My head?

As soon as I heard it, my head was big, and I said: What era is this, and what are you doing to post? You're going to me.

Bai Xiaoxue sat on the chair slowly, took a sip of water, and said slowly: "These are all the rules left over from the previous rivers and lakes, the three religions and the nine streams all eat this set, what is important in the yin circle is the signboard, you smashed his signboard, ruined his business, and you took care of the loss, so you have to apologize." ”

I thought to myself: I am indeed at fault.

was cheated by Yinmei, and I didn't expect her to do such a hurtful thing, helping her to abuse, but helping her deal with the head lowerer.

I said, "It's my fault for this matter, can you make peace?" He really used that flying head to trick me, and I also have Xiaoqing, once raw and twice ripe, I still beat the lantern down for him. ”

Not to mention, this flying head drop is terrifying, but I will restrain his head drop.

The lantern on the human head floated fast, but Xiao Qing'er opened her eyes, and with the peach pit, she could knock down anything.

Bai Xiaoxue couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "I'll teach you another lesson, if you want to get mixed up, you have to apologize, you have only been in the industry for a few months, you have seen less peers, you have fewer enemies, you have more friends, there is not as sinister in the yin circle as you think, everyone is open to do business, make money together, and make a fortune together." ”

I nodded, I blamed it, and I should apologize, but I didn't encourage him.

Bai Xiaoxue continued: "Wait for a time period, I'll take you to worship a mountain, you bring some gifts over, otherwise, see what he says, maybe he will come to the door by himself, that person is still in our yin circle, and the signboard is also bright." ”

I said okay, then thought about it and asked what to do with the batch of aphrodisiac wine that was seized earlier.

Bai Xiaoxue said: "The whip wine made with yin arts, anyone can drink it, anyway, I don't drink it, it's disgusting, it's not bad to give that little fox, it's just a fox, it has been dispelled, the aphrodisiac wine has a man's yang in it, it sucks the man's yang energy, it is the most useful, and it can become a sperm again." ”

I thought about it in my heart, then give the little fox in the store, the strange look before was quite red-eyed.

And the wine is soaked in the little fat snake floating up and down, which is strange and disgusting, normal people can't drink it, and there is a psychological shadow.

After Bai Xiaoxue said this, she left.

I came in a hurry, I went in a hurry, I sat down and sorted out my thoughts, Zhang Ye's peach blossom brand Uncle Chen has also been there, and he is still getting it, and now he has to find a way to study the matter of the nose switch.

I went to the attic, looked at a dozen bottles of aphrodisiac wine, and said to Xiaoqing, who was watching TV: "Give this wine to the little fox to drink, don't drink too much, get drunk." ”

Xiaoqing said dryly: I also want to drink, I want to eat the little fat snake.

This little girl, a foodie!

I want to eat everything, even if I eat Yin Spirit, I still want to eat so many strange things.

"It's not for kids." I smiled bitterly and touched my head, and the phallic objects soaked in the aphrodisiac wine felt terrible.

On Monday, Zhao Banxian came to work.

He walked in the door with a big grin, I told him what happened on the weekend, Zhao Banxian was not calm in an instant, and said, "Huh? Miao Qianqian turned out to be not in life? Feelings: We've always had a monster around us? ”

I was also puzzled, touched my nose and said: "Anyway, this matter is confidential, other people's girlfriends secretly asked us to solve the trouble, we have to pretend not to know, everyone has their own secrets." ”

"That's right." Zhao Banxian said.

Then, Zhao Banxian told me that the head descender still has to be resolved peacefully, in the Yin Xing circle, the two of us are newcomers who have just entered the industry, and we don't understand the rules, so we still have to walk on thin ice, after all, we can't run away if we open the door to do business.

I started looking for some inspiration to get a tattoo for Chen Gonghua, and in the afternoon, a tall, skinny guy came to my shop.

This guy is only about 1.7 meters tall, but his figure is not proportional at all, like a bamboo pole, the skin is wrapped in meat, the cheeks on both sides are sunken, the eyes are black, and he looks overindulgent.

As soon as the thin man entered the store, he asked me, "Excuse me, did Zhao Banxian, who showed people feng shui, moved here?" In the old area of the north of the city, the one who set up a stall under the big banyan tree in the community was introduced by my uncle, and I heard that it was very smart. ”

If you want to talk about the business in my store, the channels are getting more and more spreading.

