They were arguing about whether a piece of pottery was from the Spring and Autumn Period or the Warring States Period, and when they heard me calling, they came back slowly.

Xiao Jiu said, it's not a big deal, it's on me.

I asked him what he had planned.

He said, "Cheating, cheating, fighting, robbing, you can choose one."

I said, get out!

Donglin said that in fact, there is a good way, but it needs the cooperation of the queen.

Jin'er hurriedly said, I cooperate, unconditionally.

Then, Donglin began to deploy the plan, and I listened to it in a fog, looking at their solemn looks, I was embarrassed to say that you can explain it, but I really don't know what Donglin is talking about.

Donglin finished speaking and asked me, what do you think?

I nodded and said, yes.

Donglin asked again, where is it good.

I said, "Anywhere is good."

Donglin looked at me with a smile, then you can prepare.

What are you going to do, and what else is my business?

I walked slowly, thinking as I went.

Xiao Jiu said, Ding Qianqian, why are you going?

I said blankly, prepare, wasn't it Donglin's order?

Suddenly, the whole room shook as the three of them laughed.

Jin'er couldn't help but laugh and said, girl, you don't need to do this kind of thing yourself, I can just let someone do it.

I said, no, I don't have anything to do anyway, and the next person may not be doing it well, so I'll do it myself.

Donglin pulled me away, and said as he walked, give you the steps and hurry down, just like you know what you want you to do?

Later, I learned that they first asked a palace maid to seduce the big eunuch next to the prince. The big eunuch is the concubine's henchman, and only by getting rid of him first can he proceed with the next plan.

The plan went according to plan, and the news that the prince was poisoned by the big eunuch around him quickly spread in the palace, and the emperor was furious and ordered a thorough investigation, and it was checked and investigated, and it was found on the head of the concubine Niangniang.

The emperor didn't believe that such a kind woman would poison such a kind son, so he personally interrogated him.

Of course the kind-hearted concubine Niangniang didn't admit it, why didn't she admit it?

The emperor's ears were already soft, and he was the woman he loved, so this interrogation ended with him spending one night in the concubine's bed.

I was anxious and asked Donglin, what should I do now?

Donglin said, what do you say?

How do I know what to do, I'm not asking you.

At this time, Jin'er came out, dressed in a vegetarian body, and her face was particularly pretty.

I asked her what she was going to do.

She said to go and worship the Buddha.

It's all burning eyebrows, is it really feasible for you to cramm?

Although it is said that man will win the sky, but the thing is man-made, you don't do anything, just ask God to worship the Buddha, and the Buddha will also have a headache.

Donglin said, you go along.

I was surprised, what am I going to do?

Jin'er smiled and said, the food in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple is still good, the girl should try it.

Well, finally found a reason for me, I really have no reason not to go this time.

The queen mother arrived and enjoyed the supreme royal treatment.

From the beginning of entering the mountain gate, except for the birds, basically all the surrounding five miles were emptied, and some of them were too late to leave, and they were running wildly with their burdens, for fear of colliding with the phoenix.

I said to Jin'er, this is too inhumane, Buddhism pays attention to the equality of all beings, but as soon as you come, all living beings in the surrounding five miles are not equal, even if you worship the Buddha, the Buddha will blame.

Jin'er said that everything in the world has rules, and if I break the rules, the Buddha will blame me even more.

Well, you have the right to be justified.

The ability to name the Temple of Ten Thousand Buddhas is very great, and it pays attention to overwhelming you in momentum first, then intimidating you in the scale of the palace, and finally squeezing you in the incense money.

From the moment I entered the temple gate, I sighed, the temple has been built more beautiful than the palace in these years, how do you let the living beings living in thatched huts live?

Since I arrived at the temple, I always had to burn incense, so I knelt on the futon and chanted words in my mouth.

Ask the Buddha to bless me to count the money until my hand is broken, the marriage is smooth to the sky, the youth is eternal, the eternity lasts, Amitabha Buddha.

I put the incense on and bowed a few more times, as reverent as the gods were sitting on it looking at me.

After dinner, I was strolling around to eat when I saw a general walking towards me.

Reasoning, I should avoid suspicion, after all, I am the queen's mother, and the general belongs to the minister. But the surroundings were empty, and I had to turn around and run to avoid it.

Before I could make a move, he did it first.

I watched in amazement as he galloped in the direction he had just come, and couldn't help but chase after him.

This general, your money bag is gone.

He jerked to his feet and turned to me with his head bowed with a red face.

I don't know, I think he has a crush on me.

I said, "General, your money bag has dropped."

He took it with a red face, there was Miss Lao.

I'm busy waving my hand, you're welcome, I'm just dropping by.

