Chapter 33: The Brain Is Watered
Gu Lanting's fingers moved slightly, and he put the sunspot into the jar *** and raised his eyebrows: "Back to Your Majesty, the ministers have bad deeds, and they know that they are not worthy of the princess." ”
The posture is respectful, and the voice is also gentle and polite. However, this position is tenacious, as if no one can shake it.
"Bad deeds?"
"Yes."
"What about staying in the Qinglou overnight." The emperor snorted coldly and looked at the young man in front of him again, this child entered the palace at the age of seven, and studied and learned calligraphy with the princes and princesses, almost he grew up, whether those rumors in the outside world are true or false, he still doesn't know?
"Not only."
"Oh?" The emperor's fingers casually tapped on the chessboard: "Tell me and listen." I also want to know what the first gentleman of Great Wei has to do. ”
"Your Majesty, have you heard about the recent rumors about Wechen?"
The emperor's hand suddenly stopped, but after an instant, it gradually relaxed, and smiled: "What new rumors have been out there recently?" ”
"Back to Your Majesty, now that the emperor is in Kyoto, the minister has a ...... with a woman Personal relationship. ”
The emperor rubbed a black chess piece, and his narrow eyes stared at him: "Who released this kind of rumor out of nothing, I will send the embroidery department to investigate it tomorrow!" ”
The words themselves are the dictatorship of "if I say it is a rumor, it can only be a rumor", but it sounds like a cover for "I can help you clear your name if you have any stain".
And what Gu Lanting wanted was a stain, he got up, bowed to the ground, and said six words respectfully: "This matter is true." ”
At the same time, Li Chenghuan, who lives in the lines, is confronting Yang Yi in Wanhualou.
"Is it a capital offense to accidentally break into the green building?"
"It's not."
"Is disturbing His Highness Yaxing a capital offense?"
"It's not."
"Is it a capital offense to leave now, then?"
"It's not."
"In that case." Li Chenghuan smiled dryly and said, "Can you, can you, think about it, and let the lowly take off the things above your head?" ”
"I can't."
Li Chenghuan raised his hands high, carefully held a porcelain bowl above his head, and scolded the ruthless Yang Yi tens of millions of times in his heart: can come up with the torture of ink on her head, this person has surpassed the master brother in her heart since then, and has been on the first pervert list.
And Yang Yi sat firmly in front of the desk, writing with a pen, as if she had consumed it, skimming and pinching, not moving like a mountain.
"Do you think this kind of punishment will stump me? I've practiced horse walking! "Li Chenghuan saw that if he didn't eat the soft one, he would come to the hard one.
"Miss Li thinks it's too easy to stand? Then it will be done for you. Yang Yi dropped a sentence without raising his head.
A guard immediately came up and "helped" her to set up a posture of Zamabu, and by the way, put the bowl of ink firmly in her hand: "Take it, sprinkle a drop and you will be punished with death!" ”
What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot? Li Chenghuan looked at the sky speechlessly.
However, Li Chenghuan has been punished countless times since he was a child, and he will never bear it in peace, he always has to think about how to find some balance for himself in the midst of suffering.
So after a while, she started to be a little expert again: "Do you think Zama Bu can stump me?" Hehe! I've been walking for two hours every day since I was five years old! ”
"Yes." Yang Yi sneered, "Come on, give Miss Li another bowl." ”
Immediately, a guard came over with a bowl of black ink: "One bowl in one hand, hey! ”
Li Chenghuan gritted his teeth and took it, cursing the death pervert 30,000 times in his heart, and still smiling on his face: "How does Your Highness punish the lowly position, the lowly position is willing to accept it, but the lowly duty feels sorry for Your Highness, the sky is dark after these two bowls of ink are written, are your hands tired?" ”
"Boom." With a soft sound, Yang Yi finally put down his pen and looked up at her, his ink-colored eyes were as cold as frost: "You come here." ”
"Huh?"
"Come here."
Li Chenghuan was mentally prepared to carry it to the end, and stood up straight with two bowls of ink in his hands: "If Your Highness has any orders, just explain your humble duties like this!" ”
Yang Yi smiled slightly, and the unfathomable nature of the superior immediately appeared on his face, making this smile more frightening than not smiling. His gaze fell lightly on Li Chenghuan.
It was this oppressive aura again, and Li Chenghuan involuntarily took a step back. Fang just fell into the bathtub, and her hair and robe were wet, but fortunately she was wearing a black narrow-sleeved robe today, so she was not too embarrassed. But when a man looked at her like this, she still had goosebumps:"
He got up, walked in front of Li Chenghuan with his hands in his hand, leaned over slightly, stared at her eyes and said, "Since Miss Li feels so sorry for me, why don't you feel sorry for me to the end?" He raised his eyebrows, and suddenly pressed his hands on Li Chenghuan's shoulders.
This son of a bitch! Dead perverted! When you go back, you must find Yu Shitai to participate in him!
Li Chenghuan left his head back a little distance, and tried to buy time for himself: "His Royal Highness the Prince!" I can't pick my hands and can't carry my shoulders, how can the neighbors say that I'm coming, oh...... 'burn incense to beat the Bodhisattva, worship the Buddha to smash the King Kong'...... As the prince of a country, what can make me feel distressed! ”
"It doesn't matter. Prince Ben does not dislike it. The hands pressed on her shoulders were clearly not forced, but they made people unable to move, Li Chenghuan said secretly: This dead pervert actually has a good martial arts! There was no time to sigh, and he fell into another despair. Yang Yi had already lowered her head and approached, and the hot breath she exhaled blew at the root of her ear: "I can feel sorry for you, anyway, you are here, these clothes are wet, and it is so uncomfortable to wear." ”
His hands slowly slid to his waist, Li Chenghuan couldn't avoid it, he couldn't bear it, gritted his teeth fiercely, raised his hands and poured it-
"Oh my God! His Royal Highness the Prince!! ”
The entourage who pushed the door in stood at the door in shock, stunned as the jet-black ink flowed down Yang Yi's head and stained his whole body......
"Your Highness's forgiveness!!" After reacting, Puff Puff knelt down all over the place.
"I ...... Despicable crimes deserve death! Knowing what kind of disaster he had caused here, Li Chenghuan also quickly knelt down.
"Your Highness, the servants are waiting for you to bathe and change your clothes...... "The guard kneeling on the ground trembled and offered a handkerchief.
Yang Yi came back to his senses at this time, took the handkerchief and wiped his face.
"Why are you still stunned, go get hot water!"
"Don't alarm the people outside! Don't let those girls see it! ”
"Get a clean set of clothes from the carriage! Right! It's just that blue suit! ”
An entourage brought hot water, and everyone didn't dare to come out, for fear that their heads would move...... After all, Yang Yi has always called for wind and rain in the court, and has always shown people with an absolutely cold image, when has he ever lost such a big person?
Yang Yi didn't speak, just stood in the room, letting his entourage wipe the ink off his face little by little, until a white complexion appeared on his face, and then he glanced coldly at Li Chenghuan who was kneeling on the ground.
"Pass my order and bring this woman back to the East Palace!"
Li Chenghuan, a little expert in death, is naturally not afraid of death, she raised her head, frowned at the man in front of her, and thought about a question: "His brain is not in the water, right?" ”