I smiled and held out my index and middle fingers at the corners of my mouth. For a while, there was an inexplicable sense of joy on the whole face.

"Sir, you're so humorous, but you'd better change the store!" The girl was not disturbed by the sudden joy, but her face turned cold. The cat in this cage is obviously very wary of this outsider. And the girl thought she was the guardian, so she naturally gave the order to evict the guest at the first time.

"Meow, meow, meow! Meow meow! A few muffled sounds came out of my mouth.

The wild cat in the cage suddenly fell silent. The black cat stood up and looked sideways at me, meowing.

"Meow!" I nodded.

The black cat took two steps ahead and looked at me with a suspicious look in his eyes.

This scene naturally made the girl on the side dumbfounded. I've never heard of such an effective way to communicate with cats!

"I want this cat!" Just as the black cat was about to get out of the cage by himself, an inappropriate voice came from the door.

I couldn't help but smile bitterly, this is really a narrow road! Zhang Tingming, who was going to visit by himself, actually met in this pet market, I don't know if it was fate or evil!

Of course, the latter is more reliable for me, and this product is obviously here to disrupt the situation!

I turned around, put down my hand, and moved the muscles on my face: "Master Zhang, it's really a place where you don't meet in life!" It's a pity that you're going to be disappointed, this cat is not from a pet store, which means that this cat just has to choose to see me and I have nothing to do with you. ”

"Humph! Master Ni, it's really thunderous! How could the champion of the last youth seminar suddenly come to Shanghai? Unfortunately, this is not the place for you to get along. I said I didn't want to see you, but you didn't listen, what should I do? ”

Zhang Tingming looked at me with a smile and said. Behind him, more than a dozen big men suddenly stood out, all with strong muscles and restrained eyes, which looked like they were connected. This will come out Obviously, this Heavenly Master did not have any good intentions.

"Alas!" I sighed, this world is like this, no matter what you do, even if you can see through the past and present lives, there are always things that you can't control. This Zhang Tingming is like this, he was originally going to find him once, but he didn't expect to send it to the door today. The sad thing is that he is negotiating with the black cat.

Using two fingers to push the corners of your mouth is not untargeted. It is not for nothing that the ancients said that cats and tigers were painted. Legend has it that the cat is the master of the tiger. And the cat also has the nickname of a smiling tiger because of this allusion.

When communicating with cats, it is natural to have an exaggerated smile. If you put the corners of your mouth up, it will become a slurred voice when you speak. Of course, this is only the first step. It also takes a certain amount of mental strength to communicate.

These are just little tricks. It's not worth mentioning, but it's very practical.

In the face of Zhang Tingming, I simply chose to ignore it. Continue to communicate with the black cat.

The previous general meaning was to say, "Xuan Mao, I have come to ask you to be my offering, are you willing?" ”

The black cat stood up and looked at me with puzzled eyes: "Tease me!" ”

"Really." I replied.

The black cat took a few steps forward, intending to take a closer look at me. At this time, Zhang Tingming appeared.

Now what I have to do is to continue the conversation just now: "Black cat, I am a disciple of the Daomen Buyi lineage. It's not much better to be my offering than if you were eating and sleeping outside, and as long as you want, you can come and go freely and have fish to eat every day. ”

I'm meowing non-stop here. Zhang Tingming was happy: "Hahahaha, this kid is stupid!" What kind of genius of the Dongmen Xuan Society, I think he is a fool. You see, she's talking to a cat! ”

I smiled and continued to look at the black cat.

Meow meow! The black cat said, "That person is laughing at you for being a fool!" ”

"It's good that you know, besides, shouldn't you, as my worship, help me solve these problems?" I said.

"I haven't promised you yet!" The black cat meowed.

"What does it matter? I'm clothy, and I won't be worthy of you, hurry up, let's get rid of that fly and go home. I persuaded.

"Meow!" The black cat finally nodded, stretched out its paws, opened the cage, and jumped onto my shoulder.

I stood up with a smile and faced Zhang Tingming.

"Why, scared silly, you like this black cat very much, don't you! I'll grab him and skin him later. It's also good to be a scarf. Hahahaha! ”

Zhang Tingming said with a smile.

I smiled and shook my head: "Are you stupid!" The cat doesn't even know that he dares to call himself a heavenly master. Seeing that you are only a fifth-grade beginner level of cultivation, do you know the meaning of the Heavenly Master? ”

"Humph! I know you've had a master's feast, but I'm a lot more than yours. Boy, you'd better be honest and fuck off, or I'll let them greet you well. If you come from afar and don't greet me, the landlord is too incompetent. Zhang Tingming said with a sinister smile. With a wave of his hand, the dozen or so big men behind him rushed over with their fists.

