Chapter 155: Bottle Man
In the abandoned car repair shop, the clown no longer leans on the TV screen all the time, straightens up, and slowly straightens his face.
The image of his face adjusting was a little terrifying, with the sound of flesh tearing and gluing, pale yellow pus and pink blood slid down the edge of the wound, down his chin, and ticked to the ground.
"Let me guess, the reason you haven't killed me so far is because you don't know the specific plan that Professor Charles is carrying out, right?"
The clown smiled and said, "Although you are the appointed guardian of this planet, you are not the best god.
You love humanity, but you don't interfere, but like a majestic and loving father, you only intervene temporarily when the human race is faced with a catastrophe that cannot be dealt with alone.
Most of the time, you're like a being hidden behind the curtain, acting as a backdrop and admiring the human self-help. β
Li Ang raised his eyebrows and did not speak.
The Joker laughed and began to talk slowly about the wall-facing plan that Professor Charles had carried out.
From the earliest idol singer plan, to the later king plan, and then to the current brain in a vat plan.
Every step, every place, the clown spoke with unmistakable precision about Professor Charles's arrangement.
This is almost an incredible thing, Professor Charles is extremely deep, extremely strict-mouthed, and far-sighted, and even Leon can only piece together the incomplete truth through a half-claw clue.
How can a clown without any extraordinary abilities decipher Professor Charles's true strategic intentions?
As if seeing the doubts of others, the clown smiled and said, "Your Excellency Leon, human beings are a short-sighted and stupid race.
There are too many fools on this planet who are dissatisfied with the school city and your existence because of a little conflict of interest, personal vendettas.
Although they are all only imbeciles, they are huge in number and have a lot of people, and together with the nascent Earth Three-Body Organization, they are almost equal to the underground forces of most of the world.
Relying on this network of interests, I was able to evade the pervasive surveillance network of Second New York, and I was able to complete contact with the Ghost Rider, and gather enough information about the school city in a roundabout way.
- Based on the information that wasn't very important, with my brilliant brain, and a little help from Tomoko, I was able to half-guess Professor Charles's true face-to-face plan. β
The clown used a flat and straightforward tone, but in his words, he couldn't erase the pride of "I'm amazing, praise me".
"This time, the reason why you didn't become the face of the Planetary Defense Committee is probably because you yourself refused.
Of course, the reason why you turned down the position of a wall-facing person may be that you don't feel like you're right out of the picture.
It's also possible that you don't think the Wall-Facing Project is capable of defending against the alien coalition at all, so you don't need to take it seriously;
It is also possible that even you are not absolutely confident that you can protect the earth in the face of all unknown alien alliances, so you are free to go ahead with the wall plan, and it would be good if you could add a little chance of victory to humanity.
Of the three possibilities, I lean the last one the most. β
The clown paused, glanced at the expressionless Leon, and said with a smile: "Of course, before I told me about Professor Charles's wall-facing plan, you probably guessed all this with your personal wisdom.
And you didn't directly wipe me out because at the moment, 7 billion people are falling into the Dao Heart Cultivation Demon at the same time, in the words of Huaguo, it is 'pulling a hair and moving the whole body'. β
The clown pulled the half-baked Huaguo official words and said with a smile: "It is true that you can destroy us without any effort, but the means of damage that we hide under the table are unknown.
I, as Tomoko's appointed wall-breaker, was able to communicate directly with the alien fleet.
Add to that my genius mind - forgive my boasting, and this ghost rider with the power of hell is enough to create enough variables for the current equilibrium situation.
Just knock down the first domino and the last, heaviest domino will be pushed down by the law of gravity.
The lives of the 7 billion Dao Heart Demon Cultivators and their complete minds are my life talismans and my bargaining chips in negotiations. β
At this, the clown grinned, and his already unstable skin swelled, and the barely glued flesh cracked again, splashing a little blood.
