Chapter 463: Dead and Alive
When people are hungry, everything is really delicious.
Even if it's just a poke of instant noodles, when you eat it, it's even more fragrant than the delicacies of the mountains and the sea.
Of course, when I eat instant noodles, someone wants to exchange the delicacies of the mountains and seas with me, and I am still very happy to exchange them with him.
For those who are hungry, although instant noodles or something, the taste is very good, but compared with the delicacies of the mountains and seas, it is still worse. No, it shouldn't be worse, it's a lot worse.
So if someone really changes the delicacies of the mountains and seas with me, if I don't change them, then I'm a fool.
Since you are a human being, you have to be a smart person, stupid or something, that can't be done.
After eating instant noodles, I also bought a bottle of Coke. While drinking leisurely and happily, he walked towards the classroom.
As soon as the front foot stepped into the door of the classroom, the bell rang for the evening self-study with the back foot.
I hurried back to my seat, took out the language book with some dust on the cover from the drawer, and flipped through it.
Chinese teacher Ouyang Chuchu is my favorite teacher, but I didn't expect that the covers of the textbooks taught by my favorite teacher were covered with dust.
Come to think of it, I really don't feel like a good student.
It's been more than ten minutes of self-study in the evening, why hasn't Ouyang Chuchu come yet? You know, the head teacher or something, should come to the evening self-study.
The most important thing is, isn't the reason why I came to the evening self-study because of that girl? If Ouyang Chuchu doesn't come, what's the point of me studying on my own tonight?
There's no point, I might as well go back to the rental house and accompany the guard to watch Ultraman!
Ouyang Chuchu didn't come, now that the class bell has ringed, I can't go out with a big grin! The impact of that is a little too bad.
I'd better go to sleep! Sleeping on your own desk, without affecting others, and still being able to spend this boring evening self-study time, is the best of both worlds.
Sleep when you say it!
Now that I have made up my mind and decided to go to bed, I naturally lie down on my desk and fall asleep there!
Not to mention, I don't necessarily sleep in my bed at home. However, once I lay on the desk, it only took two or three minutes at most, and I could sleep soundly.
I don't know what kind of magic the desk in the fifth middle school has, how can it be so easy to lure out my sleepy bug or something?
When I was sleeping soundly and my saliva was already running everywhere, there was a sudden sharp pain in my ears.
Who's pulling my ears? It's so hard!
"Ahh
It doesn't matter who pulled it! Since my ears hurt, I shouted at the top of my voice.
After all, as soon as you shout out, it doesn't hurt so much.
"What's it called?" Ouyang Chuchu glanced at me and said fiercely: "Get out of my office!" ”
Tell me to go to her office, what is this girl going to do? Judging from her fierce eyes and fierce expression, it seems that this girl wants to clean me up!
In other words, whether it's sleeping in class or sleeping in self-study at night, I've done a lot of such things before!
In the past, when I was doing it, Ouyang Chuchu only said two words to me at most, even if he wanted to pluck my ears, he wouldn't pluck me so hard.
Today she doesn't know what is crazy about it, every time she pulls my ear, it is so hard, so ruthless. It looked like he was trying to pull my ears off.
Ouyang Chuchu, who was wearing a professional skirt, walked with steps, twisted his buttocks, and went to the outside of the classroom.
She told me to get out of her office, even though I knew I was going to get fined or something. However, the head teacher has orders, which must be followed.
So, after taking a deep breath, I followed out and into the office with heavy steps.
I have been to Ouyang Chuchu's office many times, but only this time, I felt that I was not going to the office, but to the execution ground.
Today's Ouyang Chuchu seems to be a little different from the past.
In the past, even if she was fierce, but in that fierceness, there was some tenderness. Today's Ouyang Chuchu, in addition to being fierce, is evil, and as for gentleness, there is nothing at all.
Fortunately, in addition to the menacing Ouyang Chuchu in the office, I also saw another woman, that is, Teacher Chen.
Although Teacher Chen's mouth is very annoying, but with her present, Ouyang Chuchu will pay attention to the influence even if he wants to teach me a lesson. At least when it comes to attacking me, she won't be so ruthless, and she has to take it easy.
"Teacher Chen, I want to educate students, can you avoid it?"
Ouyang Chuchu picked up the teaching stick, pointed to me who had just walked into the office and was still in a daze, and said.
Avoid? Ouyang Chuchu actually directly asked Teacher Chen to avoid it.
When I went into her office before, I also encountered the presence of Teacher Chen. However, directly asking Mr. Chen to avoid this matter has never happened.