Master, I'm coming! Wang Lide was the first to block the front, with his experience in black boxing, Wang Lide really didn't have much stage fright.

But just when the two kings were about to touch each other,。 The black cat on my shoulder suddenly meowed. The stray cats in the cage rushed out of the cage one by one, revealing their sharp claws, and scratched at the faces of these big men.

"Oops! These cats are crazy! "First, a big man was pounced on in the face by a tanuki cat, and ten sharp claws unceremoniously went from his eyes to the corners of his mouth, leaving ten neat scratches.

The big man was pounced on and fell directly to the ground, but the cat still didn't let go. While a terrible roar, meow meow! While waving his claws, he kept tearing and scratching.

Others were similar to him, but Zhang Tingming was not attacked in the slightest. At this time, it was a cold sweat. These people are no ordinary people. are all black boxers, kung fu foundation, each of them is three or five people who can't get close to the master, but at this moment they are torn apart by a cat and have no power to fight back, is this still a heavenly reason?

"Zhang Tianshi, am I stupid or are you stupid now?" I asked with a smile.

"Ahem. Misunderstand! Misunderstand! That's fine, I'll go first. Zhang Tingmin coughed dryly, turned around and left.

"Oops! O Heavenly Master! Don't sit down? Wang Lide shouted at the top of his voice.

Zhang Tingmin twitched, but he didn't look back, and trotted all the way. The group of men, seeing that Zhang Tingmin was gone, would stay, and ran away one by one.

"Cut! People in this big city can't help fighting! What kind of urine sex is it all about! Wang Lide pouted disdainfully.

"Lide, don't talk nonsense." I waved my hand to interrupt Wang Lide's complaint, and then said: "These people are not bloodless, they are for money." If it were you, would you be desperate? ”

Wang Lide shook his head: "Fools are desperate for you!" Life is your own, and money is endless. ”

Hahahaha! Wang Lide's words caused a burst of laughter, especially Xiao Yang, who was carrying the camera, laughed even more breathlessly. Today's incident is indeed a rare scene for Xiao Yang. O Heavenly Master! I ran away in disgrace! If this is broadcast, this Shanghai is estimated to be an earthquake!

But that's none of my business. As long as the news weighs enough, it's worth everything!

"That, you can take the black cat, I'm here!" The girl said timidly.

That's when I noticed that the whole pet store was in a mess. At the moment, he said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'll compensate for the loss here." By the way, this pet shop is not suitable for you to open in the future, take the money and change your career. ”

The impression I have of this girl is still very good, and I can't get over this farce, and I can't get over it. Coupled with the fact that he took away the Xuan Cat, this pet store is equivalent to one less fortune-beckoning beast. Business is bound to plummet in the future.

"That's a total of 3,200 yuan, and the damage is all cages, but fortunately these pets are fine." The girl said.

I smiled and reached out and took out a bank card from my wallet: "There should be 200,000 in this card." Enough for your loss. Later, you will sell this storefront. It should be possible to change the storefront. ”

"No, not so much." The girl said with some restraint.

I smiled and put the bank card on the table: "The password is the original password. It's good for you to pick it up yourself. ”

With that, I turned and walked out the door. I didn't take it to heart. Unexpectedly, not long after, this inconspicuous little thing made me gain a lot again. The so-called time is also, life is also. Heaven goes back and forth, who can say clearly.

The black cat is still a lazy look. As if my shoulders were very comfortable, this black cat was always lying on my shoulder and napping, looking lazy.

"Boss, are we going straight now, Putuo Temple? I've long seen that those monks are not pleasing to the eye, do you want to take a large group of cats and go over? Xiao Yang asked with excitement on his face.

"Don't worry, Xuanmao and I are just a verbal contract, and we will go back and do it to correct the Xuanmao. So that the cat can deal with the mouse! I smiled.

Today's harvest is quite large, the appearance of the Xuan Cat is rare in a hundred years, to be honest, I don't have much hope. It was only when I saw the squirrel that I remembered that the cat might have been born.

I didn't expect to really encounter it. This black cat looks a little listless. But even if it is placed at home, it is absolutely inviolable, and it is the best choice for the town house.

Back to the villa. My cousin and sister-in-law were not there. I didn't think much about it, I directly called Jiao Tong and the four of them, and prepared the altar.

Wear your robes! Holding a mahogany sword in his hand. Stand in front of the altar.

"Daomen cloth is in the same vein, disciple Ni Ge, please enter the customs today. Shock the home, worship for respect. Rush as a law. ”