Chapter 1 Garbage guy, thank you for dichlorvos, it's delicious
When was the worst time in life?
Li Yunfan wanted to say that the worst time was when he couldn't afford to buy a bottle of dichlorvos.
But fortunately, when he was kicked out of the store by the boss, he happened to pick up five yuan by the sewer outside the store, and now it was okay, not only did he have dichlorvos to drink, but he could also eat two buns before he died.
This day is very good, exquisite!
Holding dichlorvos, Li Yunfan ignored the eyes of passers-by, walked for a while and sat down on the side of the road, just wondering whether to drink.
Because his life was a tragedy.
A high school student who is bullied like a dog every day, look at his appearance: his hair is messy like a bird's nest, there are several blood marks on his face, there are clear footprints made of dirt, and his school uniform is also ripped all over the mouth and dirty.
It doesn't matter if he is bullied, the key is that he can't bear it anymore, he can't beat it, he has become a laughing stock at school, those people tortured him so much that he couldn't even go to class, but his mother, who was single and brought him up, had Jackie Chan's expectations for him, and he couldn't leave.
He didn't know what to do, and he was desperate for life.
At this moment, a song was sung from the stereo placed at the door of the opposite store.
", I'm a piece of, life is cheaper than ants, you sit in Mercedes-Benz and I pick my nose, I know that it's hard to change until I die......"
Listening to these lyrics, Li Yunfan is sad from it, and he is a piece of? Is it hard to change until you die?
Others should sit in Mercedes-Benz, bubble beauties, lawlessness, and domineering?
Simply, drink it, maybe die, it won't be so painful.
Li Yunfan laughed stupidly, twisted the cap of the bottle, and was about to pour it into his mouth.
At this moment, a hand suddenly stretched out, and snatched the bottle from his hand.
You!
Li Yunfan was furious, he couldn't even keep a bottle of pesticides, and he was not even qualified to die? !
He looked up to see who was so hateful, but the next moment, he was completely stunned.
I saw a tall man standing in front of him, wearing a black suit, black pants and black shoes, with many wounds all over his body, and some even saw white bones, which was extremely terrifying.
Even, he saw that one of the man's arms was almost broken, and only a trace of skin was left hanging from the top and bottom, and the blood kept flowing, and in a moment a puddle formed under his feet.
This, what kind of person is this, his arm, there is only that trace of skin left, and it has not been broken?
Li Yunfan was stunned, but this was not what surprised him the most.
Knock knock knock.
The man was gulping down the vial of dichlorvos in his other hand.
It's even more invigorating than a drink.
Soon, the man completely drank a bottle of dichlorvos, threw the bottle away, looked down at Li Yunfan, and grinned.
"Hey, garbage guy, thank you for your drink."
Drink, drink?
Are you sure you have a good sense of taste or vision?
"You! I'm not a garbage guy, besides, please see a doctor quickly, you drink pesticides. ”
Li Yunfan was still very angry at first, but his voice became lower and lower as he spoke, and he was to the point of seeking death, what is the difference between him and the garbage guy.
"Oh, I know it's dichlorvos, I don't have any other hobbies, I just like to drink this, not to mention sourness, and a hint of sweetness."
The man in the suit not only didn't leave, but also sat next to him, smacked a few times, and seemed to be still unsatisfied.
You!
And a hint of sweetness?
Li Yunfan was so thundered that he really had nothing to say at the moment, and when he turned his head to look at the man, he found that his face was even more terrifying, half of his face was bloody, and half of his eyelids were torn off.
What kind of person is this, not to mention being so badly injured, and talking about dichlorvos so freshly and refined?
"You, you really don't have to joke, what you drank just now was dichlorvos, that's poison, you're going to die, go to the hospital."
Li Yunfan reminded again.
As he spoke, he looked at the arm he was about to break, how did he do it, there was a trace of skin attached, and it hadn't been broken for half a day?
The man in the suit stared at him directly when he heard this, and said in a very serious tone: "I'm not kidding, dichlorvos is poisonous, that's for others, it's a drink for me, and besides, garbage guy, do you know that you're lucky." ”
"Can you stop calling me a garbage guy, besides, you can talk so much nonsense, I suspect you have a mental problem."
