CHAPTER XV

After a long damp corridor, and then three small streams, at last I saw two chains deep underground, both golden, I don't know whether they were gilded or pure gold, and at the end of the chains were two hands, holding each other, and his master, looking at me with a smile, smiled so kindly that it made me feel like I had eaten a piece of ice in winter, and my cold cheeks hurt.

I looked at his thick hair, his vicissitudes of life, and then at the chains all over his body, and finally estimated his age, and tentatively shouted: "Uncle......"

He was smiling at me, but when he heard me call, he suddenly paused and gritted his teeth to greet me: "Auntie." ”

I immediately admitted my mistake, maybe they were just old and their actual age was very young, so I immediately shouted: "Big brother......" This time it should be right.

However, he was still unwilling and grinded his teeth at me, "Big sister." ”

Damn, how much do you love to pretend to be tender, a lot of age, uncle!

In line with the principle that the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, I endured and endured, and finally held back and did not vomit, and called out tremblingly: "Little brother." ”

"Hey." He happily responded, and called out to me politely, "Little sister." ”

Depend on! What should I do if I meet an uncle who loves to pretend to be tender? Wait online, hurry!

I asked him how he was locked up here, if he had any trouble with someone in Qingqiu, or if he came here by chance, and saw that the environment here was good, so he wanted to retreat here, but he was afraid that he would not have enough concentration, so he tied himself up with chains.

When he heard the first half of my sentence, he just wanted to answer, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he suddenly became irritable, "You stupid X, do I look like I'm cultivating, like?" ”

I nodded, "So, little brother, who were you locked up in?" ”

He suddenly became irritable again, "You stupid x, can anyone imprison me as the king of all demons?" Can you? ”

I was confused, "So who are you?" ”

He yelled at me, "I accidentally fell in touch with those old fellows, and then I accidentally used the wrong spell, and then I accidentally fell into their trap, and finally I was accidentally locked up here, there is nothing in this world that can hold me, but ......"

I hurriedly answered him: "But you were too careless." ”

He was very happy to hear me sarcastically mock him, "Yes, it's just too careless, hmph, within the Three Realms, whoever dares to say that he can beat me is looking for death!" ”

Yes, a narcissistic and tender uncle, what he loves most is bragging.

When I asked him if he knew the way out, he smiled mysteriously at me and said, "Come with your ears and I'll tell you." ”

I hurried over, but I didn't hear anything, so I came closer, and then I suddenly had an idea, why do you want to whisper it so much here, just the two of us? Right away, I knew the answer. He yelled five words into my ear: "I won't tell you!" My ears trembled when I roared, and in an instant it seemed like I had been hit by thunder, and my whole brain went blank.

Uncle, you are so naughty, does your mother know?

I decided to ignore him and find my own way. But I walked the way I came eight times and didn't find any mechanism, so I decided to create my own way, such as digging a tunnel, breaking through a stone wall, digging a skylight on the top of the rock, or grilling a fish by the stream, because to dig a tunnel, you have to replenish your strength first.

But I ignored the hardness of the stones here, and even more ignored the cunning of those fish, and when my busy hands and feet were worn out, the stones did not penetrate a single stone, and the fish did not catch a single fish, the only gain was that I understood a truth, if I had to rely on myself, I would not want to go out for three lifetimes.

Uncle finally couldn't help but speak: "Little sister, how about we make a deal?" ”

I'm wary, "What deal?" ”

He said very gently: "You help me open the chains, I will help you get out, and then we will slaughter that old guy in Qingqiu together, and let you be the lord of Qingqiu......"

I became more vigilant and asked him, "What about you?" ”

"Me?" He confidently held his head high, "Of course I will kill the Heavenly Court, slaughter the old boy of the Heavenly Monarch, and then kill the ones who are in the way, and finally be the master of the Three Realms......"

Oh, what an ambitious uncle, it's really amazing.

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, he asked me anxiously: "Little sister, what do you say about my deal?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "I think it's good, aim high." However, this kind of thought only exists in your head, and you should never say it. ”

He wondered, "Why can't you just say it?" ”

I straightened my chest as a matter of course, "Of course you don't let others chase you and call you crazy." ”

It dawned on him that I was mocking him for being whimsical, so he let me know what whimsy is. He summoned all the stones around him, built me a tomb, and buried me in it.

By the time I crawled out, he was grabbing a raw fish to eat with relish, no matter how bad the surroundings were, water everywhere, fish scales everywhere, dead fish everywhere.

