"Call me a thing, then don't look at it!" I said to that angrily.

"It's like it's rare."

Ouyang Chuchu turned around, she really didn't look at it.

I don't know if I'm a slut or what. Anyway, after the girl turned around, I suddenly had a little loss.

Obviously, I don't have the intention of urinating, so I have to squeeze half a pot of urine out, which is very embarrassing.

I held it there for a long time, and finally it came out that little bit.

Who knows, as soon as I peed into the small teapot, there was immediately a cold and cold cool air rushing out of the teapot.

It's just a matter of running out, and the most important thing is that the cool air seems to have spilled into my place. It made me shiver and almost peed on my pants.

"It works so fast!"

Wei Xuan said this to me, and then he quickly touched a talisman out of his bag, held it between his two fingers, and shook it for a while.

As soon as he shook his hand, the talisman that he held in his hand immediately burst into smoke. After the green smoke, a small flame burst out.

Wei Xuan directly threw the burning talisman into the small teapot, and I quickly took my own guy in.

When I was outside just now, it was probably a cloudy wind, so it was a little chilly. Now that I've taken it back, I still feel a little chilly!

"Heaven and earth are clear, and there is no heart; Han is empty and lonely, and all the simplicity is one. The clutch is suddenly dispersed, and the fate returns; I am like Bodhi, indulgent and empty......"

While reciting the "Requiem Mantra" there, Wei Xuan put the lid on the small teapot and shook it there.

I don't know what he was shaking, but after he shook it for a while, I could vaguely see what seemed to be a puff of green smoke floating from the teapot.

"Open your mouth!"

Wei Xuan suddenly let out a snort at the female ghost.

I don't know if the female ghost was scared, or what, anyway, she really opened her mouth.

Just after she opened her mouth, Wei Xuan coldly stuffed the spout of the teapot into her mouth, raised his hand, and directly poured the urine I had just sprinkled in the small teapot and the talisman that melted in it into the mouth of the female ghost.

The female ghost struggled, her face slowly becoming distorted.

"Ahh Yes! ”

After screaming a few times, a small flame suddenly burst out of the female ghost's body.

What's going on? The female ghost actually burned?

Wei Xuan retrieved her Fu Ya Spirit, didn't he want to ask her words? Why did you just burn her?

"Which one are you singing?" I didn't understand it too much, so I asked Wei Xu.

"It's a fake."

Wei Xuan looked at me with a frown, and said, "The fake body is not destroyed, but the real body is difficult to appear." ”

I just said, how did this little calf's nose go back on his word? said that he wanted to ask something from this female ghost, but before he could ask, he directly burned her soul.

It turned out that after a long time, the calf's nose was not burned by her real body, but by her fake body!

Since it's a fake body, I don't have to worry about anything anymore. I just watched quietly, looking at the female ghost who was on fire all over her body, screaming "ahhhh While screaming, she was still struggling on the ground.

Not to mention, the appearance of the female ghost at this time looks really pitiful.

I even seemed to smell a burnt smell, like the smell of burnt meat.

"Didn't you say it was her fake body that was burned? Why do I smell the smell of burnt meat? I looked at the calf's nose with a puzzled look and asked him.

"A false body gives birth to an illusion, and a real body gives birth to the truth."

Wei Xuan paused and said, "The burnt smell you smelled, and the pain she said she showed, are all illusions. Once people are blinded by emotions and turn their eyes, they can only see illusions. ”

"What is the truth?" I asked the calf's nose with some curiosity.

"The truth is that there is nothing."

Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "If you don't believe it, you can meditate on my Taoist mind and let your emotions calm down completely." Then you can see the truth. ”

The Taoist mind also works in this matter?

With some curiosity, I tried to meditate in my mind.

I only recited a few words silently, and in less than thirty seconds, the female ghost who was originally rolling in front of me suddenly disappeared.

What's going on? The female ghost actually disappeared?

"See the truth, right?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"There's really nothing!" I say.

"I told you everything, the truth is nothing, you didn't believe it before, but now you believe it, right?" The calf said to me with a smile.

"Now that her fake body is gone, what about her real body? Why hasn't it appeared yet? Ouyang Chuchu asked Wei Xu.

The little calf nose just said that the fake body is not destroyed, and the real body does not appear. Now that the fake body of the female ghost has been destroyed, according to the calf's nose, its true body is indeed the time when it should be revealed.

Not only did Ouyang Chuchu not see the true body of the female ghost, but after I looked left and right, and after looking around, I couldn't see the true body of the female ghost.

"The fake body is ruined, but her real body doesn't seem to have come out yet!"

I said this to the calf's nose.

"Even if the fake body is destroyed, the real body will not come out so easily."

Wei Xuan paused and said, "The fake body is destroyed, even if she doesn't see it, at least she can feel it." Let's just wait here! Wait, you can always wait for her to come out. ”

"Waiting for the rabbit?" I looked at the calf's nose speechlessly and said, "Isn't it a bit too inferior to use this trick?" ”

"If you think that my trick is inferior, you can think of a trick that is not inferior!"

Wei Xuan smiled at me and said, "When dealing with ghosts, what tricks to use, the consideration is not whether it looks good or not, whether it is domineering or not, but whether it is useful." ”

"Can you catch the rabbit?"

Although my luck is not so bad, it can't be said to be very good. I usually don't have much hope for this kind of luck. Because, if nothing else, I usually can't bump into it.

"Don't rush, wait slowly."

This calf's nose, he is calm and relaxed.

I suddenly felt a chill, as if the cold air in my body had suddenly fallen. All these cold airs have fallen to the place where I am in the sun. Could it be that my place is so appealing to them?

This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that after those cold airs fell, my place was immediately frozen and frozen into a small Xiaoice stick.

"I felt like I was frozen and hardened, like a popsicle."

Although this matter is a little embarrassing, but after all, Wei Xu is a Taoist priest, and he understands, so naturally I can only say such a thing to him in front of Ouyang Chuchu!

"Became a popsicle?" Wei Xuan frowned, then looked at Ouyang Chuchu and said, "You go and touch it." ”

"Why? I don't do it! ”

Ouyang Chuchu showed an incredible expression, and at the same time expressed her refusal.

"His thing turned into a Xiaoice stick, which was caused by the gathering of yin qi. You can only use a woman's hand to test it to see if you can use yin to lead yin, if not, he will be useless. Wei Xuan said with a serious face.

Scrapped?

I only roughly listened to the big thing that the calf nose said in front of it, but I heard the word "wasted" very clearly.

"What do you mean to be wasted?"

This is what I am most concerned about, and this is what I am most worried about. Therefore, he quickly looked anxious and asked about the calf's nose.

"If it's scrapped, it can't be used!"

Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "Is it possible that I still want to explain this to you?" ”

"Why can't I use it?" I asked.

"If it's better, it's just not going to work with women. If the situation is not good, I am afraid that even if you go to the toilet, you will not be able to go to the toilet normally. Maverick Nose said lightly.

"Don't scare me! It's a joke. "I really got down, and at this time I felt that my back was starting to break out in a cold sweat.