The male ghost was stunned, I thought he was frightened, who knew that he hugged me and turned around and pressed me on the coffin behind, as soon as the wind passed, my coat was lifted up, I was wearing deep V suspender pajamas, and now it is directly leaking out of spring.

I suddenly coaxed: "What are you doing, isn't it...... The...... Brother ghost, everyone is a gentleman and doesn't do anything, right? ”

"I don't do anything, but I do you."

I'm about to cry when I say this, when did I provoke such a great god, grandma's yellow charm is useless at all, what about the little paper figure that you usually cut, it's time for you to behave: "Hurry up and let me go, otherwise I will beat you and your soul will be scattered." ”

"It's really tough, and I'm not afraid that I won't find a good family in the future, and I don't want to marry you, I can't eat it just by looking at it, what's the point? But who made you a Taiyin personality? The flesh satisfies my needs. ”

I was so angry that I almost didn't catch my breath, and I hurriedly took a deep breath, this male ghost is not only a pervert but also a poisonous tongue.

"I have been locked in your ancestral temple for thousands of years, when your grandmother married you and me without authorization in order to save your life, and then after you left, I found that our names could not be written on the yin wedding sticker."

"If there is no yin marriage sticker, it is an illegal yin marriage, do you know that it is illegal?" I hurriedly interrupted him, if a color-tying craftsman was violated by a ghost on his coffin, this would ...... How do I live when I say this? I'm not in this line of work anymore.

At this moment, the male ghost shook his hand wantonly, and the white robe fell to the ground revealing his strong upper body, and the white bone hands turned into normal human hands at some point, and he suddenly laughed.

His smile was like a spring breeze, and I bet it was the most seductive, sexy, reverie I had ever seen, and I was so immersed in his smile.

"Three years ago, I pitied you for being too young and underdeveloped, but now that you have reached the age of eighteen, you should perform the ritual of the cave house."

Seeing a handsome face in front of me, I wanted to pick up the paper and send him directly to reincarnation, of course, if I could move.

The male ghost seemed to have insight into my inner thoughts: "Don't think about it, just because you are not my opponent with your little bit of Taoism, you have also accepted this bride price, and you are an adult this year, I will no longer need you to tie that paper." ”

If it weren't for the fact that I went to college in the countryside and became a high-quality modern woman, I really wanted to scold my mother at this time.

I looked at him with watery eyes, my eyes full of despair, trying to arouse the little sympathy of the male ghost with my pear blossom and rainy appearance.

Who knows, the male ghost didn't play according to the routine, he licked my lips with a wicked smile, and looked at me without saying a word, with naked excitement in his eyes.

"What the hell do you want!" I couldn't bear it anymore and said through gritted teeth.

Seeing that I was a little angry, the male ghost got up from me, took the puppet with the paper and stood aside and teased, and I could even hear the puppet laugh happily: "You are really boring, you might as well be my puppet." ”

As far as I know, once the yin marriage is formed, the two must have a cave room, although I don't know why this male ghost let it go, but after being teased by him just now, my heart is full of anger: "I don't know about that matter, you hurry up and get out of me." ”

I interrupted him angrily, and the white candles in my hand were accidentally crushed by me.

The male ghost plucked his ears very elegantly, and said confidently: "Do you think yin marriage is legal? ”

"......" I was choked on and there was no more of a word.

Wait, since it's an illegal yin marriage, that means I don't need to......

At this time, the male ghost blew a cold wind in my ear and said: "Put away the little Jiujiu in your heart, although our yin marriage did not pay homage to heaven and earth, it is considered an illegal yin marriage, but the two of us share the source of life, even if you run to the ends of the earth, I can catch you." ”

He is right, there are two kinds of yin wedding stickers, one is to tell the heaven and the earth, and the one who is not to be recognized by the heaven and the earth, the two must share their lives, and the way of the heaven and the earth is very simple, that is, the cave house, and we belong to the latter.

The old treacherous man smiled and said cunningly: "Actually, if you want to dissolve the yin marriage and enjoy the source of life alone, it is very simple, collect enough merit points, and we will go to the underworld to find the Hades King to use merit points to dissolve the yin marriage." ”

I leaned on the coffin decadently, thinking to myself why my grandmother hadn't come back: "You said it easy, do you have a merit book?" Merit is so easy to gather? ”

Who knows, the other party looked at me with a mentally retarded look: "Don't you know that the merit book is incarnated by tens of millions, and everyone in the human world has a merit book, which is used to record merit in the world, and after death, it will be brought to the underworld for trial?" You're not dead yet, just drop a drop of blood on it. ”

I looked at the quaint yellow book on the coffin, and resigned myself to biting my finger and dripping a drop of blood.

The male ghost grinned, rushed to my side and picked up the merit book, put it in his arms and said with a smile, "Done." ”

So far, no matter how much I struggle, it's useless, looking at the smiling male ghost on the other side, I asked angrily: "My name is Shen Qiao, what's your name." ”

"My name is Qin Yu."

At this time, a lovely head appeared in the golden silk on the horizon, heralding that a new day was coming, he looked up at the void, turned around elegantly with the puppet, and turned back to me with an evil smile: "Madam, it seems that you have developed well in the past three years." ”

"Get out of ......," I yelled at his back.

An ethereal and sexy voice came from the air, "We'll see each other often in the future, ma'am, the word roll is inappropriate, but if it's used somewhere else, I'll behave well." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, what the hell's brain was made of, it was all yellow waste.

After taking Qin Yu away, my heart was like a mess, I turned around and entered the inner room and fell on the bed, those little paper people who had just hid ran out to pinch my feet for me at this time, but I didn't feel sleepy, and I kept my eyes open and looked at the ceiling until it was completely dawn.

At dawn, I sat up like a corpse and patted my cheek with my hand, life has to go on, what do you want to do so much? Anyway, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth.

Grandma didn't return overnight, I was a little worried, and walked towards Aunt Zhou at the entrance of the village with my schoolbag on my back.

When he arrived at Aunt Zhou's house, his family had already set up a mourning hall, and after asking, he learned that Aunt Zhou had been dead for many days.

I suddenly felt difficult to breathe, my ears were full of buzzing sounds, and I suppressed a huge sadness in my heart, except for my grandmother Aunt Zhou is one of the closest people in the village, when I left the village, Aunt Zhou also gave a basket of eggs with a smile, but now there is no life