564 A murder caused by a tea egg

The world is cruel!

Lying on the bed, looking at the monotonous ceiling, Tang Cheng deeply realized the meaning of this sentence, a European admiral like him couldn't even build a mere Yamato, it was simply unreasonable, except that the world was playing ghosts, he couldn't think of any other reason. Especially when Oyodo came in and saw a room full of elementary school students, he said, "There are so many destroyers, is the Admiral Lolicon", which made him feel the deep malice of the world.

Sure enough, in this dungeon, his opponent is not the deep sea, not the compass, not the cat lady, but the whole world!

Got up from the bed naked, first came to the mirror to look at his handsome face, the pain of being raped by the world was finally relieved a little, and then took the breakfast sent by the secretary Isokaze, and came to the window while eating, and opened the curtains casually.

What the? Why do you say you let Isokaze be the secretary ship?

Isn't it very simple, although Isofeng is a primary school student, although Isofeng is poor milk, although Isofeng can only do expedition, logistics, and theoretical work like most elementary school students, and can lick it by the way, but she is the king of primary school students after all, the only big building product, simply put, is a high-level vase, and according to the principle of "there is something to do the secretary, nothing to do the secretary", who else can be the secretary if she is not allowed to be a secretary ship?

So...... Anyway, just take a look.

"This tea egg doesn't have any taste, isn't it made by the palace?" Tang Cheng glanced at the tea egg that was only half left in his hand, shook his head, stuffed it into his mouth again, and continued to look out the window.

It was eight o'clock in the morning, and the square of the town guard was piled up with countless pieces of wood and steel, and under the command of the Tone sisters, the elementary school students quickly moved these materials to the nearby collapsed house, where the Myoko sisters also led a group of elementary school students. Temporarily act as a craftsman to repair damaged houses. Along the way, the Kawauchi sisters led the last group of elementary school students to do handover and other work.

Yesterday's construction, Tang Cheng was not discouraged because he didn't make Yamato, but was ashamed and then brave to come dozens of rounds, so, in addition to the arrival of another group of elementary school students, he by the way put together all the three sisters of the Miao-senior heavy patrol, the Tone sisters and the light patrol Kawauchi, which was simply heartwarming.

As for the others, not to mention the high-end vases that are as rare as Isokaze. Not even a battleship aircraft carrier was built...... is a town guard mansion, and there is not even a battleship and aircraft carrier, which is also the reason why Tang Cheng lamented the cruelty of the world...... Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot about eating.

However, his large-scale construction is still meaningful after all, because no matter how rare the vase is, she is just a vase after all, and the real ones who can go to the battlefield still rely on those ship girls who are not rare but pragmatic and can fight, at least after having the four Myoko sisters and the Tone sisters. In the future, there will be no need for the weakest battleship to take the lead alone, it will be much easier in all respects.

Secondly, after the devastation of the war, the town guard house was in addition to a limited number of houses. It is no longer really usable, and the appearance of these ship girls can speed up the progress of repairs, at least there is no need for him, the admiral, to be a craftsman...... In front of a big official like the Admiral, of course, the hard work is done by the ship's mother.

But in his capacity. Even if you really go to do any maintenance work, the ship girls will stop it, after all, there is no shortage of manpower for maintenance. The more strategic work was something that only the Admiral could do.

For example, at this moment, he is doing something very meaningful.

"Kitakami-san! Kitakami-san! Kitakami Mulberry ......"

In the square, while most of the shipwives were working hard, Oi, who was dressed in civilian clothes, opened his hands and shouted excitedly while running towards a black-haired girl not far away.

Seeing this scene, Tang Cheng quickly took out the tape recorder from his backpack, pressed it lightly, and then, a heart-wrenching song fluttered out: "You are the wind, I am the sand~~ Lingering around the end of the world~~"

Crash!

As soon as he went around to the end of the world, Oi had already hugged the black-haired girl tightly in his arms.

"Ohi pro, don't do this......" Feeling the strange eyes cast around from time to time, as well as the expressions that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, the black-haired girl looked very embarrassed.

This black-haired girl is none other than the future Cosmos-class mine-equipped cruiser Super Northward Adult, of course, she is only a light cruiser now, and she is also one of the members of the large-scale construction yesterday.

By the way, it's not the first time Oi has seen Kitakami, and it's not the first time he's embraced Kitakami, but since Kitakami was built, every time she sees it, she will come to such a scene.

"As a dignified Admiral, I don't even have a warm bed, you dare to show affection in front of me, go die!" Tang Cheng said hatefully, then took out an unshelled tea egg from the plate and threw it out of the window.

Call~~

Syllable!

