Chapter 514: Survival
γChapter error, click here to reportγ
I watched as the head lantern flew up behind me.
Originally, her eyes were empty and very weird, but now she has a pair of dexterous eyes, which are swaying around, apparently a new passenger sitting on a hot air balloon with a human head.
Miss Dong flew from afar, and laughed loudly: "Fortunately, I bet right, wait for them to run out of bullets, and then take off, a thousand shots...... They really didn't expect that I would be able to fly except for these gliders, and they didn't leave bullets at all. β
I sat on the other glider and yelled excitedly, "That's right, no one would have thought your head could fly........ is worthy of the smart and gentle Miss Dong. β
"That's it." Miss Dong's head smiled happily, and sighed faintly and said, "However, I was also right, this eye-looking girl is really the main eye..... I snatched the body with my eyes once, and now I have the idea to fly with my eyes....... It's just that this time Guo Guli ran away again, and Shao Xiaoxue, who put me on her head, I left her body, and that infatuated stupid woman was only afraid of staying in that village, and she would be more than lucky. β
"Hahaha!"
Miao Qianqian and a few people were on another glider, and they also yelled at us: "Why are we worried about the enemy? We can't even worry about it...... This trip was a complete success! rescued Miss Dong and brought a girl with eyes, we gathered our facial features, and gave a pair of intestines, buy one get one free! Awesome! β
Luo Yi also laughed and said: "Although Guo Guli just blackened us, that guy is really a lewd human spirit, saying that we are fake, let the old lady Duoha take the whole village to the cliff to chase us, and abandon Shao Xiaoxue, who loves him deeply, I am only afraid that I will take the opportunity to go down from the normal mountain road, and now I am afraid that he will leave this terrible village like us...... What a shrewd and cunning villain, but we are not the same as we were back then, if he dares to come to Miss Dong, we will blow his head up! β
Zhang Jing also said: "Yes! Right! Master, haha, not only did you save Miss Dong, but I also rescued my master. β
"Such a happy thing, the little white fox didn't come, I'm in heaven! I'll fly! Xiao Qing'er was a little unwilling, and lowered her head with great interest, looking at the green mountain scenery below.
I smiled and was quite happy.
The rest of my life after the catastrophe, really..... It's very relaxed, I feel relieved, and I can laugh like a happy fool.
We were a group of three points in the sky.
Forming triangles, each flying high in the sky, two gliders, and a flying lantern with a human head, a hot air balloon that lifts into the air with yin air.
Bang la blah.
The surrounding mountain breeze blew our clothes and hair brushes.
I said, "I guess the old lady Doha in the back is so angry that she can't do it, but she is also a poor person." β
"Hey, hey, hey, it's so much more exciting than bungee jumping! You can still run if you pretend to be forced, no, you can still go to the sky if you pretend to be forced!" Miao Qianqian laughed, pulled her voice with incomplete tones, and the whole thing was set up on the glider, shaking back and forth, singing high, "I want to bloom with life......"
"Get out!!"
Luo Yi, who was sitting on a glider next to him, covered his mouth and smiled, "Big dick cute girl, stop singing, it's really saliva that sprays my face." β
"Whew! Let's talk about me again, my mother will make you a mushroom lover, let you hold a pot of mushrooms every day, and complain! Miao Qianqian glared at her fiercely.
"Ouch hey! You girl, don't let me have a spring, you now have an Indian holy relic, you are the real sexual power Indian holy woman, in charge of human nature, whoever wants to have a spring will have a spring, the man born in the soil is simply staring at who is pregnant! Luo was so frightened for a moment that he hurriedly begged for mercy, he was really afraid that Miao Qianqian would do it for her.
When I heard this, I laughed dumbly and watched them make a noise.
Our group finally returned safely, so excited that we sang songs, which was the joy of the rest of our lives after the catastrophe, in fact, everyone was extremely excited.
The harvest is indeed extremely rich.
not only snatched Miss Dong back from the shady marmot, but also brought back the eye-girl and a pair of Liu Anu's intestines, which was simply a qualitative change, and three Tai Sui organs at once.....
It didn't take long for us to land, crash into a large tree, and almost all of us had bruises.
After all, several of us are not professionals, we don't know how to steer, so we can only let ourselves fall freely, but we can barely land safely.
