"Ahh Hum... Whew...."

The groom feels his little bird... It was broken, and an indescribable electric current instantly ascended from his feet to the door of his head, and then squeezed out the pig cry and wolf roar from his throat, rolled his eyes, and fell to the ground with his body twitching like a small fish about to die of thirst.

"I'm going to... This guy's bird is too unsturdy, isn't it, a moment of silence for the bride."

The white bear Lin Yi took advantage of the time when everyone was still open and shocked to flash directly, but before leaving, he flicked a "Nine Turns Golden Pill" towards the groom's mouth.

One of the front teeth broke out, and all the nine turns of the golden pill entered his throat, and was finally swallowed by the groom.

Feeling that no one was chasing after him, Lin Yi leaned against a big tree and let out a sigh.

And everything Lin Yi did just now was seen by Ning Xiaodie, who was chased out, and while annoying Lin Yi, he couldn't stand up with a straight smile, but he was a little worried in his heart, Lin Yi... Crazy?

Seeing that the wave gauge in front of him changed from 0 to 3, Lin Yi let out a sigh again, there should be no need to explode on the spot now.

A little girl who looked similar to Xiao Mengmeng, licking ice cream, while looking at the sneaky white bear Lin Yi, blinked innocent eyes, and said in a milky voice, "Uncle, can you sing Little Bear Bear?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, I was too lazy to take care of this little girl, and now Lin Yi has thought it through, and no one knows anyway, so let's make a big wave.

However, Lin Yi suddenly stopped after taking two steps, squatted in front of the little girl, pinched his throat and said, "Little sister, although my uncle can't sing Little Bear, my uncle can perform magic tricks, do you want to see it?" ”

The little girl's eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands again and again, "Okay, good!" ”

"But Uncle doesn't have any props... Can you give ice cream to uncle? Uncle is it okay to make you so big."

Lin Yi said while gesturing, looking at the circle drawn by Lin Yi, I am afraid that it is not as big as a refrigerator.

The little girl thought about it, seemed to hesitate, looked at the ice cream in her hand, and sure enough, it was the size of the refrigerator that had the upper hand.

The little girl handed the ice cream to Lin Yi with great anticipation, wanting to see how Uncle White Bear in front of her made the little ice cream "so big!" ”

"Little girl, look at it! Don't blink! ”

Reciting an esoteric incantation in his mouth, Lin Yi stuffed the ice cream towards the hole in the hood little by little, and his mouth could barely eat it.

If you ask Lin Yi to slow down and listen carefully, you will find that Lin Yi reads "I don't want to explode... Mom sells batches of Lao Tzu don't explode on the spot... The system exploded on the spot..."

After swallowing the whole ice cream, Lin Yi felt that his throat had turned into an ice tube, "Hiss... Hiccup".

"Uncle, where's my ice cream?"

The little girl is still looking forward to her "that big" ice cream.

"Whoa! Here you go."

Lin Yi put a large ball of air on the little girl's hand in a similar manner.

After being stunned for a while, the little girl's eyes suddenly moistened, "Woo woo..."

The little girl was crying and wiping her tears to the ice cream shop next to her, "Mom! Uncle snatched my ice cream..."

Suddenly, an ice cream the size of Lin Yi's head appeared in front of the little girl.

Ning Xiaodie smiled and said to the little girl, "Look, such a big ice cream, uncle didn't lie to you."

"Thank you, pretty sister!"

Hearing this, Ning Xiaodie couldn't laugh.

With a panicked look, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and wanted to call Lin Yi's grandfather and tell him that your grandson's head seemed to have been kicked by a donkey.

However, as soon as she took out the phone, Ning Xiaodie saw that Lin Yi was helping an old woman run a red light at the intersection in the distance, and she was so shocked that she couldn't care about making a phone call.

Seeing the traffic light intersection, Lin Yi ran the red light while helping the grandmother who seemed to have something to say, and waved his bear claws to signal the passing driver to stop.

Helping the old woman across the road, Lin Yi snapped and saluted the old woman.

The old grandmother glanced across the road without love, sighed and paused twice with her crutch to the ground, and said, "The next child... The old woman waited for half an hour to run across the road, why did you bring the old woman back again? ”

Lin Yi patted his head in annoyance, picked it up again under the messy gaze of the old grandmother, used the grandmother's domineering age to deter passing vehicles, and ran the red light again.

Looking at the cars around her that either braked sharply or swished out, the old grandmother's face turned white, and she said tremblingly, "The next generation... Why can't you think about it at a young age, and still take your wife on the road with you? ”

Lin Yi pretended to hear it wrong, and repeated loudly, "Ah! What did you say? Do you want me to jump here with you? ”

The old woman's eyes widened, and she felt that her ears seemed to be deaf in advance, and then she was slipped by the offspring in front of her, dressed as a big white bear.

This strange scene firmly attracted the attention of almost all passing drivers, and for a while, dozens of cars rear-ended.

But fortunately, this is a traffic light intersection, and the speed is not fast, otherwise maybe Xiaobai will have multiple companions.

In the end, Lin Yi entrusted the old grandmother to the chasing traffic police, and escaped in an instant with coquettish snakeskin steps.

Ning Xiaodie looked at all this stupidly, and the word "dumbfounded" perfectly explained Ning Xiaodie's state at this time.

Subsequently, Ning Xiaodie's eyes were red and she dialed Lin Yi's grandfather and Li Tiezhu's phone.

"Grandpa Li, Lin Yi... Lin Yi..."

Old Man Li, who was sharpening his knife every day, instantly raised his big knife that drank countless blood, and said in a deep voice, "Ning girl, is it Lin Yi's little bastard who bullied you, don't worry, grandpa, this is going..."

"Lin Yi... Lin Yi's head is broken...."

The old man thought that he had heard it wrong, and the big knife dancing in his hand almost didn't cut his leg.

"Lin... What are you talking about? ”

Ning Xiaodie said with red eyes, "Grandpa Li, Lin Yi, he didn't know what was wrong just now, he ran down the street in my pajamas, and... Still dancing with the old lady at the crossroads, he... Is he having a bad brain".

By the end, Ning Xiaodie had already started to spin in place in a hurry.

The old man was also anxious, Li Tian, the little bastard, was unreliable, he was spoiled by his mother, but Lin Yi, the grandson, was angry, looking at the meaning of the old brigade commander, he was obviously afraid that his granddaughter would not be able to marry, and he wanted to stuff it into his grandson.

I called Mr. Li every day when he was fine, and he couldn't hide his jealousy of him Li Tiezhu for such a good grandson.

The old man once swore that he would never set foot in Kyoto again, but recently he has been frequently slapped in the face, always forgetting Kyoto to run, and then bringing back the old man Ning's good cigarettes and tea or something, looking at the old man Ning was angry and helpless, and finally he had to send him off with a good face, and the expression of asking "is it enough" was cool!

Right now... His grandson turned out to be... Lose your marbles?

"Lin Yi, where is he now!"

Ning Xiaodie looked around, and Lin Yi had already run away without a trace.

"Don't worry, girl, grandpa will look for you now."

The old man hung up the phone, a trace of worry flashed in his eyes, and he didn't believe it, his grandson is crazy, how funny is it?