Chapter 25: Buying a Pot
I listened to Pudding and Lao Lu with relish, not to mention, what Han Benchu said was really a strange thing. But after listening to this story, in addition to cigarettes one after another, I couldn't help but have many doubts in my heart. We all know that the dog is an extremely loyal animal, and even if it starves to death, it will not be able to harm its owner. But why did this tailless puppy show his murderous intent to his owner when facing the hot pot?
The tailless puppy's behavior after being kicked out of the house was also very abnormal, it neither guarded the door of the fifth floor, nor left in a huff, but chose to live in the flower bed in the community, and did not make any noise, nor did he say that he would come back and knock on the door when he was free, as if he was ...... All in all, it's weird.
But we can leave these issues aside for now.
What I'm more concerned about now is: What kind of pot was Han Benchu eating at that time?
Han Benchu understood what we meant, he shook his head and said in a low voice: "I know, you must be thinking that I must have eaten the Yin Yang Pot at that time, so a lot of strange things happened. But you all guessed wrong, I wasn't eating a yin-yang pot at the time, just an ordinary single-mouth hot pot. I didn't even know what a yin-yang pot was at that time. ”
So he goes on to tell us the rest of the story:
After the tailless puppy was killed, Han Benchu was so grief-stricken that he buried his body that had been blown up by the little hooligans outside the community, and then went home and hid in the house and cried. He felt that it was all his fault, that he had done it.
Thinking of this, he slammed the door and ran to the supermarket and spent more than 300 yuan, bought a lot of hot pot ingredients, base materials, wine, and bought incense burners and paper money.
But when he returned home after buying it, Han Benchu suddenly remembered that the pot in his house had already been thrown down from the fifth floor. You don't have anything to do with eating hot pot, but why don't you have a pot? So he ran back to buy the pot, but it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and the supermarket had already closed. Han Ben was angry and stomped his feet, thinking that what was wrong with the fucking people when they were unlucky.
But tonight he is iron-headed, he must let the dead tailless puppy eat a hot pot, even if it is to smash the supermarket, he will get a pot! Thinking of this, Han Benchu violently slammed on the glass door of the supermarket, and shouted inside while slapping: "Is there anyone?" Is there anyone in there? ”
In the dark supermarket, an old man who was sleeping and staring at him came out with his eyes rubbed, and scolded and scolded: "You Hapi, open-minded, melon baby, what are you shooting, what are you doing in the middle of the night?" ”
Han Benchu was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself that there is really someone?
Just ask him, "Are you the boss?" ”
The old man said, "No, I'm on night duty to watch the goods." ”
Han Benchu hurriedly handed him a cigarette, and said in a pleading tone: "Uncle, uncle, listen to me, I have an emergency, I really have an emergency, I need a pot that can cook hot pot, can you sell me one?" ”
Han Benchu was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so he gestured with his hand as he spoke.
The old man said: "Oh young man, this is a supermarket, not a commissary, the goods must be scanned to demagnetize the goods in and out, how can I sell them to you?" Didn't you see that the power was cut off, the computer couldn't be turned on, there was no way to pay, if I forcibly gave it to you, it would trigger the alarm to automatically alarm, then we had to go to the detention center tonight to spend the night, you know? ”
As soon as Han Benchu heard that people didn't want to sell him, he was as anxious as a cat's paw, and when he thought that he couldn't even fulfill this wish, he cried as soon as his nose was sore, and he was crying when he squatted at the door of the supermarket. The old man inside was really crying when he saw this kid, thinking that he was probably really in a hurry, but he didn't understand, what urgent matter had to use hot pot? However, he saw that Han Benchu was not bad, and he didn't look like a bad person, so he patted the glass and shouted at him: "Hey, young man." ”
Han Benchu turned his head, with a lot of tears and snot, and before anyone could speak, he asked, "Are you willing to sell the pot to me?" ”
The old man said, "No, no, young man, you misunderstood, didn't I tell you, if I sell you the goods privately, we will enter the detention center tonight." ”
Han Benchu cried again when he heard this.
Seeing this, the old man first sighed, then shook his head and said with a wry smile: "You said that you are a big man, don't you just buy a pot, what are you crying about, Meng Jiangnu even cried on the Great Wall, and I didn't see her cry out of a pot." ”
It's good that the old man didn't say this, but when he said this, Han Benchu cried even more. The old man said helplessly: "Come on, don't cry in the middle of the night, let me tell you, young man, although I can't give you the goods in the supermarket, but I know that there is a time-honored store that specializes in buying pots and pans, and now this point may not be closed, their family has sold pots for three generations, and there are all kinds of pots, no matter if you want a wok, a stewed pot, a steamer, or a hot pot, they can buy it, hehehe......"
When Han Benchu heard this, he was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that there is still such a thing? He thanked the old man who watched the door, then took out his mobile phone, wrote down the address of the time-honored pot shop, and without saying a word, shook a Didi car and ran over. After getting into the car, he looked at the watch and kept urging the driver: "Hurry, hurry, master, drive faster." ”
The driver said in a thick Sichuan local dialect: "Then you have to give me a good review, five-star." ”
Han Benchu was in a hurry and blindly promised others: "Don't say praise, I'll send you a pennant." ”
The driver was also an honest man, and he thought that Han Benchu was serious, and the speed had really accelerated a lot. Although Han Benchu, who was sitting next to him, was very happy, he couldn't help but have a trace of doubt, thinking how could there be a shop that sold pots that was still open at night?
Twenty minutes later, Han Benchu arrived at the place that the old man said, this is a quiet alley, in the words of our old Beijing, it is called "Hutong", this alley is dark and oppressive, but you can vaguely see that there is a shop inside, there is a faint lamp hanging in front of the door, after the old man told Han Benchu the address, he told him that as long as he saw a dark red light hanging in front of a store, that is.
Han Benchu took a closer look, and the faint lamp in the alley was really dark red, and he was overjoyed, it seemed that he had found the right place, so he quickened his pace and walked inside. The driver of the dropper behind him shouted to his distant figure: "Don't forget to give me a good review, young man!" Forget about the pennant, anyway, I know that you are blowing blindly, and besides, red is also unlucky. ”
Han Benchu was in a hurry to buy the pot, and he had already forgotten about the praise, and without looking back, he walked to the pot shop with dark red lanterns......