Li Yunfan has decided to give up his life, but he can't allow others to keep calling him that, garbage guy, do you just deserve to be garbage?
"Look at the back yourself, and say you're not a garbage guy."
The man in the suit said contemptuously, looking up at the sky, looking like a self-righteous master.
Li Yunfan was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, but saw that there were just a few garbage cans behind him, and he sat like this, as if he was a garbage spokesperson.
As a result, he was speechless, and his heart was even more desperate.
"I'll tell you, there's not much time, I'll be direct."
The man in the suit suddenly retracted his gaze and stared at Li Yunfan, looking unfathomable, but his dignity was really terrifying.
"Actually, my identity is one of the black and white impermanence under the throne of the underworld Yama, you can call me Lord Black Impermanence, or you can call me Lord Fan Wusheng."
As he spoke, he found that Li Yunfan looked demented, and thought to himself, mortals are mortals, and as soon as he revealed his identity as a mad showman, no matter who he was, he had to kneel in fright, respectfully kowtow to himself a few times, and then begged himself to give him some immortal magic or chance.
Don't look at this young man like a fool, won't he cry and beg himself later?
At this moment, Li Yunfan opened his mouth and said in a daze: "Which mental hospital are you from?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the man in the suit was completely shocked, and asked without thinking about it, "How do you know?!" ”
This is the identity he used to hide in the world, how did this kid guess it, cow.
Li Yunfan looked at the man in the suit speechlessly, this eighty percent was a fool, and he didn't want to pay attention to him at the moment, so he was about to take out his mobile phone and call 120, telling the doctor that there was a psychopath who drank dichlorvos here.
"Now that you know everything, then I'll continue to talk, this time I'm looking for a inheritor, I think you're very good, the next words are very important, you listen!"
Forehead?
Li Yunfan is entering the unlock code here, where the man in the suit is still chattering, is it still very important? He couldn't help but look at the man in the suit.
"Do you believe what I just said?"
The man in the suit looked solemn, his body was straight, and he said this slowly.
As if to say something important.
"I don't believe it."
Li Yunfan also said solemnly, this person is already terminally ill, and dichlorvos seems to be about to attack, so he has to call quickly.
"Ah, you, why don't you believe it?"
The man in the suit was disappointed when he heard this, this, this is his last chance, if he is rejected again, he will be wiped out, and the inheritance will be broken, but something big will happen!
"Or, you, you just say you believe? Really, it's not that complicated, just two words. ”
The man in the suit couldn't help but plead, while sighing in his heart, when did he actually fall to such a point, thinking that he was in the underworld, that is also a high-ranking existence, how many ghosts are stammering, now if it weren't for the injury of the fugitive, the passage of the underworld was unexpectedly closed, he couldn't go back to heal, and he would soon be unable to support it, how could he beg so much?!
The inheritance of black impermanence must be believed by the inheritor before it can be carried out!
Li Yunfan wondered here, this guy's mental illness is quite distinctive, you are crazy, you have to beg others to believe it, forget it, accompany you to have fun, so he said: "How many people have you asked." ”
This was asked casually, he felt that this mental illness and this injury were beaten, and sure enough, the man in the suit shook his head and lamented: "I asked more than ten questions along the way, but I didn't believe it, I didn't believe it." ”
"Then why do you think I'll believe it?"
I!
The man in the suit is very entangled, it is indeed a problem, if it weren't for the fact that he was too seriously injured and couldn't use any mana, there was no way to prove it, why bother with this!
The point is that he has no time, no time!
"Uh, I, I beg you, please can't you?"
The man in the suit almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out these words, it was so uncomfortable, it was so aggrieved, if it wasn't really no way, he really wanted to slap this kid into a meatloaf.
The problem is, he can't do it at all right now!
Li Yunfan dug his nostrils fiercely.
"Nope."
The man in the suit is really going crazy.
"Brother!"
The man in the suit almost cried out the word, he really collapsed, if he couldn't find a inheritor before he disappeared, he would have no chance to reincarnate, and he would be wiped out directly! This is related to his own survival, and he has to pull it if he can't pull this face!
So, our great Black Impermanence, who is usually a high-ranking existence in the underworld, actually knelt directly in front of Li Yunfan, crying and said: "My brother, you are my own brother, you can believe it for a while, okay, just say two words, two words, I beg you, I really beg you!" ”
This, what is this for, actually kneeling, just to make yourself believe his crazy words?