The glider is a thing that reduces the speed of falling, which is similar to parachuting, and the technical content is not too high, as long as the luck is not bad and it does not fall to a dangerous place.
A few of us threw the glider casually, got up, picked up Miss Dong's head, took the bag of soft stomach, and then walked for more than 20 minutes, returned to the off-road vehicle, and drove back.
About half a day later, we were back in the city.
The owner of the bar, Zhang Jing, has good connections and immediately took us to a hotel before breathing a sigh of relief.
"Excited, so exciting, I'm such an ordinary person, and I have also experienced such a wonderful and bizarre adventure with you, and I finally came back to life." Zhang Jing was so excited that she walked back and forth.
"Excited? I almost died I don't know how many times, this is called the aftermath of the catastrophe. Miss Dong smiled softly, but she seemed to like excitement like that, otherwise she wouldn't have become a human head lantern and a night pot, all of which were such an indifferent experience.
I pointed to Miss Dong's head in front of me and said, "Don't get excited, let's get down to business, go to the hospital in the city and see if there are any vegetative people..... Or a young woman who just died...... Give these two upper bodies. β
Miss Dong was put on someone else's head before.
And this eye girl also has a similar ability, she can gouge out other people's eyes, pretend to be her own Tai Sui eyes into it, control other people's bodies, and her soul is hidden in her own eyes.
At this time, Miss Dong's head lantern was placed on the table and said to us: "Sister Lin Yuxin said that she wants to be clean, she has a habit of cleanliness......"
I said: Lin Yuxin?
"Yes, she said that from today onwards, she will forget the past, not called Bua Shi Rose, that name is too tired, from today onwards, she will live for herself, only call her Chinese name." Miss Dong said.
"I see." I nodded, if it weren't for the fact that this eye-eyed girl should be close to the outside, she would really die there, and Miss Dong would not be out.
The facial features are all poor people, and they all have an unhappy family.
This eyed girl was also dissected into this virtue by her own mother, the old woman of the Yin people, and only her head and stomach remained, so it is no wonder that she was going to run away.
Miss Dong yawned and said with a smile, "As for finding me a body.... I think. I won't need it for the time being, I'll go back and continue to return to Bai Xiaoxue's body, and get used to it. β
I was stunned.
This guy was still thinking about Bai Xiaoxue's body, and I said to her: People are no longer men, they have returned to their vegetative bodies, and it is not your turn.
"Huh? She's back, huh? Wouldn't I be gone? Miss Dong was very surprised and said, "That..... Then I'll find one too, I want it to be clean, I'm dirty too. β
I'm speechless, you head teapot Miss Dong..... Dirty too?
Zhang Jing said with a serious face: "That's it!" Two young vegetative women, or the corpses of women who have just died, right? I'll do it now! I went to see the vegetative person in the hospital, and I contacted Brother Bai, who made a coffin for people, made a funeral, and asked him to see what young women had just been buried. β
He walked out and made a phone call, as if to find someone who was the right person.
This Zhang Jing is also a big guy in this piece of Chengdu, and the big boss who runs a bar has a wide range of connections, and with that white brother, it is estimated that it will work.
After he finished the call, he came back and said to us: "Wait for the news, less than half a day, there must be, our city is so big, it is impossible to find two women who have just died and become vegetative alive...... When this thing is done, a few of us will not get drunk tonight, drink a big one, celebrate, and celebrate the feast! β
I relented, breathed a sigh of relief, and said no problem!
In Miao Qianqian's words, this time it was really not easy.
We went to other people's villages to rob people, and we also robbed three Tai Sui, and pretended to be forced to leave, and we could still go to heaven, which was really exciting, and the excitement was bad.
Miao Qianqian, this guy, has already pulled a few sisters and stood next to them with great interest, chatting and farting.
I could only look down at my phone, and when I returned to the city, I found that there were 99+ missed calls, and it was still An Qingzheng.
How did he make so many calls?
I hurriedly called him and asked, "What happened?" β
"It's in the store, it's out of the store..... Something is wrong! An Qingzheng said excitedly: "We are going to close the door, and the police have come to investigate." β
"What!?" I was shaken.
I've only been out for a few days, and the other end is so restless without me looking.
οΌγ οΌ
"Bookmark for easy reading"