Chapter 312: The Constipated Golden Toad Mushroom

"Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack ~, I'm so hungry ~"

"Quack ~ quack ~ quack ~, the frog is so hungry, quack ~, my stomach is going to be hungry, quack ~, all the food nearby has been eaten, quack ~, is the cute frog going to starve to death here, quack ~ quack ~ quack ~"

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Beside a clear mountain stream, a smooth and mellow boulder with a diameter of more than two meters and hit by the flowing water day and night quietly stands a very fat, golden fresh and tender big mushroom that is more than one meter high, and the umbrella surface of the golden mushroom is also scattered with some large and small bright red meat lumps, which looks very bright and dazzling.

Suddenly, the fat golden mushroom moved, opened two thin eyelids, revealing a pair of bright red eyes, the bright red eyeballs rolled slightly, and the limbs slightly grasped the boulder under the claws, and the force actually left a few deep paw prints on the originally smooth and round boulder.

"Uh-huh~hmm~hmm......"

"Uh-huh~hmm~hmm......"

………………

This big golden toad, which looks like an enlarged version of a beautiful golden mushroom, seems to be doing something with all its strength, so that even its wide mouth is bulging out with two round chains, and now it looks like it is really a big golden toad.

"Uh-huh~hmm~hmm......"

"Quack~,Whew,Quack~,Finally pulled out......"

With a crackling, popping bean-like sound, this mutant golden toad mushroom actually humanized with a ** expression of enjoyment, eyebrows were bent, mouth was smiling, stomach was no longer bulging, and frogs were not uncomfortable.

"Quack~, it's so comfortable, quack~, this bubble has been holding frogs for three days......"

Captain Yuan Zhengtian took Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli to hide in a hidden corner carefully, and obscenely watched a handful of constipated mutated golden toad mushrooms go to the toilet.

The poop of the mutant golden toad mushroom does not smell like human poop, although it doesn't smell good, but at least it doesn't stink.

The mutant golden toad mushroom, who thinks he has a beautiful singing voice, often seizes the opportunity to sing from time to time, and his favorite thing to do is to sing loudly while.

This time, the mutant golden toad mushroom, who had not had a bowel movement for three days, finally pulled out the poop that had been holding his stomach for more than ten minutes.

"Stupid host, hurry, hurry, there is something good, the poop pulled out by the mutated golden toad mushroom is actually an extremely pure energy point, and the cosmic standard purity energy point refined by my standard program is almost the same, you must not miss it, it is a lot of energy points, this is really a violent thing, you go and eat all the poop of this mutated golden toad mushroom."

The panda cub in Si Qingli's consciousness Xiaotuanzi saw the mutated golden toad mushroom crackling out like popping beans, one after another golden poop, his eyes immediately exuded the light of a wealth fan, and he simply stood up, and almost the whole bear was so excited that he was about to rush out of Si Qingli's consciousness, and he struggled to command his stupid host, and he didn't hurry up to eat.

hat?

What did you say, little dumpling?

Let me eat the of that mutant golden toad mushroom?

Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli, who felt that he had heard the biggest joke in the whole world, couldn't believe his ears, his mouth couldn't close in fright, and with a face that was more ugly than the old constipation that he had been holding for many years, he opened his mouth, trembled his hands, and pointed to the mutant golden toad mushroom with a comfortable expression after the constipation was smooth.

"Quack~~, quack~~, who is it? Quack~, who's there? Quack~, is there any delicious food that you send to your door? ”

The mutant golden toad mushroom, who was already about to faint from hunger, heard that Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli couldn't control the movement he made for a while, and immediately turned his head, and his big bright red eyes kept spinning greedily.

Hey, there's no way around it......

Now that it has been discovered, the captain Yuan Zhengtian can only take the initiative to stand up, and gently put one hand on the holster on his waist, but he did not pull out the gun at the first time, aiming at this mutant golden toad mushroom that is obviously not easy to deal with.

After all, the identity of the other party is still unknown, and it is not appropriate to take the initiative to attack for the time being, and most of them will set up a powerful enemy in this dangerous primeval forest.

"Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack, human?

It's not tasty......

Frogs don't like to eat humans, you humans are junk food that grows up eating preservatives, additives, GMOs, gutter oil, out-of-season, coloring, caffeine, carcinogens.

If frogs eat all of you junk food, they will be poisoned, carcinogenic, and lose their lifespan, then it is not a trivial matter of constipation.

Go away, go away, you humans are all junk food, frogs don't eat, don't eat ......"

I didn't expect that as soon as I stood up, before I had time to say anything, I was disgusted by the other party as junk food that could not be eaten, and the captain Yuan Zhengtian didn't know what to say for a while.

Yuan Zhengtian, the captain who couldn't say a word, saw that this mutant golden toad mushroom really showed a very disgusted expression to himself, and turned his face to the side, not even giving him a look, I don't know whether to be happy or angry.

Try to control the sound of his movements, and the captain Yuan Zhengtian, who doesn't want to make more trouble at this time, pulled the little Zhengtai Si Qingli in his hand, and slowly, slowly, step by step stepped back.

However, Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli was like a nail under his feet, and he actually stood in the original place like this, completely immovable.

Why is this kid so ignorant?

This mutant golden toad mushroom is not easy to mess with at first glance, and all the animals in this vicinity are filled with this bottomless pit by it, and finally he is not interested in humans now, do you still want to send it yourself to add food to the mutant golden toad mushroom?

In desperation, the captain Yuan Zhengtian simply picked up Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli and sandwiched it under his armpit, ready to run away with him.

"Quack~, stop, quack~, don't go, quack~, does the frog agree with you to go?"

At this time, the mutated golden toad mushroom, which had not stopped the captain Yuan Zhengtian from retreating alone, suddenly stopped Yuan Zhengtian's movements.

Yuan Zhengtian's movements froze, and he didn't know what this strange mutated golden toad mushroom meant?

"Quack~, junk food, you can go, quack~, leave this small one to the frog, quack~ This small meat is tender, quack~ should not have eaten so much poison into the body, quack~, it looks like it tastes good, quack~, leave the small one, quack~, junk food hurry up."

As if thinking of how tender and delicious Xiao Zhengtai is about to enter his mouth, the meat is delicate, the bones are crunchy, and the taste must be great, the mutated golden toad mushroom snorted, swallowed a mouthful of saliva vigorously, and stared at Xiao Zhengtai Si Qingli with a pair of bright red eyes.

As an upright soldier, Captain Yuan Zhengtian will definitely not give up his companion easily, especially if the companion is still a young child, it is even more impossible.

The captain Yuan Zhengtian, who had made up his mind, resolutely pulled out the pistol on his waist and aimed at the bright red eyes of the mutant golden toad mushroom. Read the latest chapters, stay tuned