One spring morning, I had just opened the shop when a man came in. The visitor is a guest, I am busy with a warm reception, to introduce him, the left is the calligraphy and painting of the Eastern Jin Dynasty celebrities, the right is the personal supplies of the four beauties, the front is just unearthed, do you know the marquis...... He walked as he watched, not particularly interested. Suddenly, he stopped in front of a porcelain bottle, as if interested. I hurriedly stepped forward to introduce, Mr. has good eyesight, this is Ru kiln......

Before I could start the introduction, he suddenly grabbed the porcelain vase and rushed to the door, with great force and speed, comparable to the level of the International Olympic Games. I was stunned, what is this for, robbery, blatant robbery in broad daylight, but why did he rob a fake bottle, I bought the bottle for ninety-nine yuan and eight, is it worth robbing in broad daylight?

Suddenly, I thought of something and hurried out to chase after it. Fortunately, I have been working out lately and running fast enough, and I soon saw him running away in embarrassment. I panted and shouted in the back: "Stop, this bottle is worthless, if you like it, I'll give it to you, don't run away......"

He didn't stop, glanced back at me, quickened a few more steps, and widened the distance between us, and said, "You liar, send me?" Are you willing to give it? ”

I just wanted to swear by a curse, but I am a man of my word, saying that I will definitely send it, and it is a big deal that today's profits are gone...... However, his next sentence made me angry: "This porcelain vase is priceless, and if you put it at auction, it will be at least sky-high, if you are willing to give it to me, I can believe it!" ”

I'm a little confused, this guy can see the priceless value from the cost of ninety-nine yuan eight, he is really a talent.

He said as he ran: "Although your antique shop sells fakes, there is always a treasure of the town store that is real, this is the underlying rule." ”

I asked weakly, "Who said this, and how did I not know it?" ”

He replied proudly: "Of course it is said in the tomb robbery notes, this is called picking up leaks......

Phew, tomb robbery novels kill people!

He said chiseledly, if this porcelain vase is not genuine, you can chase me out of nine streets, and you don't dare to stop when you are tired and half dead, so this is the real thing, the real Ru kiln. I really want to tell him, young man, it's not the real thing, it's just a home-style vase, I bought it for ninety-nine dollars and eight, and I'm going to sell it for two hundred and fifty, as for why I chased you out nine streets, because that vase hides my private money, a whole five thousand yuan, just withdrawn from the bank......

However, I didn't say anything, because a car at the intersection ran a red light, and I happened to be running on the road.

I was in a car accident.

When I woke up, my head hurt for a while, my mind was blank, I couldn't even tell who my surname was, where I was, and what I didn't understand was that three people and a turtle surrounded me, yelling at me with great interest.

One said: "Little Lotus, why do you have this shape, which doesn't match you at all, and it makes you even uglier." ”

One said, "Little Lotus, how are you doing in that world?" Well, it doesn't look good, I obviously asked the Immortal Lord to give you a good place to go, he is so untrustworthy, I must settle accounts with him......"

One said: "Yo, Lotus Essence, you have a big fate, and the car can't kill you......"

Even the turtle spoke: "This is the famous lotus fairy, oh, it looks ordinary, in vain I dressed up to see her......"

I looked at them speechlessly, if it weren't for the fact that they were handsome, handsome to the point of outrageousness, I would have been full of anger and shouted "Get out, don't look at the old lady".

Later, they told me that my name was Ding Qianqian, and I was a pie seller, and the reason why I engaged in this profession was because I wanted to support my family, but I had no natural beauty, so I had to do the roughest and simplest job of this era, so I sold pies.

As for who the family I want to feed is, one is named Donglin, and he says that he is an immortal.

I said, you can make me beautiful, and I will admit that you are an immortal.

So he styled me, sewed a purple cape overnight, and finally used glutinous rice to hold my hair in place.

As a result, for several months, I could only sit and sleep because my hair was so hard that turning over would cause a concussion.

I forgot to mention that he always liked to wear purple robes, and my cloak was changed from his robe, and finally became a tent for the hen's coop.

The other is Xiao Jiu, and he says that he is a nine-tailed fox.

I said, don't be so shameless, I heard that the nine-tailed fox is the best at confusing people's minds, why am I so sober every time I see you.