"You, get up!"
At this critical moment of life and death, Hei Wuchang really couldn't care about anything, he begged Li Yunfan with a sad face, and said almost like a fool: "If you don't believe it, I won't get up!" ”
Please, brother! I just need a chance to reincarnate! Isn't it okay for Black Impermanence to let you sit on such a windy divine seat? What else do you want!
Li Yunfan has relented at this time, he thinks it's no big deal to agree, everyone is kneeling and begging you, a madman's crazy words, do you believe that you will die?
"Well, I believe it."
"Believe!"
These two words were like heavenly sounds, and they finally rang out when the darkness was almost desperate.
Hei Wuchang smiled, smiled easily, and was very relieved.
At this time, the source of black impermanence, the origin yin heart that was close to collapse, disappeared in an instant, and in Li Yunfan's body, there was one more seed, which was hidden deep in Li Yunfan's heart, and one day in the future, it would completely mature and replace Li Yunfan's original heart, and at that time, Li Yunfan would officially achieve the black impermanence god position.
Hei Wuchang didn't say anything, he decided to help the young man again, so he burned his soul and shot a gray light into Li Yunfan's mind, of course, mortals can't see it.
Then, the black impermanent spirit floated away from the body, and he saw that the Heavenly Dao opened a portal for him in the air and sucked him in.
In Li Yunfan's eyes, after seeing the man in the suit smile, he fell crooked on the side of the road and fell in a pool of his own blood.
"You, what's wrong with you?"
Li Yunfan asked tremblingly, he suddenly had a bad premonition, this madman, shouldn't he be dead.
He must have had an attack after drinking dichlorvos just now, and he was the one who died, but this madman died for him.
Li Yunfan's heart fluttered suddenly, he was about to call 120, but some inexplicable and wonderful information suddenly appeared in his brain, and it felt like someone was stuffed into it.
These sudden messages were naturally the gray rays that black impermanence hit his mind.
It contains a lot of things, such as the special spell of black impermanence, the mystery of the origin of the yin heart, and the perception of cultivation.
These contents, which he had never touched and seen, made Li Yunfan stunned and confused.
It took him a long time to react.
Is he really black and impermanent?
Li Yunfan can also be regarded as a man who has read a lot of online novels, needless to say the ability to accept, he has fantasized about it many times, but fantasy does not represent reality, so he insisted that this person was crazy, but when this information suddenly appeared in his mind, he reacted, this is true, otherwise he would not be able to directly imprint the information in his mind.
However, what made him speechless was that the inheritance of black impermanence really needs to be believed by the inheritor before it can be carried out.
Ha ha! Li Yunfan's first feeling was that he wanted to laugh, he was really excited, he actually had such an opportunity, is this an eye-opener?
Thinking of the torture and humiliation he had suffered, his eyes spewed with anger, wait, he will repay them one by one!
Think that you are superior to others, and you can do whatever you want by relying on your so-called background? Wanton humiliation?
Now that he has the inheritance of black impermanence and is already the successor of the Yin God, see who is superior, wash his neck, and prepare to accept the revenge of the storm!
Li Yunfan has never been a good person, he himself thinks so, of course, he must treat good people with courtesy, but when he treats those sluts and wicked people, he has to let the other party taste who is more evil!
Thinking about it, his eyes fell, and he was shocked to find that the black and impermanent corpse had disappeared out of thin air, and there was not even a trace of blood, as if it had never appeared.
He was stunned for a moment, and suddenly looked at the store opposite, where there had been a middle-aged man sitting at the door of the store, he couldn't have not seen it, right?
Who knows, the middle-aged man saw himself looking at him, and he was quite inexplicable, as if nothing had happened.
Amnesia?
Li Yunfan realized this, it seems that Hei Impermanence erased his memory before he died, otherwise the disappearance of the corpse would be scary enough.
Hei Wuchang has done so much for himself, if he lives up to his expectations, then he is really a garbage guy.
What you have to do is to activate the Origin Yin Heart as soon as possible, and then practice hard to finally achieve the Black Impermanence God Position!
But in the meantime, there's one more thing to do!
Li Yunfan's eyes narrowed slightly, everyone who has bullied me, you wait!