Chapter 8 Bus Horror
At this moment, the Xiaowen beside her suddenly opened her sleepy eyes, "Mu Feng, who are you calling?" It's quiet, it's noisy, I'm a little sleepy. ”
I hurriedly hung up the phone, making up nonsense, "Ah, it's a friend." After a pause, I said again: "Xiaowen, where is your mobile phone?" ”
Xiaowen replied: "My mobile phone, I forgot it at home, and I didn't bring it with me when I went shopping." ”
At this moment, the mobile phone rang again, it was still "Lovesick in the Wind and Rain", I secretly turned up the sound to the lowest, and then pressed it to the root of my ear to answer, and Xiaowen's irritable shout came from the other end, "Mu Feng, you bastard, where have you been?!" Hang up on me, are you looking for death! Come back soon! ”
This voice is undoubtedly Xiaowen's, and the way she speaks is also like Xiaowen, Xiaowen is usually very gentle, like a kitten, but as soon as her temper comes up, she immediately becomes a big tiger, which is enough for me to drink a pot.
But the one next to me, with his voice and appearance, is no different from Xiaowen.
Which one is Zhen Xiaowen, I was sweating, trembling, my head was confused, and I felt like I was going to collapse.
Xiaowen next to me saw the sweat on my head, and wiped it with her hand, "What's the matter, Mu Feng, why is there so much sweat, is it uncomfortable?" ”
"No, I feel so hot, it's so stuffy in this bus! I couldn't breathe, so I went to the front window to blow the air. "I made an excuse, so I walked to the middle of the bus, and then called my childhood little Chujiang and asked him for a solution.
Speaking of this Fa Xiao Chujiang, that is a character.
Chu Jiang was the name his father deliberately gave him, King Chu Jiang was one of the Ten Palaces of Yama, Chu Jiang's father wanted him to live a long life, and the little ghost didn't dare to catch him, so he gave it such a name. This name does seem to bring him some kind of good luck, I remember when he was in elementary school, Chu Jiang took an old van in the village to the town to catch the market, but halfway through, there was a car accident, and all the people in the car died, and he was the only one left, and he was unharmed.
It turns out that his family sells paper people and paper horses, that is, those things that are burned for the dead, and they are bought and sold by the dead.
After going to college, I worked part-time during the winter and summer vacations, and when I returned to my hometown, I didn't have much contact, I heard that Chu Jiang also worshipped a very powerful teacher after experiencing a catastrophe, learned some square numbers, and even left the soul to go to the underworld, but I don't know whether it's true or not.
At this time, in a hurry, I had no one to ask for advice, so I could only ask him for help.
After dialing the phone, I made a long story short, and described this matter in the most concise language in my life, "Chu Jiang, now I have two identical girlfriends in front of me, how can I tell the truth from the fake!" ”
Chu Jiang replied: "Brother Mu Feng, you didn't tease me." ”
"Teasing you, if you have a way, hurry up, otherwise, I'm going to be finished!"
Chu Jiang was silent for two seconds, and suddenly said, "Brother Mu Feng, you don't have to tell the difference. ”
"Ah, Chu Jiang, how do you say this?"
"Because you ran into twin sister Huabei!"
"You kid be serious, it's not a sister flower, I'm afraid one of them is a ghost!"
"That's better, it's a human and ghost sister flower, Brother Feng, you have peach blossom luck."
"Poof!" I almost spurted blood, if this kid was in front of me, I would have to kick it, "Chu Jiang, seriously!" ”
At this time, I felt Xiaowen in the seat behind me stand up and slowly walk towards me.
Moreover, having walked behind me, my intuition tells me that she is not Xiaowen! Because the bus driver doesn't seem to be human! In the mirror, he has no face at all! It's all black.
In other words, this car is simply a car driven by a dead man! to lead me to death.
I only listened to Chu Jiang on the phone: "Brother Mu Feng, is there no one around you?" ”
"No one, only ghosts!"
Chu Jiang sighed: "Brother Mu Feng, now I'll tell you the way, you stand still, close your eyes, and then cover your ears tightly with your hands, and then, shout loudly 'Ah' in your mouth, remember, don't stop!" ”
This is also called a method?! A hundred grass and mud horses roared past me in my heart.