He was very distressed, and in order to prove his charm, he embarked on the road of no return to the Qinglou and became a well-known little man.

The other is an old god stick, who always says that he is the last god in heaven and earth.

I asked him what his name was?

He wrote me his name, a kunzi, and then wanted to start reciting poetry, which is said to be Zhuangzi's leisurely journey.

I interrupted him, since you are a god, and your name is a stick, I will call you a stick of God.

He was shocked, it's terrible to be uneducated!

The last one is a little turtle, and my favorite thing to eat is the pie I made.

I heard that he was the mount of the Divine Stick.

I was curious, and at the speed of a little turtle, it took me a week to climb from the kitchen to the hall, and it was always difficult for God to understand the mind.

As for why they are in my house and become my family, they said, this is fate, and I want to cherish fate. I asked, what would happen if I didn't spare it? They looked at each other and said it shouldn't be going to happen. So, I drove them away, wanting to cut off this fate completely. The first hour they left, a neighbor came to complain about me. The second hour after they left, the little girls, daughters-in-law, and ladies of the whole village came to accuse me. On the third hour of their journey, all the females from a radius of a hundred miles came to complain to me. The fourth hour of their journey......

So, I know that fate is not something that can be cut off casually.

One day, I went to the market, and as soon as I put up the pie stall, the chengguan came.

In this era, it is not called urban management, it is called fast arrest, and it is a combination of catching thieves and catching good people.

They said that I was operating without a license and that the quality of hygiene was very substandard.

I said, Mr. Guan, I am a small business, and the stinky tofu sellers next door are all up to hygiene standards, so why embarrass me alone.

They said that the stinky tofu next door was the illegitimate son of the county grandfather's seventh uncle's house next door, and you said that his hygiene was not up to standard.

So, they took my stall and confiscated all the pies by the way.

When I got home, I was very angry and said, don't you just see that I don't have a backstage?

Donglin comforted me, why don't you go and get married, I heard that the second fool in the prince's concierge is going to marry, you go and keep a matchmaker for Cuihua in the village.

I said I don't hurt anyone.

Donglin said, you want to harm yourself, but people don't look down on you at all.

His grandmother's legs, I'm twenty-eight years old, a good youth, why don't you look down on me?

In the evening, I was settling accounts under the oil lamp, and the more I calculated, the more panicked I became, and I couldn't stop sighing.

Xiao Jiu said, Ding Qianqian, I have to start work tomorrow morning, don't affect my sleep.

I said, Xiao Jiu, can you lend me some money, the funds of the pie stand are about to run out.

He gave me a roll of the eyes, and said that you dare to make up your mind even if you have money, it is really unconscionable.

What kind of skin and meat money, he, a big bastard who neither sells his body nor performs, can get a large amount of appearance fees as long as he orders a cigarette every day, but he is stingy and has never even taken a roast chicken home, the person who really loses his conscience should be you.

Only the little turtle kissed me, and slowly approached me and said that if he ate less in the future, he would lose weight.

I haven't expressed my gratitude yet, and the god stick isn't happy.

Why should we eat less, look at your belly, you have lost a lot of weight.

The little turtle was embarrassed to hide his round belly.

It seems that I can't count on these goods, so I can only rely on myself.

I went up to the mountains to collect medicines, and I heard that there was a herb that could cure all diseases, which caused the people in the village to be ready to move, and they all put down their money-making livelihood and organized groups to go to the mountains to become medicine farmers.

I was a little skeptical, but when I saw that everyone was in action, I hurried to grab my hoe and hat, lest I be one step too late and the whole mountain would be hollowed out by them.

After digging for a long time, I basically found nothing except for dozens of earthworms.

Later, I learned that this scam was a link after a link, a wealthy businessman wanted to develop real estate in the mountains, but he didn't want to pay for the development fees, so he used this scam to turn over all the soil in the mountains.

When I got home, I was thirsty and tired, but there was a woman lying on the bed at home.

Women are very beautiful, and I am a little ashamed of my beauty, and women are noble, and my noble cottage seems to be full of light.

I asked Xiao Jiu, who is this person?

Xiao Jiu shook his head and said he didn't know.

I don't know, why do you carry people to my bed, I'm not a mass hotel.