02 - Assassin

While talking about the blessing of the Bodhisattva, Wang Xiaolai had already closed his eyes, and complained in his heart that I had created something, and I encountered a murder case in a daze, and I was afraid that tomorrow's news headlines would be shocked, and innocent tourists were killed and so on...

Just as Wang Xiaolai was thinking crankily in his heart, he suddenly heard the horse's hooves behind his head thundering, accompanied by a deafening chorus shouting: "Your Majesty, don't be alarmed, the Yulin Army is here." ”

As soon as he turned around, the galloping scene of thousands of horses that can only be seen in movies appeared in Wang Xiaolai's eyes.

Wang Xiaolai opened his mouth wide and muttered to himself: "Good girl, this crew is too hard, just filming a scene, and making such a big scene." ”

Before the exclamations fell, the countless cavalry swept swiftly past Wang Xiaolai's flanks and rushed towards the group actors who played the assassins.

Those assassin group actors also have something, and when they saw this scene, they didn't think about it, so they turned around and ran away.

It's just how two legs run over four legs.

But for a moment, on the horizon at the end of the line of sight, a battle and wolf smoke rose.

At this time, Wang Xiaolai was still holding the actress in his arms.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty."

The panicked shouts came down the wind, and I saw a few little eunuchs staggering over, and when they came to the front, they fell to the ground with a plop, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and their tone was panicked.

Wang Xiaolai looked blankly at the actress in his arms whose face was pale and most likely to have been knocked unconscious by himself, and his mind couldn't turn for a while, are they really filming, or is this girl really an emperor?

"Bold assassin, let your majesty go."

A group performance that looked like a little eunuch pulled up the duck's voice and shouted loudly.

Before Wang Xiaolai could speak, two groups of actors rushed up and pushed Wang Xiaolai away.

Caught off guard for a while, Wang Xiaolai was pushed to the ground, and watched the few people who looked like little eunuchs huddle around and take the actress away.

Only Wang Xiaolai was left to sit alone in place.

After a long time, he reacted, his eyes flew straight away, and he shook his head in his heart and scolded these people for not being polite at all, I saved your people, and you didn't even say a word of thanks.

was muttering, I felt someone staring at him, and when I looked up, it was a group performance of several little eunuchs, hiding aside, looking at myself directly.

"What?" Wang Xiaolai asked angrily.

The little eunuch gritted his teeth viciously: "Traitor, if you dare to murder Your Majesty, when Your Majesty wakes up, you will definitely cut off your dog's head." ”

Hearing this, Wang Xiaolai directly scolded: "Murder Nima, you are too deep in the play, I really think that you can win the actor, there is something wrong." ”

As he spoke, Wang Xiaolai turned around and was about to leave.

I never thought that those little eunuchs rushed up, hugged their legs, grabbed their hair, and didn't let him go.

When the two sides were at a stalemate, the previous cavalry went and returned, and the group of assassins on horseback was pressed to the front, and the leading cavalry was puzzled for a while when they saw this, and asked: "How many fathers-in-law, who are you?" ”

A small eunuch let go of Wang Xiaolai, ran quickly to catch up, went to the front and grabbed the head of the leading cavalry, and pointed at Wang Xiaolai: "General, this person is a fellow thief, and Gonggong Zhao has an order to take him down and watch him, and he can't let him go." ”

With a crisp whip sound, the leading warrior raised his whip and pointed at Wang Xiaolai: "Take it." ”

Caught off guard, Wang Xiaolai was kicked to the ground, his backpack and Polaroid camera were all taken away, and the whole person was tied into a dumpling.

"Eh, what's the matter with you, come to the truth, just say the name of your crew, believe it or not, I'll sue you, hurry up and loosen Lao Tzu."

With a whip, Wang Xiaolai's shoulder hurt hotly, and he also knew that these people would not reason with him.

Wang Xiaolai, who suffered such a big loss, closed his mouth very brightly, he didn't want to be whipped again, but he just scolded a few words in his heart, which was indispensable.

Moreover, what this guy is thinking in his heart at this time is that you should be arrogant now, and when you see your person in charge, if you don't squeeze your crew clean, Lao Tzu Wang will write it upside down.

With a calculation in his heart, he came to a huge camp, and several knights dismounted and escorted Wang Xiaolai and those assassins to the camp.

Wang Xiaolai peeked at the little eunuch with his backpack walking in front.

All the people kept their heads down, not daring to look around.

That is, Wang Xiaolai, taking this opportunity, looked left and right to see if there were any cameras or something, so as to collect evidence of these people's crimes.

Unfortunately, the camera was not found, but a pile of wild animal carcasses was seen in a clearing in the camp.

"Hehe, this crew is filming openly, but secretly poaching wild animals, see how Lao Tzu will sue you when he goes out."

Wang Xiaolai thought in his heart.

Suddenly, the team stopped, Wang Xiaolai looked up, and more than ten steps before the meeting, there was a huge tent that was luxurious to the extreme.