Teacher Chen glanced at me, showing a look of hatred for iron and steel, and said: "If you come to class once after looking at the year and the month, you can make your homeroom teacher angry like this, if you come every day, won't you be angry with your homeroom teacher to death?" ”
This Teacher Chen, no one treats her as a dumb person if she doesn't speak. Ouyang Chuchu told her to go out, she just went out, fanning the flames here, is she interesting?
Does she think that when Ouyang Chuchu is cleaning up after me, the more ruthless she cleans up, the happier she will be?
The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, and even more so a female teacher.
Teacher Chen left, and when she went out, she closed the door with her hand.
"You're just going too far." Ouyang Chuchu glared at me coldly and said.
"Why don't you just go to class and get some sleep? Anyway, I have nothing to do, what's too much. I said a little speechlessly.
"I told you not to sleep, you promised me, but you went back on your word, and your words don't count!"
Ouyang Chuchu raised the teaching stick and said, "Take out your hand." ”
She took the stick and told me to take my hand out, isn't this just a clear attempt to beat me?
I knew that if I stretched out my hand, I would be pumped by that, and I still reached out, which was stupid.
Although I love this girl very much, it doesn't mean that I love her, as soon as she speaks, my IQ will plummet and go straight to zero.
Love is love, and being beaten is being beaten.
I can love to death, but I don't want to be beaten to death.
Love is dead and alive, it is a double enjoyment of the mind and body. Being beaten to death is not a little enjoyment, but a kind of torture, an unbearable torture.
"Tell you to put your hand out."
Seeing that the order had been given for a long time, and my hand had not been stretched out, Ouyang Chuchu's girl urged me again.
"You're going to hit me?" I asked.
"Yes!" Ouyang Chuchu nodded very seriously and said, "Sister, I just want to beat you, is there a problem?" ”
"But I don't want to be beaten."
When I say this, I mean the same. Not only my tone is very serious, but even my little eyes are also very serious and serious.
"If you don't listen to the teacher and break your word to the teacher, you will be beaten!"
The girl glared at me with fierce eyes and said, "Hurry up, stretch out your hand!" Now stretch out and only hit three times, and if you drag it for ten more seconds, you will hit it more, and you will be harder than the other. ”
Judging from Ouyang Chuchu's tone and look when she said this, she shouldn't be joking with me, she is serious.
Hit it three times, grit your teeth and it will pass. If it drags on for too long, she really adds it to me every ten seconds, and that's not a fun thing.
Since beatings are inevitable, I don't hide anymore.
Even if he was killed here tonight, he was killed by the woman he loved.
I admit it!
With that in mind, I stretched out my hand.
"Whoosh......"
"Smack!"
Is this really fighting? And the shot was so heavy, it made the teaching stick a cold wind.
When the stick landed on my hand, there was a loud "pop", and then my hand became numb.
After the numbness passed, I felt a pain, a piercing pain, so painful that I gasped, and even if I wanted to scream, I couldn't scream at all.
"Don't you like to bark so much? Why didn't you call it this time? Ouyang Chuchu's eyes showed some suspicion.
"I called when you plucked my ears before. But I found that after I screamed, instead of going away, your anger seemed to get worse. ”
I put on a very infatuated and infatuated look, looked at Ouyang Chuchu with affection, and said, "I am willing to stretch out my hand and be beaten by you, just to let you lose your anger." As long as the qi in your stomach can be dissipated, even if it hurts, I can endure it. ”
"Don't think that if you fool around with these two sentences, I will be able to spare you, teacher."
Ouyang Chuchu glanced at me with an iron face, and said, "Stretch out your hand, there are two more strokes." ”
"Smack! Syllable! ”
These two strikes were very fast, although they were the same sounds, but I must admit that even if they were combined, the strength of these two blows was not as good as one-tenth of the first one. Moreover, the third hit is even lighter than the second.
As a stinky fortune teller, a woman's mind can naturally be easily seen.
Although Ouyang Chuchu didn't admit it, I knew very well in my heart that the qi in her stomach, if not all of it was gone, at least half of it was gone.
"It's all over, why don't you retract your hand?"
Seeing that my hand was still extended, Ouyang Chuchu asked me with some curiosity.
"I'm afraid you haven't played enough, and you haven't had enough addiction, so I want you to play twice."
I smiled hesitantly and said, "As long as you can dissipate your anger, as long as you can break into laughter, don't say twice, even if it is twenty, I am willing to let you fight." ”
"Still laughing? I'm not going to cry! ”
Ouyang Chuchu glared at me angrily and said, "Even if it's crying, it will make you cry, and it is impossible for me to cry." ”
Still impossible to cry? This woman is really hard-mouthed.