" I asked.

As a result, Xiao Qing'er trembled and said, "Brother Xiaoyou, did you two just see the black cloak woman who walked by, her face is so weird, and she always maintains a faint smile.... It seems to be smiling but not laughing, it seems to be crying but not crying, whether it is joy or sadness, it is the same expression, so scary. ”