I'm a little confused.

Because, women are creatures who generally don't take the initiative to talk about their relatives. Once she takes the initiative to kiss you, especially without warning, it means that she is interested in you.

"Am I interesting, or are you interested in me?" I asked the woman with a smile.

"Because you're interesting, I'm interesting to you."

Ai Xiaochan really dares to love and admit it! I thought she would squirm and pinch, obviously like me, but she still doesn't admit it? Who knew that she would admit it generously.

"I like you like this, generous, not twisted." I kissed Ai Xiaochan in one bite.

She has kissed me, and when I kiss her, she naturally won't hide!

It's just that as soon as I put this mouth on it, I heard a "giggle" laugh in my ears.

This laughter was not made by Ai Xiaochan, but by Ai Xiaodie. I turned my head to see that Fluttershy had sat up from the bed, staring at me and Ai Xiaochan and laughing.

"My sister is not right, go and call Wei Xu." Ai Xiaochan said in a panic.

Wei Xu, the calf nose, didn't he brag that the female ghost had run away, and Ai Xiaodie was fine? What's going on now?

I hurried out the door in three steps and two steps.

Wei Xu, who was sitting on the sofa watching Ultraman, immediately burst out laughing when he saw me.

"Look at you, you ran out in a pair of pants, is that the tigress in the bedroom trying to eat you?" The unscrupulous calf nose said.

Fluttershy smiled, laughing so badly, go and take a look! I said.

"Laughed?" When Wei Xuan heard this, he immediately frowned and said, "It shouldn't be!" ”

"What shouldn't you? If you go up and look at it, you will know if it should be. "I turned the calf's nose white, and then I took him by the hand and dragged him upstairs.

By the time I led Wei Xu back to the bedroom, Fluttershy was back to normal. She lay quietly on the bed, as if she were asleep.

"It doesn't look like there's anything wrong with it!" Wei Xuan said after glancing at Ai Xiaodie.

But just now she woke up and was still smiling at the two of us. After Chen Xiyi ran out to find you, she didn't know why, she lay down and fell asleep again. Ai Xiaochan said.

"Go and get three sticks of incense, three pieces of paper money, and three candles." Wei Xuan commanded me.

"Why are they all three?" I asked, somewhat curiously.

"People have three souls, how much do you take if you don't take three?" The calf glanced at me and said, "Judging from what you two dictated, if Ai Xiaodie really has a problem, then most of the problem is with the three souls." ”

Although he didn't know what Wei Xuan was going to do, he looked very professional. So, after I put on my pants, I went to run an errand for him, and brought three sticks of incense, three pieces of paper money, and three candles.

"Follow the moon, reverse the stars, in order to use the moon." Wei Xuan recited such a sentence and said: "Candles are lit for the moon, and incense is burned for stars." The new moon is in Shen, the full moon is in exchange, and the moon is ugly. As for Samsung, it is divided into metal, fire, and earth. ”

I don't understand what Wei Xuan is thinking. But fortunately, she pointed there with her hand as she read it. All I had to do was put the candle and the incense in the direction he was pointing to.

The incense and candles were lit, and I pointed to the three pieces of paper money and asked, "How do you burn them?" ”

"Close the doors and windows and close the curtains first." Wei Xuan said.

It's going to smoke. The doors and windows were closed, the curtains were closed, and the smoke from the three sticks of incense kept circling around the house.

This thing is so smoky that it almost smoked my tears.

I deal with incense, candles, paper money every day, and I can't stand it anymore, and Ai Xiaochan is even more smoked and coughs there.

Wei Xuan lit the first piece of paper money, and smeared the ashes of the burning paper money on Ai Xiaodie's divine court.

Man has three souls, which are the heavenly soul, the earth soul and the human soul. As for the Divine Court that Wei Xuan plastered with paper money just now, it was the Heavenly Soul that was in charge.

Soon, the calf's nose lit a second piece of paper money, and smeared the burned paper money ash on the acupoint in the middle of the person, and the soul of the person was in charge of the soul.