Being able to suck water from such a distance and shake the fish out, he is really a powerful character, I was immediately in awe, and at the same time I had a question in my heart, he is so powerful, why don't he shake the chains open and escape?

He said, "You think I don't want to, it's not ......"

It's not like anything, he didn't say it, but I understand that the quality of the chain is so good that he can't shake it open.

Later, I learned that it was not the quality of the chains that was good, but the prohibitions on the chains, all of which were added by the gods with high mana, not to mention him, even I couldn't do anything about it. Why put me in such a high position? Because there's no one else here but me.

He stared at me eating fish with blazing eyes, and couldn't help asking, "Is it delicious?" ”

I smashed it and smacked my mouth and said, "It's not delicious." ”

"It's not delicious, and you still eat so delicious?"

I said, "You don't understand this, but all food is innocent, since you want to eat it, you have to respect it, although it is not delicious, but you must also make a relishful appearance, otherwise, you see how painful it should be for the fish to live over there, you kill it, and you think it is not delicious, what a sin this is, Amitabha, good, good!" ”

He looked at me with his mouth wide open, and admired my food theory very much, in the days to come, although all he ate was brown rice, all he ate was cabbage and tofu, and he gnawed on the leftover bones of others with a sweet and relish attitude, which directly led to his younger brothers eating fragrant and spicy food, all of which were first-class banquets, and he, the eldest brother, ate leftovers that the dogs ignored and the dogs didn't want to eat. There is also a little brother who is puzzled, and his henchman said, the eldest brother loves to eat these, what do you ordinary people know? All the little brothers nodded one after another, the eldest brother is the eldest brother. However, who knew that in the dead of night, this big brother hated me so much that he gritted his teeth......

After eating two meals of fish like this, he had the feeling of opening up to me and telling me about his life.

I picked my teeth and commented, "You said that you were born with infinite strength, and directly killed a tiger, two leopards, three pythons, four younger brothers, five territories, and became a bully, which is a bit unreasonable." ”

He spread his hands to me and let me have something to say, which of us is with whom. So, I asked directly, "What about your parents?" Doesn't it matter if you let you become a bully, or is it their ideal to become a bully, you just want to win glory for your parents? ”

"I don't have parents," he said. ”

I was stunned, and he said, "I jumped out of the crack in the stone, and I was raised by God, and I am a stone demon." ”

So, this stone demon then showed me his life, at the age of ten he worshiped a famous teacher, at the age of twenty he became the master's protΓ©gΓ©, at the age of thirty he became the king of the mountain, at the age of forty he subdued the demons and became the king of all demons, and at the age of fifty he went to heaven and successfully attracted the attention of all relevant departments.

He has always emphasized that he was plotted, and if he was really above board, he would not be defeated, because he had never failed.

I thought that he didn't dare to admit his failure, it was a sign of cowardice, such as a duck, has been living in the water, but in the end was drowned, a woman, who loves to hold a spoon, but was choked to death in the end, a butcher, infinitely powerful, but finally was killed by a chicken, which shows that there is no absolute, don't be lucky, think Lao Tzu is the first in the world.

He asked me with a gloomy face, "How do you think I'm going to die?" ”

I thought for a moment and replied, "Old death." Actually, I wanted to talk about sudden death, but I didn't dare, but he was still not satisfied, he said, "How could I die, I'm still so young." ”

Uh, let me go and vomit for a while.

He showed me the chain, saying that this is made of cold ice, which is filled with supreme cold, this cold may be a scourge to others, but for demons, it is a great medicine, as long as the law is used, it will be a thousand miles a day, and the cultivation will grow rapidly, maybe it will be ranked in the immortal class in a few years, of course, even if you don't become an immortal, you will become a great goblin, and if you stomp your feet lightly, you will tremble thirty miles away.

I don't believe that such a good thing can be used to lock you up?

He looked at me with encouraging eyes and motioned for me to touch and feel it. I touched it in disbelief, and as soon as my hand touched it, a cold air rushed to my face, and with the influx of cold air, the muscles and veins of my whole body seemed to stretch a little, and I was exceptionally refreshed and unimpeded.

Sure enough, it's a good thing!

I excitedly touched the chain left and right, feeling its cold and vitality in all directions, and the stone demon looked at me quietly with a kind smile on his face.

"I didn't lie to you, did I?" He said to me.

"Hmm." I have changed from half-belief to wholehearted belief, and I am immersed in great excitement, because I feel as if my cultivation is rising exponentially, as if someone is stuffing you with a cart of gold ingots when you are poor and about to hang yourself, and you are not happy to accept him.