"Ouch!" The tea egg hit Dajing's head accurately, and Dajing was in pain, and immediately covered his head and scolded around: "Which king is throwing things around, and is there any public morality?" ”

Oi's sharp eyes wandered around looking for the murderer, and then the real murderer had already crouched down and hid...... It just makes so much sense.

"It's a tea egg." After completing close contact with Oi's head, the tea egg bounced into the air under the reaction of force, and was grabbed by Kitakami in his hand, and then handed it over, "Oi pro, you don't seem to have eaten breakfast yet, do you want to eat this tea egg?" ”

Oi, who was still angry, suddenly had a smile on her face when she heard this, especially when she saw her own eggshell peeled off and fed it to her mouth, her whole person trembled with excitement, "North...... Kitakami-san fed me with his own hands...... Kitakami-san's finger ...... It has the flavor of Kitakami-san...... What a blessing this is, almost dying...... Ah, nosebleeds, nosebleeds are coming out......"

Kitakami's expression suddenly changed, "Oi pro, what's wrong with your face?" ”

Smack!

Immediately, I saw Oi fall to the ground softly, his limbs twitching, foaming at the mouth, and only a happy smile on his face.

"Come on, someone, Oi has fainted!" Kitakami realized that the situation was not right, and immediately shouted loudly.

In the blink of an eye, a group of people gathered around, checked it a little, and suddenly someone exclaimed, "This is food poisoning!" Who poisoned tea eggs? ”

"Don't care who poisons it first, anyway, send it to the infirmary first!"

"Stretcher! Stretcher! ”

After some scrambling, everyone finally carried the big well onto the stretcher, and Tang Cheng stood in front of the window and watched this scene, peeled off the third tea egg, and frowned, "The tea egg is poisonous?" How is this possible, although the taste is indeed a little lighter, it is purely because of the onset of Kitty syndrome that I fainted. ”

As he spoke, he stuffed the tea egg into his mouth again.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Just then, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Commander, may I come in?" It's the voice of the secretary ship Isokaze.

"Come in." Tang Cheng didn't look back.

Crunch.

The door opened, and today's wind was still so kingly.

"Commander......" casually closed the door, Ji Feng looked up, and just saw Tang Cheng's naked body when he turned around, his expression was stunned, but the expulsion king is the expulsion king, how can he be worthy of this title without a little calm kung fu, after a short period of stunned, she coughed lightly, and then raised her foot to Tang Cheng and handed over two forms, and said calmly, "Commander, this is a leave slip from Lake Iraa and the big whale, they are a little unwell, let me ask you for three days off on their behalf." ”

"Leave? What happened to them? Tang Cheng took the leave slip in surprise, could it be that the ship's mother would also get sick?

Isofeng shook his head, "I don't know, they all made breakfast with me in the early morning, but after eating breakfast, their bodies have problems, is it because they have a bad stomach?" ”

"Oh, what did they eat?"

"Tea eggs."

Tang Cheng paused, couldn't help but think of the previous big well, picked up the plate in his hand and said, "Let me ask by the way, who made these tea eggs?" I don't think it's the smell of the palace. ”

Isofeng smiled slightly, and there was pride in his tone, "Commander, this is the breakfast I personally made for you. ”

“……”

Well, the truth has been revealed.

"What? Does the commander think there's something wrong with my tea eggs? The corners of Isofeng's mouth curled, and he said in a deep voice.

"No, it's definitely fine." Tang Cheng shook his head against his will, and quickly ate the remaining one-third of the tea eggs in his hand, "Look, I've eaten all three, isn't it still good." ”

What if I tell the truth and expel the king's self-esteem is humiliated, and I call for an EX curry stick? Therefore, it is better not to tell the truth of this sadness, anyway, you are not poisonous.

Isofeng suddenly smiled, "I thought there was something wrong with my tea eggs before, but since the commander is fine after eating it, the ship's mother will be even more fine if she eats it, and Lake Iraa and the big whale will be unwell, so they must have secretly eaten something unclean...... Now, Commander, do you want me to make omelet rice for you tomorrow's breakfast? ”

"Don't you think you should eat something else than eggs and rice?"

"What?"

Tang Cheng put down the plate and opened his hands, smiling knowingly, "After looking at my body full of temptation, don't you have any ideas?" ”

"I'm sorry, Commander, I don't understand." Isokaze shook his head, not knowing whether he really didn't understand or fake.

However, it doesn't matter.

Tang Cheng smiled indifferently, and suddenly reached out to hug Ji Feng's thin waist, making her body half lean, and then his fingers gently swiped the girl's bright lips, and laughed: "It's okay, if there is anything you don't understand, I can teach you." ”

Isokaze smiled kindly, "Commander, stop while I can laugh." (To be continued......)