He looked at me and stopped, and the money bag in his hand was about to be twisted into a twist by him.

I said, the general is not thinking about how to thank me, but he is afraid that the gold and silver jewelry are too vulgar, and I am afraid that my eyes will be stained.

He froze for a moment, then put his hand in his arms and began to pull out.

I didn't expect him to be so realistic, so I stopped him and said, a few taels of silver will do, although I am a little vulgar, but I am not insatiable.

He blushed and shoved the contents of his arms into my hands.

When I looked at it, it turned out to be a few small straw animals, although vivid, but not valuable.

I was disappointed, but I was embarrassed to say anything, so I said perfunctorily, it was very delicate and the workmanship was good.

He said that this was compiled by the most famous master in the mountain, and it was in short supply at every market.

Even if the supply exceeds demand, it is also a few copper plates can be sent, forget it, this is also a people's mind, I can not say, worthless things are exquisite are decorations, only valuable decorations have the value of collection.

In order not to make him sad, I said against my will that I would collect it well.

He looked at me dumbfounded.

I asked him, General, what's wrong with you?

He said that this is the queen's personal maid ordered someone to buy it, saying that it was to make the little prince happy, I think the girl is the queen mother, I am a foreign minister inconvenient to enter, I want to ask the girl to send it on my behalf, I don't want the girl to seem to be misunderstood.

It dawned on me, why didn't you say it earlier, I would be wrong.

His face turned even redder, and I had no intention of offending the girl, and I asked her not to be angry.

Can I not be angry, you didn't give me a copper plate, and let me do errands, this person is really, he can't be a man anymore, and I don't know how his official rank was promoted.

When I got back to my room, I heard someone call out to me before I could sit down.

Listening to the voice, it seems to be next to Jin'er.

I said, I'm here, come in.

She pushed open the door in a panic, saw me, and fell to her knees.

I was shocked, and I couldn't stand it when I got up and said.

She blushed, and I ran in a hurry, tripped over the threshold, and made the girl smile.

I said, "It's okay, as long as it doesn't break."

She threw herself on the dirt and asked me if the girl had come back from outside.

I said yes.

She looked at me, and stopped talking.

Fuck, it's really breathtaking to watch two people talk and stop talking all night.

I have a breath, say what you have, let it go, the words are said by people, and the farts are also put by people, holding back is not the style of being a man.

She blushed and muttered something quietly.

Thanks to my good ears, I heard her say, how can a girl speak so vulgarly.

I'm also embarrassed to tell her, when you went to the thatched house yesterday, you let out ten loud farts in a row, why didn't you feel vulgar at that time.

She looked at me, and said, "When the girl came from outside, she saw a general, in his early twenties, with a round face, and a very shy smile, and he blushed easily when he smiled.

I thought about it and said I saw it.

She hesitated for a long time and asked, "Did he give the girl anything?"

I think I'm going to do a lot of things, and the man gave me something of no value.

I took out the straw stuff and handed it to her.

She asked, incredulous, that it was these things he had given the girl.

I'm a little angry, what does she mean, is it just these few things that I still swallowed.

I said angrily, just these few things, said that the most famous master in the mountain made it up, do you want it?

She hurriedly took it, and there was Miss Lao.

I waved my hand, I'm going to rest, you go out.

She obviously had something to ask me, but she hesitated for a while and went out.

I'm still depressed in my heart, not to mention being treated as a little guy who teleports things, and being misunderstood and swallowed, it's really unlucky.

I was about to go to bed when I was woken up.

The name that called me was Aster, and she was the personal palace maid next to the queen, and I still had some intersection with her, and I was embarrassed to lose my temper, so I let her in.

Girl, I'm sorry to disturb you so late, but there are some things that need to be picked up, and the girl can sleep after picking them up.

Her words were so literary that I couldn't help but yawn and said, what are you taking?

She said that it was a few straw objects, which I had bought from outside by General Liu to make the little prince happy.

I'm surprised, haven't you already given things to you, why do you still come here again and again to ask for them?

I said, "Something has already been given to whoever is whom."

She asked me, who is who?

I said, "It's the one who is dressed in pink and has a piece of wood on his head."

She said she understood, turned and left.

When I closed the door, she couldn't help but reply, girl, it's not wood, it's a golden hairpin with a wood pattern, which was specially rewarded by the queen's mother.

I'm puzzled, make the golden hairpin look like wood, does this person want to show his wealth or cry poverty?

After meeting two groups of people after a while, I was a little thirsty, and remembered that the kitchen seemed to be stewed with pear soup, so I got up and went to the kitchen.

On the road, I met a person, in his early twenties, with a round face, very shy and smiling, and it was easy to blush when he smiled.

Hey, why is this adjective so familiar?