In the face of the clown's provocation, Leon just spit out two words: "Hehe." β
The words are concise and to the point, and the aftertaste is endless.
"I know that in front of you, we are really just a bunch of ridiculous jesters, but even jesters have their value."
The Joker, the former Gotham criminal, played with the edges of his face as if he didn't feel the slightest pain, letting the blood splash, his face did not change, and even whispered in an almost poetic tone: "Do you know, Mr. Leon? The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is intelligible.
The operation of everything can be so perfectly integrated into mathematical equations,
Even if it is a chaotic and untraceable natural phenomenon, there must be a perfect mathematical explanation behind it.
Mathematics, mathematics, as long as you master this subject, everything in the world will have no secrets in front of you. β
A Gotham crime star who is proficient in murder, explosives, robbery, blackmail, coercion, bribery, and poisoning, is a little embarrassing to Konstantin and Ghost Rider to talk about the importance of mathematics here.
How the Joker gives a speech on how to blast a bank building with the least amount of gunpowder, or how he sneaks down the ventilation ducts of the Gotham Police Department into Chief Gordon's office, is not at all out of place.
But the math? Forget it..... The education system in the United States is relatively loose and free, and students can take courses they like.
As a result, only those children who have an interest in mathematics and a talent for mathematics can have access to more advanced educational resources and enjoy better mathematics educationβin short, for some difficult mathematics knowledge, Chinese students are fully involved and fairer; American students, on the other hand, are partially involved and more free.
According to the education system in the United States, a large number of students who can skillfully use basic mathematics to buy groceries in daily life (these students are often from poor families and are raised as pigs by "happy education"), and at the same time, enough math elites can be screened.
However, these geniuses often come from families of the middle class or above (no life pressure, they can study their favorite subjects), and they also attend private schools (with better educational resources and teaching atmosphere).
Although the Joker is a genius in the field of crime, judging from his speech and demeanor and style, he does not look like he was born in a middle-class family, and he is probably a loser who grew up in the slums of Lower Gotham.
This kind of loser, in the education system of China, may be able to break out of the way with excellent grades, but in a country like the United States, where capital is supreme, it is difficult to form self-discipline and get a good education, let alone learn advanced mathematics.
Konstantin looked at the clown standing there posing with a "dude, you're blowing again" expression, and Ghost Knight (although the bone skeleton couldn't see any expression) looked at the clown with his hollow eyes burning with hellfire.
Did you graduate from high school? Did you go to college? Even if it's on, I'm afraid it's also an American community college that doesn't (the status is equivalent to the old university in China)....
The chain of contempt for academic qualifications is omnipresent, and it is fortunate that the Joker's face is thick enough to ignore the embarrassed gaze of Constantine and Ghost Rider. "Don't look at me like that, really, although I am a criminal, I often read books in my spare time to recharge my batteries."
The clown spread his hands and said, "Rome was not built in a day, and top criminals were not built overnight. In order to maintain a high criminal resume, even I have to continue to learn about it.
In order to study how to invade and blast buildings, I systematically studied architecture, and was proficient in the operation of AutoCAD, 3D MAX, Rhino, Maya, Modo, Artlantis and other software.
In order to study how to get away with the crime scene after the stolen goods were obtained, I systematically studied law, and even passed the lawyer's professional qualification examination with a perfect score in the mock test in the basement of my home.
In order to study how to make poisons, I studied chemistry systematically, and I was able to use the equipment in a medium-sized chemistry laboratory in an ordinary middle school to produce neurotoxins that could kill thousands of people.
In order to study how to make mechanical props, I systematically studied physics and engineering, and even if I was asked to wear a radiation suit, I would have no problem repairing the water inlet part of the Fukushima nuclear power plant.
Don't look at me like this.,In fact, my education and professional skills,Even if it's in the school city,,It's also the top batch.γ
Mathematics is not a problem. β
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Hey, clown, you're just a criminal in the Crime Section, aren't you? Do you need to learn AutoCAD or bar certificate? Or do you mean that if you don't have one or two doctoral and master's degrees these days, you can't even be a criminal?!