This person obviously came to find Zhao Banxian, and after he moved to me, he wrote a new address under the big banyan tree, and I felt more and more that the door was gradually opened, and this was a promising way to make a living.

Zhao Banxian was sitting at the cash register with a book of stories and looking at it, closed the magazine, squinted his eyes and looked up, and said, "Yes, yes, it's me, do you want to look at feng shui or looks?" ”

"Feng Shui, look at Feng Shui."

The buddy looked at Zhao Banxian and sat down with a smile, and said, "Hello, my name is Peng Xionghua, and I have admired my name for a long time, and it is really better to see it for a long time." ”

This person is also very particular about speaking, and at a glance you know that he is particularly interesting to speak.

Zhao Banxian looked at Peng Xionghua, sat on a chair and put out a gossip plate, and said, "Look at feng shui, is it home feng shui?" ”

"Yes."

"Do you have a picture of the layout of your home?"

"Yes, yes."

Peng Xionghua took out his mobile phone and handed it over.

Obviously, he knows Zhao Banxian's rules, but in fact, the times are different, and now many feng shui physiognomy masters will look at the photos first to find some signs and faults for this kind of thing.

Zhao Banxian stroked his beard, very immortal style, and said: "The furniture in your house is okay, the feng shui is very good, the style is OK, the position of the windows and doors is also exquisite, ventilation, you are in this house, it is not easy to get sick, this house is a rental house, you live in a high-end apartment?" ”

Peng Xionghua nodded.

Zhao Banxian said: "The feng shui of this house has been done for you by others, and you can live with peace of mind, the only drawback is that the layout of your house is a little damaged by yourself." ”

Peng Xionghua hurriedly asked: What do you say?

Zhao Banxian said: "Do you see the corner desk next to the window?" In your house, it is a peach blossom position, but you are throwing clothes and stinky socks, and you have put a pot of cactus, which is bad for the feng shui of the peach blossom position, you should not have found your sweetheart, but you have encountered a lot of unsatisfactory rotten peach blossoms, right? This peach blossom position of people, to keep it clean, you get a pot of wild chrysanthemum and put it in the window next to it, it's almost done, it's easy to meet the person who is satisfied with each other. ”

Peng Xionghua said excitedly: Old immortals! That's really how I am! I'm a good person, and I have some spare money, but I have several girlfriends in a row, and I talked about it for more than ten days..... What else?

Zhao Banxian was stunned and said: Still?

He stretched out his head, pointed to his panda eyes, looked sad, and said, "There must be, you see that my body is weak, and my eyes are all black!" Old Immortals.... You see, I have my own sunglasses. ”

I sat next to him and listened to the conversation between him and Zhao Banxian, and was a little laughed by what he said, turned his head and interjected, saying, "Dude, you have too much sex, and your kidneys are troublesome, right?" Don't rely on feng shui for everything, feng shui is not aphrodisiac. ”

"Sexual intercourse? Dull! ”

He waved his hand, shook his head and popped out this sentence, "To be honest, I was still very interested in that aspect of things, but recently, there have been a lot of strange things in the house I have rented, and I have a shadow in my heart.... It can't be hard there. ”

I think this guy is also talking funny, saying: What kind of strange thing is that? If you can't do that, you have to go to the andrology department, and you can't delay it for a long time.

"It's not the doctor's problem, it's the psychological shadow."

Peng Xionghua whispered: "My house is a townhouse youth apartment, the kind of petty bourgeoisie, have you seen the love apartment?" Once, when I went to the toilet at night, I saw that the kitchen light was not turned off, and a heavy man gasped violently. ”

That voice is understood by a man.

I said, "What do you do in the kitchen at night?" Your buddy next door secretly brought his sister back, not in his room, and took his sister to the kitchen in the middle of the night to fight in the field? Your kitchen is communal, right? ”

He nodded and said, "Yes, we have a toilet in the single room, only the kitchen and living room are shared.

I know that the young people are good at this now, dating field battles or something, and playing new tricks, but in the common kitchen of everyone, it is really bold.

Peng Xionghua said: "I was curious at the time, I thought who was bringing the girl back to mess around, the door was open, I secretly looked through the crack in the door, and saw that a buddy in the 201 single room was stripped naked, and he was alone, sticking to the dirty kitchen floor, crazy day floor." ”