In a hurry, there is no other way, the dead horse should be a live horse doctor, I hope Chu Jiang's trick will work.
I closed my eyes, then covered my ears tightly with both hands, and finally opened my mouth, and I used all my strength to feed, and shouted "Ah"!
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly I only felt a hot pain on my cheeks, and I opened my eyes suddenly, only to see an old man standing in front of me in surprise and anger, and there was a circle of people around me watching me, looking sideways, like watching a monkey, and talking about it.
I looked left and right, and at this time, I was waiting for the bus at the stop sign, and there was no bus at all, and there were many people waiting for the bus around.
The uncle explained that when he saw me with my eyes closed, my ears covered, and I shouted desperately, thinking that I was drinking too much and going crazy, he came up and slapped me directly.
I let out a long breath, secretly afraid in my heart, just now, if it weren't for Chu Jiang, I was afraid that I would have been taken away by that ghost bus.
Instead, I hurriedly called Chu Jiang again, "Chu Jiang, your method is so easy to use, you can exorcise ghosts so easily?" ”
Chu Jiang coughed and said, "Brother Mu Feng, your wine has finally woken up." ”
I wondered, "Chu Jiang, what do you mean by this, I really saw the hell just now." ”
"Brother Mu Feng, how can there be so many ghosts for you to see, you think you are Zhong Kui who hunts ghosts, when you called me just now, you were incoherent, upside down, crying, laughing, this is clearly your performance when you are drunk, when you were a child, junior high school and high school, how many times did our brothers drink together, every time you are drunk, that's it, crying, laughing and laughing, and then singing, singing "Lovesick in the Wind and Rain".
"Chu Jiang, then why did you tell me to stand still and not move, close my eyes, cover my ears, and then shout 'Ah' loudly?"
Chu Jiang explained: "It's a big night, it's dark, and you don't have any friends around you, I'm afraid that you will get drunk, walk around, and accidentally fall into the river and drown, so I let you stay put." Let you shout 'ah' loudly, so that the car can dodge in advance, for fear that the car will accidentally hit you, and can attract the attention of passers-by, maybe someone will call the police or something, or the police car can also see it, can help you sober up. ”
, I see! After listening to Chu Jiang's explanation, I suddenly became enlightened, but at the same time I had a feeling of being fooled, could it really be an illusion caused by my drunkenness? Was it really a false alarm?
When I got home, I called Chu Jiang again, and talked about all the things that had happened since Xiaowen was pregnant, and asked him what he thought, even if tonight was a hallucination caused by my drunkenness, then how should I explain what happened before.
After hearing this, Chu Jiang also said that there was indeed something strange, these things may not be explained by common sense, so he immediately set off and came to me to see what was going on.
I asked Chu Jiang again, "I heard that in recent years, you have learned skills from a master, and you can actually go to the underworld, is it true or false?" ”
Chu Jiang replied: "You can indeed go to the underworld. ”
"Oh, you kid has a lot of skills, you can go to the underworld, then when you come, tell me what it looks like in the underworld."
Chu Jiang replied: "I can indeed go to the underworld, but I can only go once, and there is no return. ”
Chu Jiang, this kid, is still as humorous as before.
Chu Jiang said: "Brother Mu Feng, if I could really go to the underworld, I would have become a billionaire a long time ago, not to mention other benefits, just say how many unsolved police murder cases are now, I will go directly to the Public Security Bureau and say that if I can go to the underworld to investigate the case, how much fortune will I have to make." Besides, if I can really go to the underworld, I will be the first to find out the murderer of Xue'er, and then personally break his body into ten thousand pieces!! ”
Speaking of Xue'er, I sighed deeply, and my thoughts fell into a vortex of extremely painful memories, Xue'er, was Chu Jiang's girlfriend in high school, but she was brutally killed, and there is no clue so far, in fact, I know who the murderer is, but for various reasons, I can't call the police, and I can't tell Chu Jiang. In other words, only let the truth be dusted.
I chatted with Chu Jiang for a while, and then said that when he came, I would pick up the wind and wash the dust for him.
Chu Jiang said to reassure me, as long as he arrives, no matter what kind of ghost he is, he has to stand aside.