The corners of Konstantin's eyes twitched, and a sense of academic frustration arose, but fortunately, he looked at the ghost rider and regained confidence from him - Johnny Blazer was a motorcycle stunt rider who dropped out of school early to mix in society, and was even more scumbag than Konstantin.
As if sensing Constantine's eyes, Ghost Rider glared back sharply - dropping out of school early has always been a pain in Johnny Blazer's heart, even if he doesn't care much after becoming Ghost Rider, he doesn't like others to reveal his scars.
Regardless of these people who fell into the chain of academic contempt, Li Ang didn't care so much, but said indifferently: "Every second you delay, the Dao Heart Demon Effect on Professor Charles's side becomes more and more stable.
At that time, no matter what means you come up with, you will not be able to interfere with the minds of the 7 billion people on the earth.
I'll give you 5 minutes to speak freely.
Your Excellency the Joker, if you were to make the praise of mathematics your last word, then I am not against it. β
"Oh roar, honorable Lord Leon, please be calm, I will make the best use of these five minutes."
The clown bows comically, his body undulating in a great arc, like his peers who amuse children in an amusement park.
"In front of you, I'm afraid my academic qualifications are not worth mentioning, but we are both practical intellectuals, able to communicate with cultural people.
Then again, mathematics is the most wonderful, magnificent, and delicate discipline in the world, the cornerstone of all science, and the most reliable land in the cold universe.
But, just as quantum mechanics was considered a heresy when it was first proposed, it was to be expelled from physics by the apologists and shut out of the temple.
Isn't the strongest and most reliable mathematics in our eyes coming down one day? β
Li Ang said coldly: "You still have 4 minutes." β
The clown shook his head, as if bothered by Leon's incomprehensible amorousness, and said, "Allow me to tell you a story:
There is a flock of turkeys on a farm, and the farmer comes every day at eleven o'clock at noon to feed them.
A scientist in Turkey observed this phenomenon for nearly a year, without exception, and discovered the great law of its own universe: "Every day at eleven o'clock in the morning, food comes."
It announced this law to the turkeys on Thanksgiving morning, but at eleven o'clock that morning the food did not arrive, and the farmer came in and killed them all. β
Farmers? Turkey?
If you're standing here with some brainless American teenagers, you'll probably be bothered by the fable told by the Joker.
However, both Konstantin and Ghost Rider are extremely experienced beings, and they understand the Joker's intentions effortlessly.
The farm is like the universe, and the turkey is like a human.
The turkey scientist thought he had discovered the eternal laws of nature, but he didn't expect that it was just the normal work and rest of the farmer.
If the farmer theory is true in the universe, then it is very likely that the human being, who is as small as dust, is the turkey on the farm.
Then, all the technologies, theories, and concepts that mankind has developed so far, and all the cognition of the universe, are likely to be imaginary creations made by farmers carelessly.
The farmer theory can be extended to agnosticism, to the concept of "omniscient and all-powerful God" in religion, or to the concept of "dark forest universe".
But in Konstantin's case, it's quite simple.
Comparing His Excellency Leon to a turkey? Untouchables, what a daring!
Loyalty is not absolute, it is absolutely disloyal, Konstantin subconsciously prepared to defend the dignity of his employer, and released a red lightning spell, intending to restrain the clown.
Unexpectedly, the red lightning he emitted actually penetrated the clown's body directly, and it didn't work at all.
Moreover, the Joker did not show any fluctuations in his extraordinary abilities from beginning to end!
Konstantin stared at the Joker with a ghostly expression, while the latter grinned, walked slowly through the void, grabbed the Ghost Rider's shoulder, and said freely, "Sorry, this is the Math Weapon Klein Bottle."
Now, allow me to take a tour of the world of the brain in the jar. β
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