To be honest, I kind of want to laugh. I think the most likely moment in a person's life to scold his mother is probably to encounter this situation of "far away in the sky, close in front of him". The tomb of Aunt Braided is at the bottom of the Temple of Aunt Braid, which Granny Zhuang didn't expect when she wanted to break her brain, and the face she had after learning the truth, I can't help but laugh out loud when I think about it now. Although she didn't say anything at the time, I could tell that she had scolded "Fuck! ”

Anger is angry, and the rice still has to be eaten.

Everyone gathered around the round table, and "eight cool and eight hard" is not available every day. An old hen, with two legs and two wings, I was in the principle of respecting the old and loving the young, first sandwiched the two chicken thighs to Lao Lu and Granny Zhuang, and then in the gentlemanly demeanor of a man, I sandwiched a chicken wing to Pudding Sister. There was still the last chicken wing left on the plate, I looked at Han Benchu, Han Benchu also looked at me, and I said sincerely: "I don't like to eat chicken wings, you can eat it." ”

Han Benchu smiled politely and said, "Don't don't, you're a guest, or you eat." ”

So I took a bite without saying a word.

Han Benchu almost choked to death, and said with a confused face: "No, why don't you play cards according to the routine?" I thought you'd be polite again: I really don't like to eat. Then give me the wings. He looked unhappy, his mouth was bulging, and in the end he didn't withdraw from me, so he had to clip a piece of chicken breast for himself.

I said solemnly: "Xiao Han, the revolutionary contingent does not engage in these dinner table cultures, and what our party has consistently adhered to for many years is the fine criterion of "you don't like to eat." At this point, I patted him on the shoulder with the palm of my vicissitudes of life, and my eyes showed a kind of sincere teaching of a revolutionary veteran to the new recruits, and I said: "Remember, the revolution waits for no one, and the meal waits for no one, and opportunities are always reserved only for those who are prepared." Han Benchu listened to my words and nodded movingly, but in a blink of an eye, the big chicken breasts in the bowl were gone......

At the dinner table, everyone chatted while eating.

Granny Zhuang sighed: "I have been looking for the mausoleum of my ancestors here for decades, but I didn't expect that her tomb would be built under her temple. ”

Lao Lu said: "The tombs of the Tang Dynasty have always been strange. It's not like the Tibetan burial ground, nor is it like the Han burial ground. The people of the Tang Dynasty, especially the rich and powerful families, like to be buried in the mountains after death, with the mountain as a coffin, with Shinto, tombs, ear chambers, organs, etc. Its internal structure is extremely complex, the entrance of the tomb is often sealed with a huge stone, each stone, the light is thousands of catties, the weight is tens of thousands of catties. Even with modern technology, it is difficult to dig with an excavator. ”

Lao Lu took a sip of wine and continued: "There is a saying in the tomb robbery line: In the place in front of the mountain and behind the temple, there must be a treasure cave. Where the wind gathers and the water is hidden, there will be a great tomb. But none of these iron laws applied to the tombs of the Tang Dynasty. The Tang tomb is the most evil, and anything can happen. Let me tell you, I once saw something in an ancient tomb of the Tang Dynasty that you could not even imagine. Lao Lu said this, but for some reason, he sighed: "Alas, forget it, I still don't say it, I will enter the tomb tomorrow, now I talk too much, I'm afraid you will be afraid." ”

As soon as he said this, we were all anxious. Isn't your old Lu deliberately trying to appetize? But no matter how many of us begged him, this old deflated calf really didn't say a word. So, Granny Zhuang picked up the wine glass and quietly glanced at us, and we immediately understood, one cup after another of respecting Lao Lu, 53 degrees of Luzhou Erqu less than ten minutes of effort, just fucking like drinking Wang Laoji's half bottle down, burning Lao Lu's shriveled old face was red like a monkey's ass. We saw that the time was ripe, so we asked him about the ancient tomb of the Tang Dynasty.

Wine is a really good thing.

Lao Lu had more than half a bottle of burning knives in his stomach, and he didn't need to use any of them, he started to talk about it himself.

He made a wine gap and said to us while gesturing: "It was 92 years, I was still working in the Geological Exploration Bureau, and the Hebei Cultural Examination Institute called our bureau and said that a Tang Dynasty tomb was found in the mountains of Baoding, and the tomb entrance was full of large boulders to seal the door, and they couldn't open it, so let us send a few geological experts to the site to guide the work." ”

I asked, "And then?" ”

Lao Lu continued: "At that time, the bureau sent me. When I arrived, I drew the flaw in the door, the weakest point, and we blew it up with earth explosives. Although I wasn't a member of the Liberal Arts Institute at the time, I was involved in the command of the site after all, so I went in with a few of their archaeologists to see the excitement. ”

When he said this, he praised again and again: "Good fellow, that tomb road is really gorgeous, it is full of all kinds of deeds of the tomb owner during his lifetime, and the craftsman carved it into relief." Let me tell you, just that piece of relief, people are rushing to get it to the market. He gestured a square with his hand and said, "Just such a small piece is worth seven or eight hundred thousand." There's at least a few thousand pieces in there. ”

I said urgently: "No, Lao Lu, can you stop talking about calves?" Who cares how much these reliefs can sell for, didn't you say that you see something that we dare not imagine? What the hell is it? ”

At this time, Lao Lu said in a deep voice: "Later, I went deeper with a few archaeologists, and there were fucking bigger than the bathhouse in my hometown, and there were more than a dozen light ear rooms. We walked around and finally found the main burial chamber, which contained a beautiful "Hundred Flowers Hanging Coffin" in the middle! ”

Lao Lu smiled: "Do you know what a hanging coffin is?" ”

A few of us shook our heads like rattles.

Lao Lu gestured upwards with his finger: "It's a coffin hanging in mid-air with a rope." ”

It dawned on us, "Oh! Got it, got it. ”

After speaking, everyone touched a cup, urinated on their stomachs for a couple of pees, and then listened to Lao Lu talk down: "Those archaeologists opened the hanging coffin, I looked, I almost didn't have a heart attack!" You know what? The people in there are actually "wooden"! In the past thousand years, it has changed from a "human" to a "plant", the eyes and mouth are still there, and they can move, but they can't speak, and they don't know if it has human consciousness. I've never seen this kind of thing in my life! ”

We exclaimed, "Holy, really? And then after? Where did that thing go? ”

Lao Lu took a sip of wine and said: "At that time, it was cleared, no matter whether you are a mule or a horse, how high your official position is, how high your rank is, all of you stand outside the cave, and no one will go in." Then a few people came, mysteriously, and went into the tomb and took away all the tree people and the hanging coffin of the hundred flowers, and they didn't know where they had taken them. ”

I frowned and asked, "Who?" ”

Lao Lu thought for a while and said, "I don't know, I know what kind of research institute it is." Belongs to the top secret of the state. Later, I talked to an old man about it, and he told me that the name of this institution is "Unsolved Mysteries Institute". ”