I said why not, didn't it work to throw me from the taxi just now?

Chu Jiang said, that is a last resort in a hurry, throwing it is only a symptom, not a cure, judging from the situation of the taxi just now, the obsession of this "gift from the dead" is too heavy, I have been infected with the breath of these gifts from the dead, it is best to send it back, and the thing will be returned to the original owner.

Otherwise, if I just throw it away, these "dead man's gifts" will follow me until I die, until I find the next host.

It's so terrifying, after listening to Chu Jiang's explanation, I immediately turned around and picked up those jewelry, and hurriedly ran towards the old lady's community.

This way, I didn't dare to take the car, for fear of any more bizarre incidents, so I directly followed the mobile phone navigation all the way and ran in the green belt to avoid disasters.

I inquired about the doorman, and the doorman said that there was indeed such an old lady, but he didn't know how many floors he lived in, but this old lady, wearing a red sweatshirt every day, would move in the people's park on the opposite side at eight o'clock in the evening, and at that time, you can find it.

I can't help it, this community is very big, there are a lot of buildings, I can't knock on the door to find it, at this time I can only wait for the old lady to appear in the evening.

I called Xiaowen and asked her to wait for me at home, don't worry, I have to wait until the evening to go back, Xiaowen said let me stay safe.

I held the jewelry and sat on a recliner in People's Park across the street, waiting for night to fall.

Not far from me, there were two old men playing chess, happily playing, jumping horses and flying elephants, playing happily.

But I looked at it, I felt that something was wrong, just look, these two old men, go wrong, for example, everyone knows, horses can only walk the word "day", and like walking "field", these two old men walked blindly, and actually took the horse to the word field, and the arch pawn can also arch two steps at once, which is really interesting, neither of them can get down.

They all ate the veterans, and continued to play, they were sick, and there were people passing by, and no one seemed to see these two old men.

I couldn't help but laugh.

And these two old men, when they heard me laugh, couldn't help but look at me, and then they looked at each other, and then they both walked towards me, and I wondered why they walked towards me, is it because I laughed twice?

These two old men have been circling around me, what do you mean, look at how handsome I look?

But I suddenly lowered my head, and then I found the difference, these two old men's feet were not touching the ground, they were slightly floating off the ground, I still wondered, could it be that these two old men have peerless martial arts, what kind of "Ling Bo Weibu" or something, and look at my dignified appearance, and want to take me as an apprentice?

But after I was stunned for a while, I finally understood that these two old men were ghosts! Immediately frightened shouted, holding the jewelry in the park and running wildly, the two old men chased behind, but you think about it, how can I run past them, at this moment, in a panic, bumped into a person head-on, and hit the other party more than a foot away, I fixed my eyes to see, it was the old man holding the ash jar, the old man fell on his back, and the ash jar in his arms also flew!

At this time, the two evil ghost old men behind me were about to catch up with me, and in a hurry, I suddenly had a peculiar idea, and rushed to the old man's ash jar at a very fast speed, and then picked it up, opened the lid of the altar, and slammed the mouth of the altar at the two evil ghost old men chasing me!

Strange to say, the two old men didn't know what was inside the jar, so they ran back in fright, and disappeared again in an instant, and I hurriedly closed the lid of the jar again.

At this time, the fallen old man groaned and sat up, and muttered, "My son's ashes jar!" ”

I hurriedly returned the urn and lifted the old man up, the old man wanted to be angry, but when he saw that it was me, he was not angry, "Ah, young man, it's you, you almost broke my old waist." ”

"I'm sorry, uncle, I was just practicing the 100-meter race, and I didn't pay attention."

The old man said: "Yes, young man, you run really fast, I watch the news, what kind of Jamaican Bolt, run fast, your speed, it's no problem to surpass him, you can participate in the Olympics and win a gold medal." ”

I thought to myself, isn't it, I was chased by a ghost just now, can I not be happy?

The old man hugged the ash jar and suddenly said to himself, "My son is hungry again, and I have to find food for him." Then he left.

I was already drenched in cold sweat after sending the old man away, and it seems that some of the death jewelry must be handed over to this old lady as soon as possible, otherwise, my little life may not survive tomorrow morning.

Night soon fell, I anxiously looked around, looking for this old lady in red clothes, sure enough, at half past eight, I finally found such an old lady, wearing a red sports clothes, including shoes, all red sneakers, I seemed to see a savior, quickly ran over with this bag of jewelry, and shouted: "Auntie, you wait for me!" ”

At this time, the old lady in red was exercising, but the appearance of the exercise was a little strange, she was practicing walking backwards, in fact, walking backwards is also a popular exercise method at present, it is said that it can treat lumbar spondylosis and the like.

I ran towards the old lady as fast as I could, but the old lady seemed to walk quite fast, and even if she walked backwards, I couldn't catch up, and the faster I ran, the faster she walked backwards, which was really strange. It's not just weird, but it's also scary to think about, it's a little scary, you think, an old woman, walking so fast backwards, is it a ghost?

But at this point, I must return these death jewelry, whether she is a human or a ghost.

In this way, I chased in the People's Park, until ten o'clock in the evening, the old lady entered the community, I chased directly in, I chased into the first floor of the corridor, saw the old lady closed the door, I ran to the door, knocked hard, knocked for five minutes, but no one opened.

Could it be that the old lady is deaf?

I knocked out all the neighbors, let me be quiet, and if I knock on the door so loudly, I will be warned of disturbing the people.

Finally, just as I was about to give up, the door opened, but only a small crack opened, and an old voice came from inside, "Is there something wrong?" ”

The room was pitch black, and the lights weren't turned on, and I couldn't see anything, "Hello, old woman, this is the jewelry you gave to my girlfriend that day, and she came back, and I don't want the eight hundred yuan." ”

The old woman yelled angrily, "I don't want it!" ”

Then there was a thud and the door slammed shut.

It's just sick.

She doesn't want to do anything, I can't keep it, this thing hurts!

Then I called Chu Jiang again, saying that this old lady didn't want these jewelry.

Chu Jiang said, it seems that the situation is not good, it is more complicated than he imagined, I can dig a hole first, bury the jewelry, and then pee on the jewelry.

I said, what is the use of a urine catheter?

Chu Jiang suddenly said: "Oh, Brother Mu Feng, I forgot, you are not a virgin, the boy's urine works, but it is better to pee than not to pee." I'll be there for you in the next two days, and I'll do the next step when I get there, remember, don't touch these jewelry again until I arrive! ”

I dug a small pit under a lawn in People's Park according to Chu Jiang's method, put a cloth bag in it, then urinated and buried it with soil.

Hurriedly rushed home by car, Xiaowen asked me if I had gone back, and I said that I had already returned it.

Early the next morning, someone knocked on the door, saying that it was a community property, I just opened the door in my underwear, and I was held down by two uniformed policemen head-on, unable to move at all, and handcuffed me with a click, "Mu Feng, we have evidence to suspect that you are related to a murder case!" ”

Eight hundred question marks flashed in my head, who did I murder?

When Xiaowen heard the sound, she also rushed out, she was taken aback by this formation, and said hesitantly: "Comrade policeman, have you arrested the wrong person, my boyfriend is not a murderer, he is very timid, how dare he kill someone." ”