The little eunuch with his backpack bowed his head and walked in, and for about two or three minutes, he hunched over and stepped backwards.

"General, the prince has an order to bring these assassins in."

The little eunuch turned to the cavalry leader and said.

only heard a sound, a sound of iron tools picking up swords and removing knives, Wang Xiaolai didn't even react, he was carried into the tent like a chicken cub.

In the account, there is a red sandalwood bookcase facing the entrance, but there is no one sitting behind the bookcase, and there is a unique Hu bed on the right side of the bookcase, that is, on the left hand side of Wang Xiaolai.

On the Hu bed, there were one or two old men with frosty white temples.

The old man hung a sword around his waist, wore a plain white cotton robe, closed his eyes, and played with a string of Buddhist beads in his hand.

As soon as they saw the old man, the heavily armed cavalry and eunuchs knelt down one after another, shouting the prince in their mouths.

Wang Xiaolai turned his head left and right: "??? Call me? ”

Hearing this, the old man opened his eyes, stood up with his palms propped up on his legs, and swept his eyes over Wang Xiaolai and the assassins in a group, not angry and arrogant.

"Get on your knees."

The little eunuch carrying Wang Xiaolai's backpack turned around, and the male duck snorted.

Before Wang Xiaolai could react, he felt his back knee go weak and was kicked to the ground directly.

"These are the thieves who assassinated the saint?"

The old man walked a few steps, came to the front, looked at Wang Xiaolai and other people, and asked coldly.

In fact, Wang Xiaolai really wanted to come up with a three-character scripture, but before he could speak, someone snatched the conversation.

"Back to the prince, these thieves are the ones who make trouble." The eunuch said.

The old man twisted his beard with his left hand, waved his hand, and pointed at a few people except Wang Xiaolai: "Take these people down and ask about the situation." ”

A guard came up, bowed down and said, "Back to the prince, when these people were arrested, they had already taken poison and became mute. ”

The old man frowned when he heard this, thought for a while, and said, "Then cut it all." ”

The guards came up at the same time and grabbed Wang Xiaolai and took him down.

Wang Xiaolai's heart: ??? All cut? I'm not with them.

"Wait!"

In a hurry, Wang Xiaolai shouted directly.

He kept struggling, and several cavalry men couldn't hold him down.

The old man was aroused by Wang Xiaolai's actions, stretched out his hand, stopped the person, and frowned at Wang Xiaolai: "What else do you have to say?" ”

Wang Xiaolai shouted: "Yes." ”

The old man's eyebrows were full of doubts: "Speak? ”

Wang Xiaolai said: "Uncle, I'm just a passing soy sauce player, I don't know them, I just accidentally broke in, don't wronged a good person." ”

When the old man heard this, his brows were twisted into Sichuan characters, and when he stepped up, he grabbed Wang Xiaolai's collar and shouted in a low voice: "Royal paddock, how could you break in by mistake?" You did it on purpose. Look at the strange clothes on your body, it is clear that you are not from my Central Plains, and say, where are you sacred. ”

Wang Xiaolai was so angry that he was about to go crazy, and he couldn't wait to scold him on the spot, but after judging the time, Wang Xiaolai still chose to swallow his anger.

He was patient, slowed down his temper, and said kindly: "I said uncle, what kind of sacredness can I be a hard-working university librarian, I just accidentally broke in when I was traveling, if I am offended, I can't make amends, as for the knife and gun?" You said you were such a big person, as for losing your temper with a little ant like me? ”

The old man sneered: "Royal paddock, don't say it's a person, even if it's a bird, it can't fly in, don't think that the old man can fool me when he is old." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, three or two sparrows were jumping around the doorway.

Wang Xiaolai peeked at the old man, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and the expression on his face was calm.

"Well, you don't believe me, do you?"

For a long time, Wang Xiaolai reacted and spoke.

The old man spread his hand at Wang Xiaolai: "You said that you are not an assassin accomplice, then good, you show evidence, and the old man will believe you." ”

When Wang Xiaolai heard this, he stood up, and a knight wanted to press his shoulder, but he was shown to retreat by the old man's eyes.

"Bring it."

Under the gaze of everyone, Wang Xiaolai walked in front of the little eunuch and stretched out his hand.

The little eunuch was still a little flustered: "What? ”

Seeing this, Wang Xiaolai rolled his eyes, pulled his backpack from the little eunuch's shoulder, stabbed it, pulled the zipper, and poured out all the things inside.

Data cable, charger, mobile phone, potato chips, spicy strips, jelly, cola, laotan sauerkraut, etc.

By the way, there is also a half-pack of cigarettes, as well as a regular lighter.

By the way, Wang Xiaolai snatched his Polaroid camera from the little eunuch's hand, threw it in front of the old man, and said angrily: "Doesn't your assassin take a gun and load a bag of snacks to assassinate!" ”