"Heavenly souls and human souls are fine." Wei Xuan frowned and said, "I don't know if the problem is with the earth soul?" ”

I thought Wei Xu would continue to order the third piece of paper! Unexpectedly, the little calf actually handed me the third piece of paper money and said, "The last earth soul can only come to you." ”

"Why am I here?" I seemed to feel some malice from Wei Xu's words, and I felt that the calf's nose seemed to be trying to trap me.

"Because it depends on whether there is a problem with her earth soul, I have to smear the ashes from the third paper money on her Changqiang acupoint." Wei Xuan said.

"Where is Changqiang's acupoint?" I didn't react for a while.

"Located between the end of the coccyx and the anus." Wei Xuan said.

"Can I come?" Ai Xiaochan stood up, she obviously didn't want me to take advantage of her sister.

"If you're a man, a virgin, of course you can come."

Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "If not, then you can only let Chen Xiyi come." Although I am also a virgin in Xiaodao, we Taoist people do not look at incivility and do not touch incivility. ”

"You don't look at or touch, let this stinky boy look and touch, what kind of heart do you have?" Ai Xiaochan asked a little angrily.

"The heart of salvation."

Wei Xuan smiled helplessly and said, "Since you want to save people, you can't just move your mouth and not your hands." I can come to talk about things, but I have to let Chen Xiyi come if I do something or something. I have been working with him for so long, and I have slept in the same room, so we have a tacit understanding. If someone else helps me, I don't feel at ease. ”

"Don't have evil thoughts, not even a single star." Ai Xiaochan glared at me fiercely and said, "Otherwise, I will pinch you to death!" ”

"You're just guarding by the side, even if you lend me a hundred guts, I don't dare to have even the slightest evil thought!" I said with a smile.

"Listen to what you mean, if I don't keep watch, you're going to have evil thoughts?" Ai Xiaochan asked me.

"What evil thoughts, I'm saving your sister, okay? If it weren't for Wei Xu's hard dumping the pot at me, do you think I'd be willing? I gave the woman a blank look.

When I said this, Wei Xu's calf nose had actually turned his body on his back.

"You're pretty fast!" I say.

"Just like I did just now." Wei Xudao.

"Is it okay for me to hold his hand?" Just when I was about to take the previous point, Ai Xiaochan's woman suddenly came out with such a sentence.

"You hold his hand, how do you do it?" Wei Xuan asked.

He pressed his eyes and didn't look at them. I dipped his fingers in paper money ash, then held his hand and applied it to my sister's long strong hole. Ai Xiaochan said.

Wei Xuan frowned, thought for a moment, and then said, "Yes." ”

"Close your eyes and don't peek." Ai Xiaochan ordered at me fiercely.

If you don't look at it, you don't look at it, and it looks like someone is rare.

There was a sound of rustling, and I don't know if it was Ai Xiaochan's woman who was taking off her sister's pajama pants.

My eyes were closed, it was pitch black, and I couldn't see anything. In fact, even if I quietly opened my eyes and took a sneak peek, Ai Xiaochan would definitely not be able to find it.

However, I am a disciplined person, I am very upright, and I will never do such a reluctant thing.

I had to hold the paper money, so Ai Xiaochan took my hand and lit it there with a lighter.

"Don't burn me!" Fire thing, it doesn't have eyes. Now I can't see with these eyes, if Ai Xiaochan is not careful, I will be easily burned.

"It's good if it's hot, salty pork knuckles!"

This Ai Xiaochan, actually said that I was a groping pig? My hands are so thin, I don't have much meat, can I call them pig hands? As for saltiness, I didn't put salt in it, so I couldn't talk about it.

Although she said that she wanted to burn me, Ai Xiaochan didn't really burn me. From igniting the paper money to smearing the paper money dust on my fingers, I was not burned at all.

Women are animals that like knives and tofu hearts, saying one thing and doing another.