468 Pressing the village husband
What's the situation?
Looking at Marisa's sudden expression, Tang Cheng and the three of them couldn't help but have a trace of doubt, because Marisa's eyes were not the kind of eyes that looked at the enemy, with a hint of joy in shock, and there seemed to be excitement in the joy...... It's not easy to describe, but if a man with a sister comes home with his girlfriend and hears his parents say that his girlfriend is actually his long-lost sister, he will probably show such a look.
Tang Cheng's heart moved, and he hurriedly said excitedly: "Marisa, in fact, I am your long-lost sister Wuyu True Palace......"
"You're a liar!"
Marisa interrupted Yusei's words with a loud shout, and the birds in the nearby forest fled because of her voice, and the sudden arrival of summer and the chirping of cicadas, but looking at Marisa's expression as if Ryugu Reina was possessed, it was obviously summer, but Kamiyo and Rei felt a chill inexplicably.
"There aren't any male creatures in Gensokyo, but you can't fool me, you...... It's just a man! Marisa pointed at Tang Cheng and said excitedly, "The real sword eyebrows, the real spirit, the real handsome...... In a place like Gensokyo, where you can hardly find a decent man, I am so lucky to meet such a peerless handsome guy! Today, I am destined to be the luckiest person in Gensokyo! ”
"Although I know I'm handsome, I'll be embarrassed if you compliment me like that." Tang Cheng was praised by Marisa, "Actually, I just want to be a quiet beautiful man." ”
"I've decided!" Marisa strode forward, the female man's momentum was sharp, and her eyes stared at Tang Cheng with fierce eyes, "From today onwards, you will be my husband!" ”
"What?!"
As soon as Marisa's words came out, not only did Shen Dai and Ling's brains go blank, but even Tang Cheng's thinking couldn't keep up with such a god, but he had heard of Mrs. Zhai. But the husband of the village ...... Is there a precedent for this?
Moreover, Marisa, your sister is bisexual!
"I'm sorry, I appreciate your kindness, but I won't marry a woman weaker than me." Tang Cheng took Marisa's words as a confession as a matter of course, and then refused righteously, "So, if you want me to be your boss, try to defeat me first...... One-on-one heads-up! ”
"There's character, I like it!" Listening to Tang Cheng's words, Marisa was not angry. Her eyes became more eager, and she had already set up a battle posture as she spoke, "Use strength to determine ownership, this is also the most popular ritual in Gensokyo...... Come on, I'm on the front! ”
"I can't ask for it."
Tang Cheng smiled coldly and immediately stepped forward, "It seems that you seem to be very confident in your physical skills, just right, I am also good at this." Then use physical skills to fight it out! ”
At this time, Kamiyo and Ling had finally come to their senses, and watching the battle between Tang Cheng and Marisa break out, the two couldn't help but look at each other. On the one hand, they were a little glad that Tang Cheng was still a little disciplined after all, and he didn't throw it directly because of the other party's beauty plan, and it was really the same as the legend. It's a man who isn't swayed by the lower half of his body. On the other hand, they were a little worried, Marisa's physical skills had already been seen, and it would be difficult for the two of them to win. How many chances Tang Cheng has of winning alone is unknown.
However, as the saying goes, soldiers are not tired of cheating, if Tang Cheng really loses, they take the opportunity to kill, and with the strength of the three of them, they may not be able to take Marisa down.
When Yusei and Marisa took a fighting stance, Kamiyo and Rei had also entered a state of alert so that they could help at any time.
And then......
"Take it, Marisa!"
In the roar, Tang Cheng's toes were on the ground a little, as if the roc spread its wings and flew violently, Marisa's eyes lit up, and she seemed to appreciate Tang Cheng's skills, and instinctively wanted to make a move, but at this moment, Tang Cheng's body suddenly fell sharply.
Marisa reflexively stopped her feet that wanted to step out, and exclaimed in her heart: Good change, he's a master!
"Oops!"
Suddenly, a cry of pain came from the front, and I saw that Tang Cheng, who had fallen to the ground, seemed to have tripped over a stone, twisted his feet, and his body instantly lost his balance and fell to the side.
Marisa's eyes were so bright, how could she miss such an opportunity, she immediately jumped out, and before Tang Cheng fell, she had already grabbed Tang Cheng's waist, her hands tightly wrapped around Tang Cheng's body like iron cables, and then her body folded, and she immediately rushed into the distance.
"Haha! I've got a man! ”
In the midst of laughter, Marisa's figure was getting farther and farther away.
In place, Kamiyo and Ling didn't react for a long time...... Tang Cheng and Marisa had a fierce heads-up, Tang Cheng used a big peng to spread his wings, Tang Cheng suddenly tripped over the stone, and Tang Cheng was hit by Marisa...... Tang Cheng lost because he tripped over a stone, this kind of thing ...... Are you fucking teasing me?!
The two of them thought of the cause and effect, and only felt that a liver fire was rising up.
This thing is obvious, although on the surface Tang Cheng wants to duel with Marisa, but in fact, Tang Cheng must have been preparing to lose a long time ago, in order to do Marisa's husband, otherwise with his ability, even if he can't beat Marisa, it is impossible to lose so ugly...... Aren't they natural, and they will trip over stones, are they really blind?
