Chapter 109: Tempting for self-preservation
That is, Lei Nian didn't come to discuss politics, if he came, I don't know what kind of weird scene it would be when the old things of Youyou and Xuancang were mentioned today.
Xuancang was already recuperating, encouraging farming, doing some infrastructure construction and the like, usually discussing trivial matters and few changes.
Like me, what I'm most worried about as ministers is that Ye Yu will go to war with Emperor Heng, and Xuan Cang will be innocently implicated.
However, the highly classified information of the march route of the night must be extremely difficult to obtain, and although the Yan Domain has asked the secret agent to explore it again, it is not certain that it will be able to find out.
After going down to the court, I went to the Lei Nian camp with Yan Yu, and saw that he was squatting on the ground and pounding a pile of wood on the ground, and the twins Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan were also there.
In returning, Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan were trapped, gagged with a cloth towel, and lay on Lei Nian's couch in disheveled. Seeing that I had been recently, the two brothers were crying like "woo" in their mouths, and they fell from the couch to the ground one after another during the struggle, and fell out with two muffled noises one after another.
I looked at the domain of words, and the domain of words also looked at me, and the two of us were full of confusion and confusion about this scene.
Yanyu went to untie Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan, and I squatted down in front of Lei Nian, took two wooden sticks and knocked them on each other.
Lei Nian followed the voice and took the wood from my hand and said, "This wooden strip has not been polished yet, beware of thorns." ”
I was happy, "Yo, King Xian now knows that he is distressed?" ”
Lei Nian glanced at me at this time, and said with a cold face: "Since you are here, you will issue an order to ground you, the giant crab and the lion." ”
Since Lei Nian and I were facing away from the direction of the bed, as soon as Lei Nian said this, I squatted and turned around to take a look, okay, Yan Yu had just untied the two brothers, and the two of them hugged Yan Yu and complained there.
Yan Yu and Lei Nian's personalities are naturally different, in the final analysis, Yan Yu still eats soft and not hard, and reaches out not to hit smiling people, not to mention the two who have been wronged and want to cry. But Yanyu couldn't stand any beauty tricks, he was hugged left and right, he could only raise his hands not to touch these two people, his face was helpless, and he didn't even dare to look at the faces of the petite two brothers, and a pair of peach blossom eyes were quite frightened and handed me a look for help.
I hurriedly turned my head back, I am afraid that the kung fu of these two beauties will be difficult for me to parry, so I can only make Yan Yu embarrassed first.
"The two of them came to curry favor with you, and you tied them up?" I kind of knowingly asked.
Lei Nian was piecing together the two pieces of wood, and replied to me with little concern: "It's annoyingly tight, tied to Qingjing." ”
"Oh, isn't it because you can't stand it?"
Lei Nian threw down the wooden block in his hand, sat on the ground with his ass, crossed his two long legs and sneered at me: "As soon as I entered the door, I couldn't help but tear open my shirt and pounce on it, one untied my belt and the other went up and down, if it was you, you could bear it." ”
Imagining the picture of Lei Nian's words, I glanced at Yan Yu again, he had been hugged by the two of them like octopuses, and he was about to lose his balance and fall into the bed.
Lei Nian also glanced in the direction of the bed, and scolded in a low voice: "Cheap!" ”
Swing is swing, but they are people sent by Haoyuan, Zhong Yu has just been beaten with eighty strokes, can I punish Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan again? Isn't this to tell everyone that I'm ready to do something to the zodiac?
"You ......" Yanyu didn't know what he had been touched, and he couldn't help but finally scolded: "You guys...... Licentious! ”
Look, Yan Yu is a gentle person who can't even scold people, I raised my foot and kicked Lei Nian's knee, "You still don't want to help?" ”
"Don't go!" Lei Nian refused sharply without even thinking about it.
Hey, it would be nice if Cao Kan was here, but it's a pity that he is still supervising the army in the 20,000 Diheng military camp.
It is better to ask for others than for yourself, I stood up and went to the bed, and saw Yin Nuan Yin Xuan, and I don't know which one's hand has reached into the placket of Yanyu's clothes.
And the man was not afraid when he saw me, but was full of love and said softly to me: "Your Majesty, Prince Feng's skin is really silky, Your Majesty will touch it~"
Even if I was thick-skinned and thick-skinned, I was not as thick as these two brothers, so when my hand reached out to me, I said coldly: "Have you made enough trouble?" ”
"Your Majesty, come on~~" This time the other one also reached out to me.
"The two of you don't know that Zhong Yu was beaten with eighty sticks, and his buttocks are blooming, I'm afraid that if King Chen comes back in the future, Zhong Yu won't be able to serve King Chen."
After I said this in a cold tone, Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan hurriedly withdrew their hands.
Yan Yu hurriedly got up from the bed, his ears were red, and he glared at me angrily, probably blaming me for helping him too late.
Although I gave Yan Yu and Lei Nian the right to rule the twelve palaces, but only I have the final say on the fate of the twelve palaces, presumably Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan are not too afraid of my two princes.
And before I could open my mouth, they came to me.
I glared at the left and right, "How long are you going to sit next to me?" ”
Even a fool who questioned me like this also understood that I was unhappy, so they hurriedly turned over and got out of bed, knelt down at my feet and said in unison: "Yin Nuan begs Your Majesty for forgiveness!" ”
I lifted Erlang's legs, "Tell me, what are your crimes?" ”
"We were anxious to sleep, but we could not get close to Your Majesty, so we thought of asking Your Majesty to summon us to sleep through the mouths of the two princes...... We are guilty! ”
I almost choked on a mouthful of saliva, "You seduced Prince Feng and King Xian so that I could summon you to sleep?" ”
Isn't this brain circuit a little too amazing? Anyway, Yan Yu and Lei Nian are my two husbands, these two begging them, this is obviously to ask for pleasure, right?
"Our brother has no ability, he has learned how to serve since he was a child, and after coming to Xuancang, His Majesty did not call us to sleep, and the two princes did not call us to sleep...... Your Majesty, we are so afraid, afraid that Your Majesty will not like it, afraid that we will offend any brother in Diheng in the past, if my brother is more liked by Your Majesty, Your Majesty will kill our brother for my brother! ”
"Brother?" My mind turned, "Although you two don't seem to be very old, you are also the top of the age ranking of the 12 houses, and the older ones are none other than Hongyi, Zhong Yu and Bai Zhan." Tell me, which of these three people wants to kill you? ”
Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan always have a tacit understanding when they speak, one says that the other is bound to look at me eagerly, and when I asked, one of them pulled the arm of the other person who wanted to speak.
"Could it be Bai Zhan?" I think Bai Zhan's trouble-making character may be the only one.
Wit is mine, Yin Nuan Yin Xuan lowered his head and did not answer, looking at their appearance, I knew that I had guessed correctly.
"Don't worry, Bai Zhan doesn't have the ability to blow the wind next to my pillow. As for you, just remember, I treat the Zodiac Houses equally, but if you seduce two more princes and make me unhappy, that's a different matter. ”
"We don't dare!"
After Yin Nuan and Yin Xuan kowtowed, I asked them to go back to their respective palaces to rest first.