"This oblivion bastard!" Kamiyo gritted her teeth for a while, and immediately chased in the direction of Marisa, she took so much effort to find Tang Cheng, but she didn't let this guy be the husband of the village.
"Alas, why are they all so unreliable?" Ling shook her head, helpless because of Tang Cheng's forgetfulness, but also helpless about the impulsiveness and irritability of the gods, and I don't know who prescribed it, all five-star challengers, although their talents are rare in the world, but in terms of personality, almost every one of them has problems that cannot be ignored. Tang Cheng has it, the god generation has it, and of course there are black lilies, even including the blue-shirted, red-clothed, white-faced Zhenjun...... Probably only the moon god can be regarded as truly perfect.
But does the death of the moon god also mean that the perfect existence is the least long-lasting?
Ling didn't know about this, but she was helpless, and she could only follow in the footsteps of the gods.
Of course, the two of them are still some distance away from Marisa in terms of physical skills, and the speed is not as good, not to mention that it is a little late when they are chasing, and it is obviously impossible to catch up, when they come to the foot of Hakurei Shrine Mountain. They've lost Marisa.
"It seems that their headquarters is at the Hakurei Shrine, and at this pace, the Hakurei shrine maiden should be the big boss." Ling stood at the foot of the mountain, looked at the long stairs in front of her, and said calmly.
"It doesn't matter who the big boss is, I won't let that bastard be a stable husband." Shendai was obviously still angry, and he said angrily, raising his feet and about to rush forward.
"Wait." Ling stretched out her hand to stop her, then reached out and pointed to the colorful mushrooms that could be seen everywhere on the steps, "Although on the issue of how to treat Tang Cheng." I agree with you, but until then, do you think ordinary mushrooms will grow on stone steps? ”
"This ...... Indeed, there are quirks. Hearing her say this, Kamiyo calmed down somewhat, frowned, and said, "Mushrooms and Marisa can be equated, you can't be unguarded, let me try it first." ”
The voice fell. Kamiyo picked up his longbow and pulled it gently, and the air arrow came out of the string, followed by ...... A mushroom located in the middle of the stone steps burst instantly, making a loud bang.
"Mushroom bombs. Now it's a problem. ”
"More than that, you see."
Soon, the two found that in the hidden places on the left and right sides of the stone steps, more than a dozen dolls about 30 centimeters in size were drilled. And each puppet has a machine-gun-like thing in his hand...... Although in terms of size, these guns are similar to toy guns, but the two obviously don't think so.
"Alice's puppet?" Kamiyo frowned again. "The cottage is a Hakurei shrine, the mushrooms are bombs, and the guards are dolls...... It seems that the identity of this group of bandits can be determined, although it is not difficult to solve these things, but if you fight them, it will definitely alarm Marisa and them, so let's retreat first. ”
Ling suddenly glanced at her in surprise.
Shendai understood what she meant, and said with a smile as he turned to leave: "Although I am indeed a little impulsive, I will not be stupid to kick the iron plate, since I can't attack it head-on, then I can only think of another way." ”
"Do you have an idea?" Ling asked.
"Well, probably." Kamiyo nodded, "Ah Qiu has already said that everyone in Gensokyo is playing a war game, in other words, there should be many people who are hostile to each other, so as weak people and even novices, we can only choose one force to take refuge, and then instigate this force to attack another force, and then if there is a chance, we will take advantage of their defeat to eliminate them in one fell swoop." ”
"I can't see it, you're pretty sinister."
"It's called tactics!" "Although I don't know much about this, I have also asked Xiaoyi for advice on how to arrange troops and the like, like what kind of discord plan and attacking the heart are still a little known." ”
"If it is said that the heart is the best, it is not too bad for Tang Cheng to be taken captive by Marisa."
"What do you mean?"
"Didn't Marisa just say that there are no men in Gensokyo." Ling smiled, "If the women in Gensokyo are as hungry and thirsty as Marisa now, then Tang Cheng is even a strange thing, and if we spread the news, it will inevitably cause others to fight, and even ...... Marisa, a few bosses in this cottage, is likely to have a civil war. ”
"Robbing men?" Kamiyo's eyes widened.
"Hmm." Ling nodded, "Of course, this is only a theoretical possibility. ”
"This ......" Kamidai wanted to speak and stopped, although in her opinion, Gensokyo, known as Lily Township, would have a civil war because of a man is not very scientific, but Marisa's attitude before was obviously abnormal, and what Ling said may not be impossible, "Could it be that Tang Chengcheng was taken the initiative to be taken captive because of this?" Did I misunderstand him? ”
"......No," Ling hesitated a little, "his words...... Maybe I really just want to be the husband of the village......"
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A few days ago, I went home for the New Year, there was no Internet at home, and I didn't have to update, and today I finally finished the New Year, and I would like to send you a belated New Year's greetings: I wish all readers of this book a happy New Year, and the single dogs will get rid of singleness as soon as possible.
And then about the update, the normal update starts next Monday, and this week should be considered as an annual leave for me. (To be continued......)